Shakira

ForumSamurai
ForumSamurai Posts: 73
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Saturday's Random Thought...

Shakira is a beautiful, beautiful woman.

However, whomever keeps telling her that she's "talented," and that she should "keep making records..." should be flogged.
Severely.
With extreme prejudice.

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Happy Weekend.
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  • mrdexter1
    mrdexter1 Posts: 356 Member
    you ve obviously never met a woman who can dance to "whenever" and make a better job than shakira.!!!

    They make good partners !!!!
  • ForumSamurai
    ForumSamurai Posts: 73
    you ve obviously never met a woman who can dance to "whenever" and make a better job than shakira.!!!

    They make good partners !!!!
    I literally have no idea what point you're trying to convey there.
  • GiGiBeans
    GiGiBeans Posts: 1,062 Member
    I love Shakira. Flog me.
  • melaniecheeks
    melaniecheeks Posts: 6,349 Member
    Her hips dont lie. Trust me.
  • ForumSamurai
    ForumSamurai Posts: 73
    I love Shakira. Flog me.
    Really? Her voice doesn't sound like 14 cats in a washing machine to you?

    Don't get me wrong... she's gorgeous. And she can dance. And she's sexy as hell... but... singing? Really?
  • sam308lbs
    sam308lbs Posts: 1,936 Member
    whatever!

    Rabiosa was simply mindblowing! Shakira is the bomb:drinker:
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
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  • ForumSamurai
    ForumSamurai Posts: 73
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    Now... that is nice. Mostly, because there's no sound.
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    I love Shakira. Flog me.
    Really? Her voice doesn't sound like 14 cats in a washing machine to you?

    Don't get me wrong... she's gorgeous. And she can dance. And she's sexy as hell... but... singing? Really?
    I like her voice.

    In for flogging. And gifs.
  • ForumSamurai
    ForumSamurai Posts: 73
    Shakira's hips don't lie... they said that she's tone-deaf.
  • AmyZ46
    AmyZ46 Posts: 694 Member
    I like Shakira also ,More her older stuff though.
  • susanhiding
    susanhiding Posts: 88 Member
    I love her music but sometimes her voice gets to me...but still better than Ke$ha, now her voice makes me feel like driving into a wall.
  • ForumSamurai
    ForumSamurai Posts: 73
    I love her music but sometimes her voice gets to me...but still better than Ke$ha, now her voice makes me feel like driving into a wall.
    I think on Ke$ha's albums, they actually record 14 cats in a washing machine.
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
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  • ForumSamurai
    ForumSamurai Posts: 73
    Ok... she's cute... but... does that mean she can sing?
  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
    I love Shakira. Flog me.
    Really? Her voice doesn't sound like 14 cats in a washing machine to you?

    Don't get me wrong... she's gorgeous. And she can dance. And she's sexy as hell... but... singing? Really?

    This. Her career needs to be limited strictly to dancing and modeling. Every time she opens her mouth an angel dies.
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
    Who has time to notice her singing voice?
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    I like Whenever, Wherever. I LIKE THE WAY IT SOUNDS. With her Shakira horn noise and everything.
  • killin_me_softly
    killin_me_softly Posts: 20
    I have to agree with the poster here. I'm not a fan of her voice.
  • HotAshMess
    HotAshMess Posts: 382 Member
    I love her music but sometimes her voice gets to me...but still better than Ke$ha, now her voice makes me feel like driving into a wall.
    I think on Ke$ha's albums, they actually record 14 cats in a washing machine.

    Drunk cats

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