Sarcasm

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  • ForumSamurai
    ForumSamurai Posts: 73
    Personally, I'm crying on the inside, and I need a hug. And bacon. Mostly, just bacon.
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    uhhh... ohhh....ah...yes..yeess...uhhhhh.....OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH.

    I need a tissue.
  • Pangea250
    Pangea250 Posts: 965 Member
    Personally, I'm crying on the inside, and I need a hug. And bacon. Mostly, just bacon.
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    uhhh... ohhh....ah...yes..yeess...uhhhhh.....OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH.

    I need a tissue.
    Lord have mercy, I already gave you bacon, now you want tissue too?
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  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    Why are so many members of MFP offended by sarcasm?
    How can you improve yourself, if you're not willing to laugh at yourself a little?

    I cannot WAIT to see the responses to this. :laugh:

    I dn't have a sarcastic bone in my body. I post serious replies all the time. I'm just so warped, everyone takes them to be sarcastic!

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  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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  • HealthWoke0ish
    HealthWoke0ish Posts: 2,078 Member
    Personally, I'm crying on the inside, and I need a hug. And bacon. Mostly, just bacon.
    gifbacon.gif
    uhhh... ohhh....ah...yes..yeess...uhhhhh.....OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH.
    I need a tissue.

    Haha. I need a sock...
  • ForumSamurai
    ForumSamurai Posts: 73
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    Hahahahaha.
  • fannyfrost
    fannyfrost Posts: 756 Member
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    People get all sensitive about stuff all the time. Me - I like a good dose of sarcasm.

    On another note - I LOVE LOVE Dean Winchester (aka Jensen Ackles). Thank you for making my day by posting this. :love:

    Dean Winchester is the king of sarcasm for sure!
  • meg_mucklebones
    meg_mucklebones Posts: 19
    It's all fun and games until someone doesn't get the sarcasm.
  • allstatemom
    allstatemom Posts: 183 Member
    Tact is for people who are not witty enough to be sarcastic.
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    It's all fun and games until someone doesn't get the sarcasm.

    Well it's still fun and games. Just not for both parties.
  • bennysammysofie
    bennysammysofie Posts: 331
    Someone should start a sarcasm thread.
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    Fact is, most people just palin suck at sarcasm.
    I don't see how people ever took her seriously.
  • bennysammysofie
    bennysammysofie Posts: 331
    I am certain that my expertise in sarcasm makes me a rare gem.
    Really?
  • sewerchick93
    sewerchick93 Posts: 1,438 Member
    because sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, plus there is an underlying truth to many sarcastic comments.
    Really???

    (boom)

    according to those who don't get sarcasm, yes really.....it's sad, I know. :cry:
  • bennysammysofie
    bennysammysofie Posts: 331
    I am certain that my expertise in sarcasm makes me a rare gem.
    There's another chick that thinks the same. Kick her *kitten*, Seabass!!!!!
  • ForumSamurai
    ForumSamurai Posts: 73
    It's all fun and games until someone doesn't get the sarcasm.
    Sarcasm on a weak mind, is a terrible thing to... waist. (Oh yes, I just did.)
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    Personally, I'm crying on the inside, and I need a hug. And bacon. Mostly, just bacon.

    You need bacon and Nutella. It tastes like really good sex feels. Just sayin'
  • ForumSamurai
    ForumSamurai Posts: 73
    Personally, I'm crying on the inside, and I need a hug. And bacon. Mostly, just bacon.

    You need bacon and Nutella. It tastes like really good sex feels. Just sayin'
    Reading that, I feel the same way I felt the first time I saw two women making-out... Confused, yet definitively turned-on.
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    Personally, I'm crying on the inside, and I need a hug. And bacon. Mostly, just bacon.

    You need bacon and Nutella. It tastes like really good sex feels. Just sayin'
    Reading that, I feel the same way I felt the first time I saw two women making-out... Confused, yet definitively turned-on.

    I told my friends on here that I would lick this mixture off of Gary Busey's body, even without a bag over his head. It's that damn good. This should definitely be used during sex.
  • BigDnSW
    BigDnSW Posts: 641 Member
    Have no use for it in cyber or more importantly, real life. Here's yer sign:

    Definition of sarcasm
    1. harsh or bitter derision or irony.
    2. a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark: a review full of sarcasms.
    Origin: 1570–80; < Late Latin sarcasmus < Greek sarkasmós, derivative of sarkázein to rend (flesh), sneer; see sarco-

    Synonyms
    1. sardonic, bitterness, ridicule.

    Yeah, dat's da ticket. Have a groovy day :drinker:
  • ForumSamurai
    ForumSamurai Posts: 73
    Personally, I'm crying on the inside, and I need a hug. And bacon. Mostly, just bacon.

    You need bacon and Nutella. It tastes like really good sex feels. Just sayin'
    Reading that, I feel the same way I felt the first time I saw two women making-out... Confused, yet definitively turned-on.

    I told my friends on here that I would lick this mixture off of Gary Busey's body, even without a bag over his head. It's that damn good. This should definitely be used during sex.
    Don't lick Busey. You'll get mad cow disease.
  • ForumSamurai
    ForumSamurai Posts: 73
    Have no use for it in cyber or more importantly, real life. Here's yer sign:

    Definition of sarcasm
    1. harsh or bitter derision or irony.
    2. a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark: a review full of sarcasms.
    Origin: 1570–80; < Late Latin sarcasmus < Greek sarkasmós, derivative of sarkázein to rend (flesh), sneer; see sarco-

    Synonyms
    1. sardonic, bitterness, ridicule.

    Yeah, dat's da ticket. Have a groovy day :drinker:
    So... knock-knock jokes and balloon animals for you then?
  • barkin43
    barkin43 Posts: 508 Member
    Personally, I'm crying on the inside, and I need a hug. And bacon. Mostly, just bacon.
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    Now you've done it! I'm licking my 'puter screen and now it's all streaky!
  • Corjogo
    Corjogo Posts: 201 Member
    When face to face - body language and emotions can set the pace for sarcasm, humor, criticism etc --sometimes on paper it is too much or too harsh and is frequently misconstrued as mean...What's in your wallet???
  • ForumSamurai
    ForumSamurai Posts: 73
    Agreed. Something gets lost in translation, when being sarcastic via text message.
  • jball1954
    jball1954 Posts: 29 Member
    You sound sarcastic.
  • jlapey
    jlapey Posts: 1,850 Member
    I'm not using sarcasm, I have a speech impediment.
  • Lovdiamnd
    Lovdiamnd Posts: 624 Member
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  • dazydawn
    dazydawn Posts: 56 Member
    Personally, I'm crying on the inside, and I need a hug. And bacon. Mostly, just bacon.



    ^^this

    The general concensus in my house that everything is better with bacon.

    Oh yeah....everything.
  • tmauck4472
    tmauck4472 Posts: 1,785 Member
    I am gonna be the educator - ha - I am so gonna get some *kitten* for this but... how can you tell a person is being sarcastic online when you can't hear his/her tone in writing - the reader receives the message written according to mood, therefore it is all in perspective of the reader himself.


    ^THIS....no matter how you the writer meant it, me the reader, and you the reader and them the readers will take it differently.

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