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FIFY
Have you ever been FIFY'd? My inner Samuel L. Jackson rears its afro equipped head and want's to put my size 13 in their hind quarters.
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He's So Dreamy...
Cheif...I'm man crushing bro. So dreamy.
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I never step on the scale anymore...
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Cauliflower Recipe
Does anyone have any cauliflower recipes that taste like honey buns, cinnamon rolls, pizza, arroz con leche, fritter cake, apple fritters, or as good as she looks? ---->>>>
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Something about deadlifts...
That makes me feel sexy. This morning I felt pretty. Now I feel like a sexy beast. A hungry, sexy beast. Rawr!!!
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I Feel So Pretty Today...
I feel manly enough to admit that. *Strokes man beard*
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Stupid Toilet Seat
I had my eyes closed. Sleep still in my eyes. Why'd you have to be down? Stupid toilet seat. You were so cold. I didn't mean to tea bag you. I know I've made this promise before. ] Disclaimer - Since this is the getting started area of forums and my morning piss is the start of the day, it was only natural that I place…
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Mud Wrestling
I'm wondering if any of you classy ladies have ever mud wrestled? I'm interested in attending a live event but haven't the faintest clue of where to go. Would I have to go to a place like Kentuck or West Viriginia? So srs.
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That one new friend on your FL
...the one that as soon as you accept, he/she starts blasting out FR's to your list and using you as the mutual. You'll remain anonymous, but you should know (BRO) that junk pics are forthcoming. I think we should start a group named "Creep the Creepers". A support group where we all rally as one and fight the Creepy…
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Morning Jukebox
Let's start it off with some Imagine Dragons - On Top Of The World (RAC Mix) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwknDiDS17Y
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A Manicorn...
Ever seen one of these in real life? I hear they're rare, maybe mythical?
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Coffee or That Thing Most Virile People Do?
What do you prefer first coffee or that thing most virile people do? Shhhh....don't say the S word. Be vewy vewy quiet.
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Odds & Ends: Anything you wish to discuss.
From time to time I'll Google odd news. Today's tidbit: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/Blog/2014/02/18/Barbara-Walters-My-vibrator-is-named-Selfie/1111392731786/?spt=sec&or=on Barbara Walters, age 84, revealed on The View that she has a vibrator. Not only that, but she has a nickname for it: Selfie. Yes. Mind=blown.
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How Many Calories?
I just blended the rubber gasket from my blender along with my protein shake. Anyone know how many calories should log?
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Favorite Poems?
Because my FL is full of a bunch of raunchy, creepy creepers....please share. I'm limited when it comes to this. I've recently come across Pablo Neruda and am fascinated by his simplicity and the depth of how he writes. Please share.
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Being Used on V-Day...
I was a Sophomore in HS...she wanted a Cabbage Patch Kid. I begged, borrowed, and stole for that $60.00 rag. She took the Cabbage Patch Kid and then dumped me. Never again have I bought another V-Day present for anyone. Men, have you ever been used for a gift during this time of year?
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Telling you off...
My anaconda don't want none Unless you've got buns, hun You can do side bends or sit-ups, But please don't lose that butt
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Acoustic Folk - Your Single Most Favorite Song?
Amos Lee - Arms of a Woman : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th4SwSpaRWU I've seen this guy in concert several times and this, live...entire audience goes completely silent every time he sings this. I'm jealous of this man's talent.
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I still see a fat boy in the mirror...
Don't judge me. You see that I have a few muscles, don't call me conceited or tell me that I KNOW I'm hot. You don't know that I still carry this fat boy mentality or that I still struggle with accepting thew new image in the mirror. In all honesty, I hope I always carry these feelings of a bit of insecurity combined with…
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Valentimes Day
Happy Valentimes! Did you no that valentimes know lounger has a N in the times? You chewed no that expecially round these time of yere!
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Guacmole Stuffed Sweet Peppers
I was short of ingredients and wanted to make a side dish for my grilled pork loin chops. I had an avocado, cilantro, onions, lime, and a few sweet bell peppers. I cut the stem portion of the bell pepper, cleaned the inside out of them, sprayed a bit of olive oil on them and set them to broil for a couple of minutes. I…
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I'm sorry, I can't hear you....
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It's Friday Night...
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The Official MFP Dictionary: A Noobs Guide
Would the MFP royalty please help me assemble an MFP Dictionary?
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I have tomorrow off and you don't....
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If They Can Do It....
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What's your preference?
Hot n' Ready? or Hot Pocket? or glazed buns? or big hunk? or shockers rope? or my personal favorite...double creme betweens? Suggestions?
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Vent It Thread...
Thank you co-worker. For working on that project for nearly 2 years and having it all go to *kitten* and all the milestones be late in the first week of the project. Thank you for being an idiot, a slob, and for not washing that nasty *kitten* coffee cup that is now 2" thick walls of built up coffee sludge.
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Lyrics Throwdown...
Post lyrics by alphabetical order of artist... Another Bad Creation - Iesha Iesha, Iesha so glad to meetcha See you in the schoolyard strollin' wit' your techa
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I thought this was a supportive website...
I created my first forum thread and not one single reply. You people are mean and have ugly, black souls.
