The Official MFP Dictionary: A Noobs Guide

SGM_Adonis
SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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Would the MFP royalty please help me assemble an MFP Dictionary?
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  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Starting with slore: The compilation of Slut and *kitten*
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Starting with slore: The compilation of Slut and *kitten*

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  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    Starting with slore: The compilation of Slut and *kitten*

    You called?
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Tug toning: daily male upper body workout, done publicly in a gym.
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    *kitten*... Maybe someone else should take this one...
  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
    *kitten*... Maybe someone else should take this one...

    Give me a minute, creeping your profile.
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
    hangry: Combination of "hungry" and "angry."

    I often experience this after a workout when my husband doesn't make dinner fast enough. :laugh:
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    Noob - John
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Noob - John

    WHHHHHHHHAAAATTTTT???!!

    Really?

    :ohwell:
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Noob - John

    HAHAHAHAHA!
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    Ask-Hole: A person that asks for advice but then fails to heed it.
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Hongry... mix of Hungry and... in the mood (censor)
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    Mean people - The successful MFP veterans who give advice based on science and experience, not on what you want to hear.
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    horngry: combination of horny and hungry

    I often experience this when . . . well . . . all the damn time.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Hongry... mix of Hungry and... in the mood (censor)

    This whole time... I didn't know there was a word for it.




    Lose = Loose


    *runs off giggling*
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    Horngry: A term used over and over and over and over
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Horngry: A term used over and over and over and over

    Oh dang.. I did it wrong. noob here
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    BULKY.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Thigh gap: The thing that nobody wants, and everybody wants, and nobody wants, and everybody wants.
  • TX_Thundercat
    TX_Thundercat Posts: 2,437 Member
    Bacon = God

    Peanut Butter and Nutella both have similar definitions.
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    Dirty Eater - Anyone who eats anything non-organic or homegrown.
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Brah: Someone to stay FAR FAR away from (unless you intend to torture them like me)
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    Here just to mingle with MFP Royalty
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
    Kik is for noodz
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    special snowflake = someone who thinks their body breaks the laws of physics in that it either a) doesn't lose weight in spite of eating at a deficit, or b) gains weight in spite of eating at a deficit or c) gains weight without eating at a surplus or d) grows huge amount of muscle while eating at a deficit, which they don't want and then give as a reason why they can't possibly even touch weights heavier than pink 3lb dumbbells
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    Mods - The benevolent masters who save us from ourselves on a daily basis.

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  • UnitedBoy83
    UnitedBoy83 Posts: 888 Member
    Bacon = God

    Peanut Butter and Nutella both have similar definitions.

    ^^^^^^^ seconded!!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    If each word in the MFP Dictionary could be accompanied by a humorous gif, that would also be appreciated... ya know... for those who aren't so much into reading.
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    derp:

    A simple, undefined reply when an ignorant comment or action is made
  • Cali_Chica
    Cali_Chica Posts: 895 Member
    Twerking = :blushing:

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