The Official MFP Dictionary: A Noobs Guide

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  • evanblove
    evanblove Posts: 82 Member
    in for the education
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    Water: mythical solvent comprised solely of molecules of H2O, which, when containing any amount of solute, instantly and permanently loses any hydrating properties.
  • TX_Thundercat
    TX_Thundercat Posts: 2,437 Member
    Creep: male who sends suggestive PM to a female with a zoomed in cleavage or booty shot as her profile pic

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  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    Loose - a verb to explain weight reduction
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    sorry to be off topic...... but I love trebuchets and that is :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
  • Cali_Chica
    Cali_Chica Posts: 895 Member
    Creep: male who sends suggestive PM to a female with a zoomed in cleavage or booty shot as her profile pic

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  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Creep: male who sends suggestive PM to a female with a zoomed in cleavage or booty shot as her profile pic

    I'm about to get creepy...
  • SexKittenlovesitrough
    SexKittenlovesitrough Posts: 486
    Body Shaming - a legit practice whenever it happens to you, but a nonexistent thing when it happens to someone else....

    Aka persons posts a success thread and is immediately body shamed, but then OP posts how celebrity A looks disgusting and that's not legit body shaming....

    Food shaming - demoralising/ridiculing other peoples food choices because....superior.
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    sugar: poison (thats all you need to know)

    artificial sweeteners: see above
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    Tacos: Something served south of the border.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    Sabotage....


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  • Tiernan1212
    Tiernan1212 Posts: 797 Member
    Rage Quit - when someone posts a thread expecting sympathy, then gets replies full of logic and science, argues with all the successfull people in the thread, and then deactivates.


    I know there are other options for a Rage Quit, any of the Royalty want to clarify? :flowerforyou:
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    cauliflower = The alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end, the sum of all things, 42
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    cauliflower = The alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end, the sum of all things, 42
    Also, BrainyBurro's favorite vegetable.
  • SexKittenlovesitrough
    SexKittenlovesitrough Posts: 486
    Raspberry Ketones, Coffee Enemas, Dr. Oz - MFP Comedy Central right there.
  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
    Sabotage....


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    This song shall be stuck in my head for the remainder of the day...

    and for that, I thank you dearly.
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Tacos: Something served south of the border.

    And on Sassy's wall on a regular basis
  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
    CURSE YOU LAG!!!
  • butterfli7o
    butterfli7o Posts: 1,319 Member
    Just break up: the only acceptable action after posting marital/relationship issues in the forums.
    Thanks to Dani. :laugh:
  • butterfli7o
    butterfli7o Posts: 1,319 Member
    Butthurt: What people (mostly noobs) tend to get when they discover they are not special snowflakes.
  • LishieFruit89
    LishieFruit89 Posts: 1,956 Member
    Gurney: Because hearing the word "Journey" makes me wish I was on a gurney in the morgue.
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    Forum Ho: An attention seeking sloot.

    Ex - See the "Rate me thread"
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    have we mentioned "____ is _____"? example: awesome cheese is awesome. anything that's obvious deserves redundancy.
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    Alabama Crab Dangle - A vigorous and bestial hillbilly form of intercourse where in the man enters his partner (male or female) from the rear. The position gets it's name from the unique habit of propping one leg up presumably for purposes of leverage, on a nearby raised surface such as a pig trough or fence rail so that the testicles appear to dangle.

    PS - If you wish to log this form of exercise, look for it under ACD - Bedroom Calisthenics.
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    Forum Ho: An attention seeking sloot.

    Ex - See the "Rate me thread"

    See: Mister Universe
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Forum Ho: An attention seeking sloot.

    Ex - See the "Rate me thread"

    I am not! ... well, ok, but you don't have to tell everybody!
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Forum Ho: An attention seeking sloot.

    Ex - See the "Rate me thread"

    See: Mister Universe


    Yes... this
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    Forum Ho: An attention seeking sloot.

    Ex - See the "Rate me thread"

    See: Mister Universe

    For female version of a Forum Ho

    See: Sassypants092


    Yes... this
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Forum Ho: An attention seeking sloot.

    Ex - See the "Rate me thread"

    See: Mister Universe

    For female version of a Forum Ho

    See: Sassypants092


    Yes... this

    Come on Noob.. that's not how you Quote!
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    Skeet - Is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Century. It an effort of equality, other tribes have now begun same practice.
  • PatheticNoetic
    PatheticNoetic Posts: 905 Member
    I like this thread.

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