The Official MFP Dictionary: A Noobs Guide

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  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    bully: someone who offers an opinion (oftentimes asked for) that goes against another persons own opinion (usually the one asking for the opinion).

    ETA: gifs have been requested
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  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    derp:

    A simple, undefined reply when an ignorant comment or action is made

    Unless you are referring to the diggler type, in which it is then a mouth-watering mountain of a man that makes my naughty part stand up and introduce itself......
  • snowflake954
    snowflake954 Posts: 8,399 Member
    special snowflake = someone who thinks their body breaks the laws of physics in that it either a) doesn't lose weight in spite of eating at a deficit, or b) gains weight in spite of eating at a deficit or c) gains weight without eating at a surplus or d) grows huge amount of muscle while eating at a deficit, which they don't want and then give as a reason why they can't possibly even touch weights heavier than pink 3lb dumbbells

    Bump---because I'm "special".
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    derp:

    A simple, undefined reply when an ignorant comment or action is made

    Unless you are referring to the diggler type, in which it is then a mouth-watering mountain of a man that makes my naughty part stand up and introduce itself......

    EXACTLY *fist bump*
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    GMO,

    much like a mouse or a rat you should immediately jump up on a chair and scream anytime you see one
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    JSF: Just Stay Fat or JSH: Just Stay Horrible. Response given to someone who complains about a problem and when presented with myriad problem-solving approaches, has a "reason" to shoot down every single one.
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    Hurr Durr - something so dumb, this is the only possible reply

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  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    SMH: Something I do often

    (thanks AZ for teachin me that one lol)
  • Cali_Chica
    Cali_Chica Posts: 895 Member
    Loose - a verb to explain weight reduction
  • Erin_goBrahScience
    Erin_goBrahScience Posts: 1,215 Member
    BULKY.


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  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    IBTL

    IIFIYM
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    derp:

    A simple, undefined reply when an ignorant comment or action is made

    Unless you are referring to the diggler type, in which it is then a mouth-watering mountain of a man that makes my naughty part stand up and introduce itself......

    EXACTLY *fist bump*

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    *see previous entry
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    Just break up: the only acceptable action after posting marital/relationship issues in the forums.
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    Loose - a verb to explain weight reduction
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  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    Muscle weighs more than fat: Incorrect wording to express the different densities of muscle and fat tissue.
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    cleanse: a way to spend money with no benefit whatsoever

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  • AJinBirmingham
    AJinBirmingham Posts: 497
    Twerking = :blushing:

    I thought "twerking" was being a jerk on Twitter? :wink:
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    Toxinz: magical chemicals (q.v.) that make you fat.
    Chemicals: substances that are in foods that "not clean", as opposed to the substances that "clean" foods are composed of.
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Supportive: Will send you noods when requested
  • mmm_drop
    mmm_drop Posts: 1,126 Member
    Sabotage - Everybody is out to make you fat. (Also a rad song by the Beastie Boys.)
  • Nessiechickie
    Nessiechickie Posts: 1,392 Member
    cleanse: a way to spend money with no benefit whatsoever

    LMFAO! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :drinker:
  • AJinBirmingham
    AJinBirmingham Posts: 497
    DYEL - "I'm just here to be rude during my break from flexing and admiring myself in the mirror. I'm better than you, and I've nothing useful to say."

    Oh waitaminnit . . . it's short for "Do you even lift?" Sorry. I'm easily confused.
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    Bro science = squats and deadlifts
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    special snowflake = someone who thinks their body breaks the laws of physics in that it either a) doesn't lose weight in spite of eating at a deficit, or b) gains weight in spite of eating at a deficit or c) gains weight without eating at a surplus or d) grows huge amount of muscle while eating at a deficit, which they don't want and then give as a reason why they can't possibly even touch weights heavier than pink 3lb dumbbells
    See also "Everybody is different" and "The plural of anecdote is not data."
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    Bro science = squats and deadlifts
    See also "If you can't fix it with squats and/or fish oil, you're probably gonna die."
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  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Deactivating: They'll be back in 4 days tops
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    Anybody wanna tackle "We're all here for the same thing" or "Journey?"

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  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    JSF: acronym for "just stay fat". sound advice usually given to people with a plethora of excuses as to why they're not succeeding.

    "i get up at 7am, work from 9-5, get home, feed the kids, and put them to bed by 8. i just don't have time to work out."

    "oh, well then JSF."

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  • Cali_Chica
    Cali_Chica Posts: 895 Member
    Creep: male who sends suggestive PM to a female with an equally suggestive zoomed in cleavage or booty shot as her profile pic

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