The Official MFP Dictionary: A Noobs Guide

skullshank

bully: someone who offers an opinion (oftentimes asked for) that goes against another persons own opinion (usually the one asking for the opinion).

ETA: gifs have been requested

homerjspartan

derp:

A simple, undefined reply when an ignorant comment or action is made

Unless you are referring to the diggler type, in which it is then a mouth-watering mountain of a man that makes my naughty part stand up and introduce itself......

snowflake954

special snowflake = someone who thinks their body breaks the laws of physics in that it either a) doesn't lose weight in spite of eating at a deficit, or b) gains weight in spite of eating at a deficit or c) gains weight without eating at a surplus or d) grows huge amount of muscle while eating at a deficit, which they don't want and then give as a reason why they can't possibly even touch weights heavier than pink 3lb dumbbells

Bump---because I'm "special".

sassypants0923

derp:

A simple, undefined reply when an ignorant comment or action is made

Unless you are referring to the diggler type, in which it is then a mouth-watering mountain of a man that makes my naughty part stand up and introduce itself......

EXACTLY *fist bump*

SunofaBeach14

GMO,

much like a mouse or a rat you should immediately jump up on a chair and scream anytime you see one

Fullsterkur_woman

JSF: Just Stay Fat or JSH: Just Stay Horrible. Response given to someone who complains about a problem and when presented with myriad problem-solving approaches, has a "reason" to shoot down every single one.

Mia_RagazzaTosta

Hurr Durr - something so dumb, this is the only possible reply

sassypants0923

SMH: Something I do often

(thanks AZ for teachin me that one lol)

Cali_Chica

Loose - a verb to explain weight reduction

Erin_goBrahScience

BULKY.

PghPensFan69

IBTL

IIFIYM

Derp_Diggler

derp:

A simple, undefined reply when an ignorant comment or action is made

Unless you are referring to the diggler type, in which it is then a mouth-watering mountain of a man that makes my naughty part stand up and introduce itself......

EXACTLY *fist bump*

*see previous entry

_Tink_

Just break up: the only acceptable action after posting marital/relationship issues in the forums.

Fullsterkur_woman

Loose - a verb to explain weight reduction

Fullsterkur_woman

Muscle weighs more than fat: Incorrect wording to express the different densities of muscle and fat tissue.

skullshank

cleanse: a way to spend money with no benefit whatsoever

AJinBirmingham

Twerking = :blushing:

I thought "twerking" was being a jerk on Twitter?

Fullsterkur_woman

Toxinz: magical chemicals (q.v.) that make you fat.
Chemicals: substances that are in foods that "not clean", as opposed to the substances that "clean" foods are composed of.

sassypants0923

Supportive: Will send you noods when requested

mmm_drop

Sabotage - Everybody is out to make you fat. (Also a rad song by the Beastie Boys.)

Nessiechickie

cleanse: a way to spend money with no benefit whatsoever

LMFAO! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :drinker:

AJinBirmingham

DYEL - "I'm just here to be rude during my break from flexing and admiring myself in the mirror. I'm better than you, and I've nothing useful to say."

Oh waitaminnit . . . it's short for "Do you even lift?" Sorry. I'm easily confused.

Mother_Superior

Bro science = squats and deadlifts

Fullsterkur_woman

special snowflake = someone who thinks their body breaks the laws of physics in that it either a) doesn't lose weight in spite of eating at a deficit, or b) gains weight in spite of eating at a deficit or c) gains weight without eating at a surplus or d) grows huge amount of muscle while eating at a deficit, which they don't want and then give as a reason why they can't possibly even touch weights heavier than pink 3lb dumbbells

See also "Everybody is different" and "The plural of anecdote is not data."

Fullsterkur_woman

Bro science = squats and deadlifts

See also "If you can't fix it with squats and/or fish oil, you're probably gonna die."

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sassypants0923

Deactivating: They'll be back in 4 days tops

Fullsterkur_woman

Anybody wanna tackle "We're all here for the same thing" or "Journey?"

skullshank

JSF: acronym for "just stay fat". sound advice usually given to people with a plethora of excuses as to why they're not succeeding.

"i get up at 7am, work from 9-5, get home, feed the kids, and put them to bed by 8. i just don't have time to work out."

"oh, well then JSF."

Cali_Chica

Creep: male who sends suggestive PM to a female with an equally suggestive zoomed in cleavage or booty shot as her profile pic