The Official MFP Dictionary: A Noobs Guide

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  • Cali_Chica
    Cali_Chica Posts: 895 Member
    Wtg - predecessor to the "like" button
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    Relationship - The ability to put up with someone else's bull$h1t, usually of the opposite sex, for extended periods of time.

    See "Just Break Up".
  • RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle
    RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle Posts: 1,349 Member
    Water [waw-ter, wot-er]:

    The jury is still out.
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    Alcohol - The antidote to reality
  • Cali_Chica
    Cali_Chica Posts: 895 Member
    Relationship - The ability to put up with someone else's bull$h1t, usually of the opposite sex, for extended periods of time.

    See "Just Break Up".


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  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Forum Ho: An attention seeking sloot.

    Ex - See the "Rate me thread"

    See: Mister Universe

    Mah feels: ^right there :cry: :sad:
  • littlebutlean
    littlebutlean Posts: 2,159 Member
    Starting with slore: The compilation of Slut and *kitten*

    Thank you! I always wondered :drinker:
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Starting with slore: The compilation of Slut and *kitten*

    Thank you! I always wondered :drinker:

    Lol anytime :)
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
    TOM - A debilitating condition that females experience once a month that also cause irreversible damage from the lack of willpower. Men are not allowed to read TOM threads and titles are often preceded with (LADIES) or (NO MALES ALLOWED).
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    The are many words used to describe the impossible, e.g., tone, spot reduce, etc...

    Example: I have flabby arms and I want to tone them up by getting rid of the fat and replacing with muscle. What exercises do you recommend?
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
    Eating out - Dining in a restaurant or someplace that isn't home.
  • HDHogger
    HDHogger Posts: 764
    Fugly - f**k**g Ugly
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    Eating out - Dining in a restaurant or someplace that isn't home.

    I wish I could somehow get this quote in my news feed.
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    TOM - A debilitating condition that females experience once a month that also cause irreversible damage from the lack of willpower. Men are not allowed to read TOM threads and titles are often preceded with (LADIES) or (NO MALES ALLOWED).

    I prefer OTR
  • tuckerrj
    tuckerrj Posts: 1,453 Member
    any more?
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    any more?

    *Not Accepting Any New Friends Disclaimer* What isn't being said is "unless you're hot".
  • bitsinator
    bitsinator Posts: 30 Member
    Anyone want to tackle these:

    starvation mode
    skinny fat
    1200 calories
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    "I'm not accepting any new friends right now" ... Unless you have abs
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    TL:DR = this occurs when a post is too long and the reader has better things to do than to read an entire dissertation. On many instances, a simple GIF would have told the entire story.
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    Starting with slore: The compilation of Slut and *kitten*

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    Starting with slore: The compilation of Slut and *kitten*

    You called?

    :cry: <--- happy tears.... I always knew I'd get a word into the dictionary
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    Starting with slore: The compilation of Slut and *kitten*

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    Starting with slore: The compilation of Slut and *kitten*

    You called?

    :cry: <--- happy tears.... I always knew I'd get a word into the dictionary

    Im sure your picture will be right beside it too.

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