You know you are LCHF when...
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When there are two entries in the database for your sour cream that have identical nutrition information, but you choose the one that says, "sour cream (full fat)" because *kitten* yeah, full fat!2
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When you see a mother reaching for 'low fat' children's yoghurts and you yell, out loud "Noooo! Don't give them THAT *kitten*!!" in the supermarket - and a lady next to you says "Oh thank god for some common sense!"....! (Yay! WIN!!)
(ETA: I then spent 15 minutes talking to said mother - who changed her mind and bought the 'proper' stuff! Yay! 2nd Win!!)8 -
When someone offers you a sugary treat and you kindly decline, but then roll your eyes after they say "but it's 'fat free'"4
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I've only just started keto but this is what i've noticed already;
Your coworkers think your sudden affection for chicken stock cubes is some sort of pregnancy craving and they ask if you are pregnant. (No *kitten* way)3 -
You get super excited that the seasoning you just picked up is absolutely loaded with sodium.3
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you buy a pack of pork shoulder steaks because the one on top is super fatty and you are disappointed when you get home because the two underneath are super lean.5
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When you just ate a quarter cup of cream cheese ... straight up with a spoon... like a small bowl of ice cream ... lol
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You know it's Meativore May when...
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When dinner is a pound of pork sausage or swiss cheese.2
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The small fro-yo you had for your kids' birthday makes you feel slightly hung over the next day.3
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@LowCarb4Me2016 I've also had the "sugar hangover" lol1
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(1) Your won't tell your doctor your true way of eating (because they are clueless about nutrition), although all your results are within normal ranges. (2) Although everyone looks at you like your crazy when you tell them what you eat and they say that sounds un-healthy in a group setting, those same people pull you aside one-on-one and want to know more.5
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(1) Your won't tell your doctor your true way of eating (because they are clueless about nutrition), although all your results are within normal ranges. (2) Although everyone looks at you like your crazy when you tell them what you eat and they say that sounds un-healthy in a group setting, those same people pull you aside one-on-one and want to know more.
Yes! And way back in the 90s I remember being that clueless person asking an Atkins guy "You mean you can eat bacon but not pretzels??" And thinking that was nuts, lol. Boy did I have a lot to learn
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I just tell the doc low carb and she says "great job." I don't even mention keto.4
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I haven't told my friends I am on a Keto diet because I don't want to hear all of the negative commentary from people who don't understand what I am doing. It's difficult enough without their opinions and being in the early stages, I am way too irritable and tired to explain it to them. When I am eating with them and they question me, my plan is to reply, "cheat day."1
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When, in a hurry while heading out the door, and making a quick decision that you need a bite of something before leaving, you happily dip a tablespoon into the bacon grease on the counter and sigh with delight while licking off the spoon, lol.3
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When, after licking all the ghee off your plate from the fried steak, you look at the pan and wish it wasn't so deep because licking it out would be near impossible.2
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cstehansen wrote: »When, after licking all the ghee off your plate from the fried steak, you look at the pan and wish it wasn't so deep because licking it out would be near impossible.
Fingers were invented before forks......
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