You know you are LCHF when...
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tammyfranks2 wrote: »CICO , I find it so funny , that folks who really believe this will actually fight you , they will say that this woe is wrong and we will just get fat again if we eat like we use too LOL well yeah duh . I think we are more tolerant, because we are full !! LOL
My tummy is happy even if I don't eat! When I ate carbs all day I had to eat all day! I love being not ruled by my cravings anymore!7 -
LolaDeeDaisy23 wrote: »Sadly this is my office culture. There’s some sort of treat in the break room every day. Every. Day. There’s no such thing as healthy here lol
That looks like a heart attack/diabetic coma in the making!!!3 -
...when you wake up in the morning with chapped lips, and they feel so much better after your mug of butter coffee.5
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Thought of another one... when you dip pork rinds in guacamole4
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I want to say I am sorry for bringing up CICO , I will not do that again , I love our group and I love we are nice and good to each other .I would never say mean things to someone , so I shouldn't have made fun . so yeah sorry
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...Take Layne seriously in this video
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MuJIFe-UkZ4&t=7s1 -
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you won't even taste test your kid's pasta to see if it is done.8
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...you go into a donut shop to buy some donut holes for your kid's school function (because your non-LCHF wife signed up to bring them) and the sweet sugary smell actually makes you feel nauseous. I had heard of the term "sickeningly sweet" before, but this gave it a whole new meaning.7
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Not just a donut shop experience either. I can't walk down certain rows in the grocery nearest my house due to the sugary sweet smell. I have to do quick in and out purchases only there, around the parameter.1
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You start looking up recipes for soap or candles to use up the extra bacon fat that you have been saving.4
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ThreeLilBirdsFarm wrote: »You start looking up recipes for soap or candles to use up the extra bacon fat that you have been saving.
Have you found any good ones? I had never even thought of that.....oh wait. I never have any left over after licking my plate clean.2 -
ThreeLilBirdsFarm wrote: »You start looking up recipes for soap or candles to use up the extra bacon fat that you have been saving.
Bacon soap! Gives a whole new meaning to the statement he makes when you step out of the shower, "Mmmmhmm, baby, I just wanna eat you up."10 -
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melissaentwistle3 wrote: »So....I’m new to this... what’s with the pickle juice?
Pickle juice is a quick and tasty boost of sodium which helps restore electrolytes. It can kick keto flu in like 20 mins flat, or help with a myriad of other symptoms caused by low-sodium. Pickle juice is a keto staple for many people, especially during the fat adaptation period, but is always good to have on hand as a ketogenic diet does require sodium supplementation
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Especially when you're on induction.Shadowmf023 wrote: »- oh and also... When almost every person outside this forum on MFP irritates the living crap out of you.
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When you use your remaining 200 calories and slather olive oil mayo on chicken towards your fat goal for the day. (tonight)
(I know it won't be necessary to count calories - I'm a newbie working up to that.)0 -
When you accuse the barista at Starbucks of adding in three packets of Splenda to your iced tea when she swears she only put in one, and you spit out diet lemonade from Chick Fil A you used to love because suddenly, Splenda is grossly over-sweet even though you used to use it on everything!4
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retirehappy wrote: »You have purse salt, pink salt in a baggie for emergencies.
I keep a bag of pink salt in my duty bag. cant go with out it.2 -
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did ya see this ???? https://www.simplemost.com/pickle-flavored-soft-serve-ice-cream-here/0
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When roasted broccoli starts to taste sweet to you.
Seriously- nothing on it but salt, pepper, olive oil, and a bit of Parmesan cheese. I had seconds for ‘dessert.’ DH thought I was crazy.11 -
When roasted broccoli starts to taste sweet to you.
Seriously- nothing on it but salt, pepper, olive oil, and a bit of Parmesan cheese. I had seconds for ‘dessert.’ DH thought I was crazy.
I had this experience with butternut squash the other night- salt, pepper, olive oil but it tasted so mush sweeter than I remembered (and really good).7 -
When "diet" ice cream is just as bad as regular ice cream!3
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......You look at the carb count in the protein powder you are purchasing
.......You eat peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon
........You order two hamburgers and throw away the buns
........You don't touch the "bread basket" on the table when out with friends and they ask if you are feeling okay
.......Your breakfast could very well be bacon and macadamia nuts (or is that just me?)
PREACH, GIRL! ON ALL ACCOUNTS.....2 -
retirehappy wrote: »You have purse salt, pink salt in a baggie for emergencies.
I keep a bag of pink salt in my duty bag. cant go with out it.
Hold on, you mean that is not normal? Shoot....I missed that memo (he says, making sure that his two lb bag of "Sherpa Pink" Himalayan Salt is still in the office drawer!!! Whew! It is....)0 -
dulcitonia wrote: »
Electrolytes......Pickle Juice is AWESOME for that. We Low Carbers | Keto Lifestylers need to be mindful of Electrolytes....0 -
When roasted broccoli starts to taste sweet to you.
Seriously- nothing on it but salt, pepper, olive oil, and a bit of Parmesan cheese. I had seconds for ‘dessert.’ DH thought I was crazy.
Throw that right back at 'em! On second thought, let them remain blissfully ignorant! The more for us!0
