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  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    You totally confuse the butcher by insisting on getting the fattier cuts and squeal in delight when you realise they are now making their own pork scratchings.
  • kirkor
    kirkor Posts: 2,530 Member
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    tcunbeliever wrote: »
    it's a touch sweet because of the coconut milk

    I know you probably know this, but for other people browsing the forum, just wanted to provide an FYI that Starbucks coconut milk isn't like coconut milk you'd get in a can; it's more like "coconut beverage" --
    http://rebootedbody.com/starbucks-coconut-milk/
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    RowdysLady wrote: »
    How about when talking about terrible breath and stinky pee makes us happy?

    You forgot the bowel movements lol :D
  • Midnightgypsy0
    Midnightgypsy0 Posts: 177 Member
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    I sort of wish I could buy large bottles of dill juice. No pickles please.
    ^j^
  • canadjineh
    canadjineh Posts: 5,396 Member
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    Bonny132 wrote: »
    RowdysLady wrote: »
    How about when talking about terrible breath and stinky pee makes us happy?

    You forgot the bowel movements lol :D

    Bowel movements??? What bowel movements? Apparently there are none :'(
  • RalfLott
    RalfLott Posts: 5,036 Member
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    Bonny132 wrote: »
    RowdysLady wrote: »
    How about when talking about terrible breath and stinky pee makes us happy?

    You forgot the bowel movements lol :D

    You mean.... solid vs. liquid/gas?
  • KPMURRAY2
    KPMURRAY2 Posts: 10 Member
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    When you plan how you are going to respond to people at Thanksgiving dinner about why you aren't eating certain things because you don't feel like explaining Keto and why it's OKAY contrary to their beliefs.
  • idocdlw
    idocdlw Posts: 208 Member
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    Bonny132 wrote: »
    RalfLott wrote: »
    Bonny132 wrote: »
    RowdysLady wrote: »
    How about when talking about terrible breath and stinky pee makes us happy?

    You forgot the bowel movements lol :D

    You mean.... solid vs. liquid/gas?

    Liquid/gas/, it is a weapon of mass destruction or not?

    Did the power shower leave the toilet sparkling clean?

    The secret behind avoiding the scart.

    How to get away with the silent BUT deadly in public.

    New party game, how far can your farts eject a champagne cork out of your butt?

    And the ups, my champagne cork fart just killed the neighbour by accident, am I liable? Please help with my defence as I am already being sued by my other neighbour who claims obnoxious gasses are escaping from my house and affecting the house prices in my street.

    Bwaahaahaa... :wink:
  • canadjineh
    canadjineh Posts: 5,396 Member
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    On Keto NOTHING escapes the butt. The body as a black hole.... there is no escape velocity, food goes in, nothing comes out. That is my problem.
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    canadjineh wrote: »
    On Keto NOTHING escapes the butt. The body as a black hole.... there is no escape velocity, food goes in, nothing comes out. That is my problem.

    We should join forces, I celebrate each time I do a solid one. But it is probably more my IBS than keto that creates that issue. My house is always stacked with the softest of tissues lol.

  • ccrdragon
    ccrdragon Posts: 3,365 Member
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    you involuntarily gasp in horror as your wife pours the bacon grease down the drain!!
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    When your cat believes you are cooking for him.
  • RowdysLady
    RowdysLady Posts: 1,370 Member
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    Bonny132 wrote: »
    When your cat believes you are cooking for him.

    Every meal....silly Lucifer sits at my feet while I cook and sits in Rowdy's lap while we eat. He'd sit on the plate if we'd let him. He smells the meat and the string cheese a mile away. He LOVES some string cheese...like nothing I've ever seen.
  • Bonny132
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    Gibbs has taken to perfecting the art of begging, those sad eyes, and swiping food off my plate. But he also gives the best cat hugs ever. As well as pushing up my protein bill. Good job I love him as much as I do! Tonight I cooked 4 chicken drumsticks, 2 for each of us, and I got the skin of course, my other half finds it hilarious lol

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