You know you are LCHF when...

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  • LiftHeavyThings27105
    LiftHeavyThings27105 Posts: 2,086 Member
    When you accuse the barista at Starbucks of adding in three packets of Splenda to your iced tea when she swears she only put in one, and you spit out diet lemonade from Chick Fil A you used to love because suddenly, Splenda is grossly over-sweet even though you used to use it on everything!

    Ha! I know all the folks at all of the Starbucks in Winston-Salem, NC. And, they all know me. They know better!
  • LiftHeavyThings27105
    LiftHeavyThings27105 Posts: 2,086 Member
    And, have y'all seen this one?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7Ldxu5wcoE
  • jrmie333
    jrmie333 Posts: 150 Member
    CICO , I find it so funny , that folks who really believe this will actually fight you , they will say that this woe is wrong and we will just get fat again if we eat like we use too LOL well yeah duh . I think we are more tolerant, because we are full !! LOL

    My tummy is happy even if I don't eat! When I ate carbs all day I had to eat all day! I love being not ruled by my cravings anymore!

    This^^^^👏👏👏
  • canadjineh
    canadjineh Posts: 5,396 Member
    .... when you don't have to worry about your co-workers sneaking your lunch food from the communal fridge 'cause they're like.... oooohhw, the FAT!!'
    Always a good supply of nut butters, pepperoni, and pickle juice, lol.
  • JordisTSM
    JordisTSM Posts: 359 Member
    You have purse salt, pink salt in a baggie for emergencies.

    Purse salt, car salt, and desk salt.
  • PaulaKro
    PaulaKro Posts: 5,768 Member
    JordisTSM wrote: »
    You have purse salt, pink salt in a baggie for emergencies.
    Purse salt, car salt, and desk salt.
    They didn't have any salt stocked at work. Pepper, yes. Salt, no. I had to bring my own saltshaker. :noway:
  • retirehappy
    retirehappy Posts: 4,756 Member
    In a desperate moment I realized a credit card can be used to slice an avocado. Yes I was that hungry.

    Now that was resourceful of you, congrats, well done.
  • tammyfranks2
    tammyfranks2 Posts: 290 Member
    I play facebook games ..ya know when you start a fight in chat LOL me and a girl was talking low carb , she is doing keto and this other woman lost her mind LOL yelling at us .
  • Kerschel
    Kerschel Posts: 36 Member
    okay, what is this thing with pickle juice? I'm such a neophyte.
  • NikaChartrand
    NikaChartrand Posts: 35 Member
    Kerschel wrote: »
    okay, what is this thing with pickle juice? I'm such a neophyte.

    It's the sodium in it. It helps fight off keto flu by replenishing your sodium. It's not the only way to do this but it is one of the fastest in my experience.
  • TheDevastator
    TheDevastator Posts: 1,626 Member
    when supper is pepperoni, beef, and a peanut butter, cocoa, and veggie smoothie. My favorite ways to get salt are pepperoni and Parmesan cheese though I'm not keto.
  • PaulaKro
    PaulaKro Posts: 5,768 Member
    You spelled "because it's delicious" wrong
    :laugh:

  • tcunbeliever
    tcunbeliever Posts: 8,219 Member
    Sadly, I've been drinking the pickle juice, and green olive juice, far longer than I've been low carb...it's just sooooo yuuuuuuum! Even my kids know, when you finish the jar, you leave the jar with juice in the refrigerator.
  • sophleo7
    sophleo7 Posts: 9 Member
    Bonny132 wrote: »
    Not only do you eat pickles, you drink the pickle juice too, like it is a cocktail.

    And you soak all your chicken in pickle juice and a little heavy cream for your own a flavorful "buttermilk". 😋😉
  • canadjineh
    canadjineh Posts: 5,396 Member
    Or you throw your peeled hb eggs in the pickle juice and leave 'em for a week, til they're yummiest.
  • PaulaKro
    PaulaKro Posts: 5,768 Member
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    :laugh: For hangovers and sunburn, too! :laugh:
  • KowboyKraka
    KowboyKraka Posts: 18 Member
    Sarahb29 wrote: »
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    - You have an extremely specific and confusing Starbucks order that no one is going to be able to order for you in the office, even if you write it all down (No classic! Extra heavy whipping cream!)
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    Ventti Iced Americano, Light-Heavy whipping cream, 2 pumps sugar free vanilla, 2 sweeteners, blended
  • retirehappy
    retirehappy Posts: 4,756 Member
    When you see a TV ad for dog food with pictures of the meats included in it, and it looks so much more appealing than the ad just before for a chain restaurant that was showing pasta and potato side dishes to breaded meats.
  • canadjineh
    canadjineh Posts: 5,396 Member
    You're reading your Gramma's 1942 Women's Home Companion Cookbook and notice the party cocktails include sauerkraut juice (who knew that was a 'thing' then??), but you also notice how many breaded, crumbed, frittered, coated recipes there were :anguished: