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  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    the term 'climb' also implies rape*.

    *I do not mean rape in the criminal/negative sense. I mean it in the same way someone says 'HAHAHA YOU KILL ME' - when a person is making them laugh. They are not talking about intentional premeditated or crime of passion murder. It is just a turn of phrase exaggerating how funny the person is, that they could cause one to die of laughter. Similarly, in this instance, I use the term rape as in - unable to control my lust and therefore taking my orgasms and my sweet time by force. Hopefully this deters any misunderstandings and prevents any hurt feelings re: assault vs consentual playtime
  • TheKitsune6
    TheKitsune6 Posts: 5,798 Member
    I confess my vacation to Vegas and the Grand Canyon, which starts in 10 days, is turning into a pain in the *kitten*. I booked a hotel near the Grand Canyon through a website (booking.com) and was charged for the room. Since then, the hotel and the website have decided to no longer do business and the hotel is not honoring the reservation (I was notified of this on Wednesday around 10:30 pm). The hotel tells me I need to get the money through the website and the website tells me to dispute the charge with my credit card company. The website, booking.com, has redefined doing the least they can for their customers as well. On top of leaving it up to me to recover my money, it hasn't even offered to find a comparable hotel at the same price. All I get from booking.com is use this link to search for more rooms. Sorry for the inconvenience.

    I do all the travel bookings for the company here at work and I've used booking.com ONCE. Since then I have only gone through hotels.com - they're incredible. I also don't use travelocity. Well, I don't book through them. I'll use them to find which flights are best, and then I'll go through the actual airline to book.

    Sorry they screwed you over - definitely leave negative reviews everywhere you can think of. The Hotel wouldn't have charged booking.com until you checked out so they didn't have your money. Good thing you have an excellent credit card company. Good luck finding something else good!
  • nolachick
    nolachick Posts: 3,278 Member
    makes lewd pelvic gestures

    hahaha you're cracking me up! :laugh:

    you're going through what my friend and I call the F.A.T. phase - when you're so horny you would *kitten* a tree LOL

    My friends call it rape status lol ... I getting back there myself lol

    Most guys call that a typical Thursday

    :laugh:
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
    makes lewd pelvic gestures

    hahaha you're cracking me up! :laugh:

    you're going through what my friend and I call the F.A.T. phase - when you're so horny you would *kitten* a tree LOL

    My friends call it rape status lol ... I getting back there myself lol

    I've been there for a while... November was the last time I got any. That's way too long.

    I confess I laugh any time someone buys" Ryan's Cream". (It's an Irish cream liquor... I work in a liquor store)

    Edit, sorry about the weird spacing. My phone hates this site
  • MissingMinnesota
    MissingMinnesota Posts: 7,486 Member
    I confess I am a happy girl! Twins win and I start my 3 day weekend. I doesn't take much to make me happy I guess.
  • MissingMinnesota
    MissingMinnesota Posts: 7,486 Member
    I confess the playlist I made for my 10k this weekend is pure awesomeness.

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  • mamacita721
    mamacita721 Posts: 194 Member
    I confess....I drank my lunch today...

    Oops...could be worse (or better) :wink:
  • mamacita721
    mamacita721 Posts: 194 Member
    oh and that playlist IS pure awsomeness. My only edit would be to start with N.E.R.D. "She Wants to Move"
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    I confess.... :devil:
  • TheKitsune6
    TheKitsune6 Posts: 5,798 Member
    I confess.... :devil:

    Get some?
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    [lewd pelvic thrusts]
  • poncho33
    poncho33 Posts: 1,511
    Wow I guess that is a NY minute... posted at 9:28 that you wanted some, 10:11 devil face.... we have much to learn from you!
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    but they were days apart!!!
  • TheKitsune6
    TheKitsune6 Posts: 5,798 Member
    but they were days apart!!!

    Don't you confuse him with the facts once his mind is made up.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    It requires 45 minutes of focus to get laid in NYC, then. New Fact.
  • TheKitsune6
    TheKitsune6 Posts: 5,798 Member
    It requires 45 minutes of focus to get laid in NYC, then. New Fact.

    I should test San Diego.
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    It requires 45 minutes of focus to get laid in NYC, then. New Fact.

    I should test San Diego.

    I can test Miami
  • poncho33
    poncho33 Posts: 1,511
    but they were days apart!!!

    Don't you confuse him with the facts once his mind is made up.

    Ha... Sorry I missed that, still impressive to a Minnesotan
  • TheKitsune6
    TheKitsune6 Posts: 5,798 Member
    It requires 45 minutes of focus to get laid in NYC, then. New Fact.

    I should test San Diego.

    I can test Miami

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  • dbrightwell1270
    dbrightwell1270 Posts: 1,732 Member
    It requires 45 minutes of focus to get laid in NYC, then. New Fact.

    I should test San Diego.

    I can test Miami

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    The problem is, I'm a fat guy. I can't run and yell at the same time. I usually can't yell for at least 5 minutes after running.
  • TheKitsune6
    TheKitsune6 Posts: 5,798 Member
    It requires 45 minutes of focus to get laid in NYC, then. New Fact.

    I should test San Diego.

    I can test Miami

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    The problem is, I'm a fat guy. I can't run and yell at the same time. I usually can't yell for at least 5 minutes after running.

    Yell it right before you start running.
  • christine24t
    christine24t Posts: 6,063 Member
    I was watching HGTV and they were in the Maldives and I decided I either want my honeymoon there or if I don't get married, take myself on a honeymoon haha
  • JanieJack
    JanieJack Posts: 3,831 Member
    the term 'climb' also implies rape*.

    hey wait a second...does the phrase "I'd climb that like a tree" really have rape undertones? I did not know this

    I have a lot of forums catching up to do so I might have missed a joke somewhere
  • TheKitsune6
    TheKitsune6 Posts: 5,798 Member
    I confess i'm about to start my second warrior dash. RRRRAAAAAWWWWWRRRRR!
  • lacroyx
    lacroyx Posts: 5,754 Member
    the term 'climb' also implies rape*.

    hey wait a second...does the phrase "I'd climb that like a tree" really have rape undertones? I did not know this

    I have a lot of forums catching up to do so I might have missed a joke somewhere

    Wait, it does? I have heard it too for women talking about tall men. I did not know, just like adorkable. XD
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    the term 'climb' also implies rape*.

    hey wait a second...does the phrase "I'd climb that like a tree" really have rape undertones? I did not know this

    I have a lot of forums catching up to do so I might have missed a joke somewhere

    Wait, it does? I have heard it too for women talking about tall men. I did not know, just like adorkable. XD

    Yes saying you want to climb someone like a tree means you want to fu(k the *kitten* outta him to put it bluntly :bigsmile:
  • lacroyx
    lacroyx Posts: 5,754 Member
    I confess i'm about to start my second warrior dash. RRRRAAAAAWWWWWRRRRR!

    Have fun! Hope you take pics!
  • JanieJack
    JanieJack Posts: 3,831 Member
    To me ... wanting to have hot passionate sex with someone tall (what i thought that phrase meant)is not synonymous with "rape"
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    To me ... wanting to have hot passionate sex with someone tall (what i thought that phrase meant)is not synonymous with "rape"

    you missed the earlier quote on "rape status" meaning you were super horny and libel to jump someone
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
    I confess I surprised myself last night when my hidden outgoing side came out and I danced at a club for 3 hours! (I also lost a pound, too, despite a lot of liquor as well as a greasy burger!!)

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