You know you are LCHF when...
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You die a little bit inside when you see someone pour out the pickle juice when the pickles are all gone.
OH NO SAY IT AIN"T SO!
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You quiz the waiter and butcher about the exact ingredients in your burger patty because you're worried it has too many carbs. (They tend to stuff burgers with carby fillers in the UK, 100% beef burgers are hard to find).
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-- when the waitress gives you a pained, quizzical look and says, "You didn't eat your to-die-for honey crescent roll?"
-- you smuggle your plate back to your table at the steak buffet so that no one sees it is meat only.6 -
-- when the waitress gives you a pained, quizzical look and says, "You didn't eat your to-die-for honey crescent roll?"
-- you smuggle your plate back to your table at the steak buffet so that no one sees it is meat only.
I don't have that problem with my steak plate
my usual problem is the plate just isn't big enough
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you try to substitute a hamburger as a side to your steak dinner in place of the potato36
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cstehansen wrote: »you try to substitute a hamburger as a side to your steak dinner in place of the potato
Oh my god that would be amazing. Talk about hitting your protein goals for the day.8 -
......You look at the carb count in the protein powder you are purchasing
.......You eat peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon
........You order two hamburgers and throw away the buns
........You don't touch the "bread basket" on the table when out with friends and they ask if you are feeling okay
.......Your breakfast could very well be bacon and macadamia nuts (or is that just me?)34 -
You send an email to the president of Cold-Eze, thanking him for sugar free zinc lozenges28
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When you see the pneumonia shot they're going to give you is made of polysaccarides and ask if there's a sugar free shot! (I just did that for real!)39
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RowdysLady wrote: »
This is my house. All 3 of my girls enjoy them, in addition to myself. My son and husband decline.1 -
nicsflyingcircus wrote: »RowdysLady wrote: »
This is my house. All 3 of my girls enjoy them, in addition to myself. My son and husband decline.
I am DYING to say pickle-cicles in public now!14 -
You dream of being at a wedding reception but instead of eating cake, you eat from the bowl of pretty blue marbles that are the table decorations. Yeah, low carb marbles11
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-you can wax poetic on the topic of bacon or coconut oil.
-at least one in ten people who hear about your WOE tell you your "diet" can't be healthy long term.16 -
You do an ocular and olfactory check on your urine to determine whether you are indeed in ketosis.17
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cstehansen wrote: »you try to substitute a hamburger as a side to your steak dinner in place of the potato
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Standsfast wrote: »You dream of being at a wedding reception but instead of eating cake, you eat from the bowl of pretty blue marbles that are the table decorations. Yeah, low carb marbles
Aaaaa!!!!!! haha haha haha haha haha!!!!!!!2 -
You carry butter in a travel soap dish when you travel.22
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Your friend walks into your kitchen, spies a marrow minus the marrow, and asks, "You EAT that?" (Just happened today! Not only did I EAT that, I ate for BREAKFAST!)13