You know you are LCHF when...
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Shadowmf023 wrote: »When you're too lazy to think of something to eat so you just drop a chunk of butter in your coffee and call it good.
SHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Don't tell people I'm lazy every single morning! Sheesh, Shadow!
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RowdysLady wrote: »Shadowmf023 wrote: »When you're too lazy to think of something to eat so you just drop a chunk of butter in your coffee and call it good.
SHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Don't tell people I'm lazy every single morning! Sheesh, Shadow!
Don't worry darlin'...I'm sure you're not the only one.
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You have an intense craving, you look at the carb content and walk off in disgust as you know it will push you out of keto.16
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When your veggie side dish contains more butter, heavy cream, cream cheese, and shredded cheese than veggies.
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You constantly find new uses for bacon, and suddenly LCHF ice cream with crumbled crispy bacon topping sounds like mana from heaven.7
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when you want a snack, so you grab the coconut oil from the pantry and spoon it into your mouth.4
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When you come to realize that most of your cloths have butter spots on them..6
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ceceblackstock327 wrote: »When you come to realize that most of your cloths have butter spots on them..
Yeah, like my gym clothes (most of the time I'm too lazy to get out of them when I get home). And then the instructor asks me "What's that?" ...and I reply "butter stain"... And her eyes become like beads...she be like: "Noooooh!! Butter baaaad!"
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When you buy your favorite authentic tacos/awesome sandwich from a restaurant "to go" so you can go home and put it in a low carb wrap/bread.1
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You know you are LCHF when your SO trims fat off his pork chop and you blatantly reach over and eat it right off his plate. Jim is a quick study. I did that only once and now when he trims away fat he very politely places it on my plate for me to have. Jim is a keeper, for sure.23
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You go out for chicken wings with friends and feel super proud of how perfectly you are on plan. Meanwhile everyone else is feeling guilty for cheating on their super sad low calorie diet!19
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You go out for chicken wings with friends and feel super proud of how perfectly you are on plan. Meanwhile everyone else is feeling guilty for cheating on their super sad low calorie diet!
Probably the best part of this WOE!! I
wings! All the yummy food we get the eat while others trying to eat healthy shoving bland food and being miserable! 3 -
You squirrel away 5 Macadamia nuts in each cheek before you get out of your car at a school/church/charity/rotary/Harley banquet, and tell anyone who asks whether you wouldn't like some nice carb bombs from the buffet that you're fasting for a cholestetol test the next day.7
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Shadowmf023 wrote: »- oh and also... When almost every person outside this forum on MFP irritates the living crap out of you.
Just don't go there... stay here where it is nice and warm!
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You squirrel away 5 Macadamia nuts in each cheek before you get out of your car at a school/church/charity/rotary/Harley banquet, and tell anyone who asks whether you wouldn't like some nice carb bombs from the buffet that you're fasting for a cholestetol test the next day.
What a great excuse!!! **puts it in back pocket**2 -
Shadowmf023 wrote: »You squirrel away 5 Macadamia nuts in each cheek before you get out of your car at a school/church/charity/rotary/Harley banquet, and tell anyone who asks whether you wouldn't like some nice carb bombs from the buffet that you're fasting for a cholestetol test the next day.
What a great excuse!!! **puts it in back pocket**
You mean the nuts, right?
(Or in your panties, aka marsupial mode.)2 -
Shadowmf023 wrote: »You squirrel away 5 Macadamia nuts in each cheek before you get out of your car at a school/church/charity/rotary/Harley banquet, and tell anyone who asks whether you wouldn't like some nice carb bombs from the buffet that you're fasting for a cholestetol test the next day.
What a great excuse!!! **puts it in back pocket**
You mean the nuts, right?
(Or in your panties, aka marsupial mode.)
What panties...
lol JK. 4 -
Shadowmf023 wrote: »Shadowmf023 wrote: »You squirrel away 5 Macadamia nuts in each cheek before you get out of your car at a school/church/charity/rotary/Harley banquet, and tell anyone who asks whether you wouldn't like some nice carb bombs from the buffet that you're fasting for a cholestetol test the next day.
What a great excuse!!! **puts it in back pocket**
You mean the nuts, right?
(Or in your panties, aka marsupial mode.)
What panties... lol JK.
It's Commando Day!
PS Until I get off metformin* for good, it's panties + no white pants for this old dog ....
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* Actually name-brand Glucophage - enough fewer gastrotechnix than generic metformin to give the possibility some serious thought!
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You get stupid excited when the kids get meat and pickles for snack at work! (After recommending it for new menu ideas)
It's even better when the cook delivers the classroom snack with a container of pickle juice!!
Had the funniest conversation with that request...
"Can you send me a container of the pickle juice?"
Cook: "sure, you need it for a science experiment?"
"Nah! I had a leg cramp this morning so I'm going to drink some then make pickle-sickles at home"
Cook: "you know anybody else I'd question that thinking they were joking. You on the other hand... I know it's no joke. Do you want me to save the tub for you instead?
I scored a five gallon tub of pickle juice!!26 -
you use HWC in your scrambled eggs instead of milk and then add some butter to the bacon grease when you cook them.8
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When you spit out perfectly good bacon when you taste the sweetness of the applewood smoke! lol I almost shot the waitress a death look for not telling me but then I remembered that Carb-ers don't recognize the difference Lol
Need you to explain. I eat applewood smoked bacon but the package still says 0 carbs.1 -
When you spit out perfectly good bacon when you taste the sweetness of the applewood smoke! lol I almost shot the waitress a death look for not telling me but then I remembered that Carb-ers don't recognize the difference Lol
Need you to explain. I eat applewood smoked bacon but the package still says 0 carbs.
There are a lot of bacons with carbs because of the curing process. If you found one that has no brown sugar yay! I avoid applewood bacon and the like at restaurants because I don't trust the sugar content.3 -
I made cabbage rolls the other night for dinner - they were yummy but last night there were not quite enough left over for both Rowdy and myself. I warmed them up for him and decided that fat filled coffee would be a fine dinner for me. I handed him the plate and he looked at me with my cup and said "what are you eating?" I said this coffee. He said "that's all?" I said, I bet there's more fat and calories in my coffee than in your cabbage rolls, I'll be fine.
Yep, that's how you know you are LCHF.4 -
JessicaLCHF wrote: »When you buy your favorite authentic tacos/awesome sandwich from a restaurant "to go" so you can go home and put it in a low carb wrap/bread.
I've heard you can order them all as sides if you wanted - ie two sides of ground beef, one side of lettuce, side of cheese, etc etc until it fits your macros. It works out to be cheaper that way too. Then ask for a bowl and toss all the sides in the bowl!0 -
When you go to a company do, there is nothing suitable for you to eat so you grab a strong coffee, pour in some coconut oil, sweetener, gives it a good stir, then request full fat cream from the waiters, pour some in, ignoring the stares from your colleagues and go on to enjoy your "lunch".1
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ProCoffeenator wrote: »You get stupid excited when the kids get meat and pickles for snack at work! (After recommending it for new menu ideas)
It's even better when the cook delivers the classroom snack with a container of pickle juice!!
Had the funniest conversation with that request...
"Can you send me a container of the pickle juice?"
Cook: "sure, you need it for a science experiment?"
"Nah! I had a leg cramp this morning so I'm going to drink some then make pickle-sickles at home"
Cook: "you know anybody else I'd question that thinking they were joking. You on the other hand... I know it's no joke. Do you want me to save the tub for you instead?
I scored a five gallon tub of pickle juice!!
Just a suggestion for the group, most fast food places go through their 5 gallon buckets of pickles pretty quickly. If you were to call and ask from time to time I am sure you could score plenty of juice... although you may have to bring a pitcher or container, because they reuse buckets many times (can you tell I work in fast food lol)4 -
When you start wondering what pickled eggs tastes like.3
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