You know you are LCHF when...
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Shadowmf023 wrote: »When you're too lazy to think of something to eat so you just drop a chunk of butter in your coffee and call it good.
SHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Don't tell people I'm lazy every single morning! Sheesh, Shadow!
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RowdysLady wrote: »Shadowmf023 wrote: »When you're too lazy to think of something to eat so you just drop a chunk of butter in your coffee and call it good.
SHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Don't tell people I'm lazy every single morning! Sheesh, Shadow!
Don't worry darlin'...I'm sure you're not the only one.
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You have an intense craving, you look at the carb content and walk off in disgust as you know it will push you out of keto.16
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When your veggie side dish contains more butter, heavy cream, cream cheese, and shredded cheese than veggies.
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You constantly find new uses for bacon, and suddenly LCHF ice cream with crumbled crispy bacon topping sounds like mana from heaven.7
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when you want a snack, so you grab the coconut oil from the pantry and spoon it into your mouth.4
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When you come to realize that most of your cloths have butter spots on them..6
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ceceblackstock327 wrote: »When you come to realize that most of your cloths have butter spots on them..
Yeah, like my gym clothes (most of the time I'm too lazy to get out of them when I get home). And then the instructor asks me "What's that?" ...and I reply "butter stain"... And her eyes become like beads...she be like: "Noooooh!! Butter baaaad!"
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When you buy your favorite authentic tacos/awesome sandwich from a restaurant "to go" so you can go home and put it in a low carb wrap/bread.1
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You know you are LCHF when your SO trims fat off his pork chop and you blatantly reach over and eat it right off his plate. Jim is a quick study. I did that only once and now when he trims away fat he very politely places it on my plate for me to have. Jim is a keeper, for sure.23
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You go out for chicken wings with friends and feel super proud of how perfectly you are on plan. Meanwhile everyone else is feeling guilty for cheating on their super sad low calorie diet!19
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You go out for chicken wings with friends and feel super proud of how perfectly you are on plan. Meanwhile everyone else is feeling guilty for cheating on their super sad low calorie diet!
Probably the best part of this WOE!! I
wings! All the yummy food we get the eat while others trying to eat healthy shoving bland food and being miserable! 3 -
You squirrel away 5 Macadamia nuts in each cheek before you get out of your car at a school/church/charity/rotary/Harley banquet, and tell anyone who asks whether you wouldn't like some nice carb bombs from the buffet that you're fasting for a cholestetol test the next day.7
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Shadowmf023 wrote: »- oh and also... When almost every person outside this forum on MFP irritates the living crap out of you.
Just don't go there... stay here where it is nice and warm!
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You squirrel away 5 Macadamia nuts in each cheek before you get out of your car at a school/church/charity/rotary/Harley banquet, and tell anyone who asks whether you wouldn't like some nice carb bombs from the buffet that you're fasting for a cholestetol test the next day.
What a great excuse!!! **puts it in back pocket**2 -
Shadowmf023 wrote: »You squirrel away 5 Macadamia nuts in each cheek before you get out of your car at a school/church/charity/rotary/Harley banquet, and tell anyone who asks whether you wouldn't like some nice carb bombs from the buffet that you're fasting for a cholestetol test the next day.
What a great excuse!!! **puts it in back pocket**
You mean the nuts, right?
(Or in your panties, aka marsupial mode.)2 -
Shadowmf023 wrote: »You squirrel away 5 Macadamia nuts in each cheek before you get out of your car at a school/church/charity/rotary/Harley banquet, and tell anyone who asks whether you wouldn't like some nice carb bombs from the buffet that you're fasting for a cholestetol test the next day.
What a great excuse!!! **puts it in back pocket**
You mean the nuts, right?
(Or in your panties, aka marsupial mode.)
What panties...
lol JK. 4
