You know you are LCHF when...
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Shadowmf023 wrote: »
I thought you knew you were LCHF when no one else remotely close to you shows more than a faint smile masking amused disdain for your quirky, picky eating habits.
My SO might try keto when monkeys fly out of my *kitten* (and my kittens are only 10 weeks old....)
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Shadowmf023 wrote: »
I thought you knew you were LCHF when no one else remotely close to you shows more than a faint smile masking amused disdain for your quirky, picky eating habits.
My SO might try keto when monkeys fly out of my *kitten* (and my kittens are only 10 weeks old....)
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Shadowmf023 wrote: »
I thought you knew you were LCHF when no one else remotely close to you shows more than a faint smile masking amused disdain for your quirky, picky eating habits.
My SO might try keto when monkeys fly out of my *kitten* (and my kittens are only 10 weeks old....)
@RalfLott you'll never make it as a Jehova Witness lol1 -
Shadowmf023 wrote: »
I thought you knew you were LCHF when no one else remotely close to you shows more than a faint smile masking amused disdain for your quirky, picky eating habits.
My SO might try keto when monkeys fly out of my *kitten* (and my kittens are only 10 weeks old....)
@RalfLott you'll never make it as a Jehova Witness lol
He should become a journalist. His thread names are perfect for it. Lol3 -
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My stepdaughter and her boyfriend is starting on Monday so I guess I am a major fail at LCHF
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You check to make sure your nicotine patches are sugar free.... 9
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OMG, a morning with my favorite folks!Shadowmf023 wrote: »
I thought you knew you were LCHF when no one else remotely close to you shows more than a faint smile masking amused disdain for your quirky, picky eating habits.
My SO might try keto when monkeys fly out of my *kitten* (and my kittens are only 10 weeks old....)
@RalfLott you'll never make it as a Jehova Witness lolSuperCarLori wrote: »You check to make sure your nicotine patches are sugar free....
Bwahahaahaaa! Brilliant!
You'll eat crow, when necessary, but won't touch the humble pie.
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Shadowmf023 wrote: »Shadowmf023 wrote: »
I thought you knew you were LCHF when no one else remotely close to you shows more than a faint smile masking amused disdain for your quirky, picky eating habits.
My SO might try keto when monkeys fly out of my *kitten* (and my kittens are only 10 weeks old....)
@RalfLott you'll never make it as a Jehova Witness lol
He should become a journalist. His thread names are perfect for it. Lol
Ha! I'm using one of @RalfLott terms in my 4th meal (catch all) category: :Hungry/Peckish/SALT LICK5 -
Shadowmf023 wrote: »Shadowmf023 wrote: »
I thought you knew you were LCHF when no one else remotely close to you shows more than a faint smile masking amused disdain for your quirky, picky eating habits.
My SO might try keto when monkeys fly out of my *kitten* (and my kittens are only 10 weeks old....)
@RalfLott you'll never make it as a Jehova Witness lol
He should become a journalist. His thread names are perfect for it. Lol
Ha! I'm using one of @RalfLott terms in my 4th meal (catch all) category: :Hungry/Peckish/SALT LICK
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
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...and that word "peckish" is new to me too but oh so appropriate.2
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LOL 1
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- You own multiple flavors of sugar free syrup
- You keep almonds, dark chocolate and beef jerky in your night stand
- You buy almonds in 1lb bags
- You know what malitol is and run in the opposite direction of anything containing it. Might even have flashbacks of horrific experiences.
- You know that almond milk is just as good a source of calcium than milk is (actually, better!)
- You have an extremely specific and confusing Starbucks order that no one is going to be able to order for you in the office, even if you write it all down (No classic! Extra heavy whipping cream!)
- You have the "net carbs" addon for MFP/Chrome
- Caveman makes you think of delicious LC recipes rather than an actual caveman
- You expect an office get together involving food to turn into temptation challenge 2016 (damn doughnuts!)
Net Carbs addon?!?! Wha....???
I need this! Is it free? How?!4 -
JessicaLCHF wrote: »- You own multiple flavors of sugar free syrup
- You keep almonds, dark chocolate and beef jerky in your night stand
- You buy almonds in 1lb bags
- You know what malitol is and run in the opposite direction of anything containing it. Might even have flashbacks of horrific experiences.
- You know that almond milk is just as good a source of calcium than milk is (actually, better!)
- You have an extremely specific and confusing Starbucks order that no one is going to be able to order for you in the office, even if you write it all down (No classic! Extra heavy whipping cream!)
- You have the "net carbs" addon for MFP/Chrome
- Caveman makes you think of delicious LC recipes rather than an actual caveman
- You expect an office get together involving food to turn into temptation challenge 2016 (damn doughnuts!)
Net Carbs addon?!?! Wha....???
I need this! Is it free? How?!
The launchpad never stops giving :
http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10348436/enhancing-mfp-displays-for-low-carb#latest5 -
You still weigh a lot but when a slim person whose grocery cart is filled with cereal, skim milk, dried fruit etc. looks at your grocery full of cheese, meat, bacon & heavy cream with eyes of judgement - you don't care.18
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You still weigh a lot but when a slim person whose grocery cart is filled with cereal, skim milk, dried fruit etc. looks at your grocery full of cheese, meat, bacon & heavy cream with eyes of judgement - you don't care.
Perfect.
I can almost taste the stench of those pricey, virtuous carb bombs emanating from the alien cart.
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Ya know, folks. ...
There is enough funny/insightful material here to fill a stocking-stuffer sized cartoon book....
PS. Where are our caricaturists, artists, etc?
Yoo hoo....
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...when eating carrots is like treating yourself to cake because they taste so sweet.10
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RowdysLady wrote: »
Pickle-Cicles?? Do tell.2 -
@toadqueen went to a local pizza place for meatballs and salad and had a great conversation with the gal behind the counter , ( who is gluten free) , about LCHF and missing pizza. She had heard of fathead pizza and I told her if they made and sold that I would be in for it often! I have my doubts if it would come to pass, but plant the seed of an idea and we'll see!3
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When you make Tacos with lettuce wraps but have twice the amount of meat, cheese, and sour cream as the rest of your family!:)8
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When lunch consists of a tablespon of butter because your bacon and egg breakfast was so satisfying.2
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When lunch consists of a tablespon of butter because your bacon and egg breakfast was so satisfying.
A promising concept!
For variety, maybe you could deep-freeze cubes of butter en brochette, roll in almond flour, then flash fry the little mouth-coddlers in coconut oil.
You could call them, "Laura's Lunch on a Stick" (or perhaps,"Butter Kaboblets"....), and you're good to go!4 -
A promising concept!
For variety, maybe you could deep-freeze cubes of butter en brochette, roll in almond flour, then flash fry the little mouth-coddlers in coconut oil.
You could call them, "Laura's Lunch on a Stick" (or perhaps,"Butter Kaboblets"....), and you're good to go!
Hmm. I like this idea. Fat deep-fried in fat.
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A promising concept!
For variety, maybe you could deep-freeze cubes of butter en brochette, roll in almond flour, then flash fry the little mouth-coddlers in coconut oil.
You could call them, "Laura's Lunch on a Stick" (or perhaps,"Butter Kaboblets"....), and you're good to go!
Hmm. I like this idea. Fat deep-fried in fat.
Starting to envision a Fry Daddy in my near future. If it works with ice cream, why not butter in the inside?1 -
When you raise an eyebrow when your coworkers say 'I'm trying to be healthy so I'll just have some fruit'
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When you're too lazy to think of something to eat so you just drop a chunk of butter in your coffee and call it good.15
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