HumboldtFred Member

I have been Tased a few hundred times. I lost count. (I am an instructor, not a slow criminal)

Above room temperature.

I make a cocktail sauce from ketchup, horseradish, celery seed, garlic, lemon juice and a dash of Worcestershire sauce?

I camp alone nearly every weekend from May through November. Common sense will get you a long way in regards to safety. I think the most important items you will need are bug spray and sunscreen. I carry CCW always when grocery shopping or going to the mall, and almost never when going fishing or camping. I guess people…

Maybe the professional politicians can garner more votes and power if they just ban dying????????????? More wasted resources on non-issues sold by power brokers to people addicted to buying security at the expense of liberty.

I am working with about 2300 calories a day before exercise adjustments so I have something to work with. I usually stick around 300 calories for breakfast and 4-600 for lunch. The remainder I eat at dinner with a dessert course. I do not snack at all except to eat a boiled egg or cheese stick right at bedtime so I do not…

I won't sleep with someone I don't love, so I figure that would have worked itself out ahead of time.

Whew! For a second I thought you were stuck on the toilet! :)

Had a wonderful few dates until we simultaneously realized we hated one another deeply, passionately and on a fundamental level.

incline a treadmill all the way and wear a weighted vest. It may help preserve your knees and ankles too. Also you could run until you can't then walk until you can until you can run all the time.

I went on several online originated dates this week. As long as I represent myself properly and she does as well then no problems. I haven't found what women call "sparkle" yet but this time around it is a much better experience. I think that last time I was looking for instant gratification via modern technology. I've…

Totinos pizzas are the hooker of food. Fake cheese, fake meat, fake sauce and absolutely delicious. And a buck.....................

My favorite is the droid that is always saying, "Beedee beedee! Danger Will Robinson! Danger!"

The one where the Khan guy dies.

They should have their natural fiber/horned rimmed glasses/knitted beanie cap and scarf in the summer privileges revoked and be forever banned from wearing a North Face vest.

Behold the field upon which I grow my #@$^# ! Verily cast thine eyes upon it and what do'st thine eyes see? Behold! there is not one single @&^#! Therefore I have not one $%#^ to bestow upon this issue. No ^%#&@ were given upon this morn!

The most important factor of weight loss is diet and caloric deficit. Heal and do what you can when you can or you will end up really hurt.

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Having just read the whole thread, now I feel like an *kitten*. I am sorry Brittany, I hope someone gives you some useful help.

I know that comparatively inmates in prison have more food given to them than is required to maintain weight. I pay 800 bucks a month and my agency pays another 1200 for my medical insurance. When I go to the doc, I pay 20 bucks, when I go to the hospital ER I pay 50 bucks. I pay the first 3500 bucks of major medical out…

It's good to have wants. I want a baby sasquatch riding a Pegasus through a rainbow field of ligers while eating a chocolate chip ice cream cone topped with sprinkles made from angel dandruff. I can't have that, so I am having pizza for dinner. Budget it, eat it, burp, repeat.

Well played....very well played........

Ummm.... Inmates have daily sick call. They see the physician within 72 hours of complaint if minor, immediately if major in my facility. We have RNs and LVNs 24/7 and FNP and an MD M-F 9-5 Their quarterly physicals and tuberculin testing are done on a schedule. That is how you keep a thousand men with drug habits and…

Lil sugar, some oranges, cheerios, bread, Ketchup, maybe some corn, tie it up in a garbage bag and let it sit for three days and BOOM Bartles and James my brothers.

Charity is customary in prison culture. For instance all inmates of a certain race will give food to inmates of that race when those inmates are indigent. This is how they pay it forward and maintain loyalty of the troops when at war with another group. There are no loners in prison. while inmates do get housed alone, they…

The most popular things here are peanuts, shelf stable chicken and tuna, and powdered milk. Protein.

I have never seen a fat meth or opiates addict that has been doing the drug for more than a few months. Either they don't want to eat so they can take apart the microwave to find the magic, or they sleep through 15 meals at a time. Hint...these are the guys in prison...shhhhhhh

Their, there, their..................................enough said.

Also the mandated foods are dictated by lobbyists both for the inmates themselves and from AG groups. Whole wheat bread, whole milk and fresh fruits and veggies are mandated by state and federal law. In my state it is CA WI code Title 15.

Niner, Do you even read bro? Food is everywhere in prison. It is currency, it is available to everyone all the time. The motivating factor for not overeating inside prison walls is exactly the same as outside prison walls. .........survival. The difference to those of you outside the walls is your survival motivator isn't…