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Oh get over it!!
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Oh yea, you know the type. They be like "donation first please!!!"
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At night, when all are asleep, and theres no chance of running into friends or family, you sneak the sea monster in, and get her out by 5am!!!
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Rosie Palmer!??? Ewwwwwwwwwwwww
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Of course, its one of the numerous reasons!!
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Hey curves, where ya goin!!!???
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Well you know when you got the kind of body that only attracts the sea monsters and the pay me first types!!!
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Only to your wife? What are you, Amish!!??
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Nahh, I'm cool, people eat what they like, it doesnt really bother me!
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One cheek a tad in the air....sounds kinda hot. DON'T JUDGE ME LOL!!!
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I would'a said; Hey beautiful.... I need to confess to you that for me there is only one truth: I´m very interested in dating you. I've seen you in this elevator quite a few times and now I just worked up the nerve to say something. I wanna be happy and able to proclaim to all the world that I´ve got the most gorgeous and…
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Pet peeve: Personal trainer comes to you and talks a good game but wants to charge $500 a session....go *bleep* yourself!!!
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Pet peeve: 10 minutes of stretching for 2 minutes of treadmill
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Really now?
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I hate when people tie knots in the bread package. Now I gotta be a dang Macguyver or James Bond just to make a sandwich!!!??
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So, a dyslexic man walks into a bra........
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Thank you too!
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Yea me too, I usually do the whole trash bag thing
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I'm gonna pull up a chair and open a bag of chips for this discussion.....don't mind me ladies!!
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How does day to day life feel aftwerwards?
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LOL!!!
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A coworker wanted to go to the gym with me, but said she didnt wanna be considered in her own words....... "the fat girl in the gym" So I tried to encoourage her
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SNORING......BORING!! Anyway, whats for lunch?
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Geez, you took all this time to say this, seriously? Is there something more important you can be doing?
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No but seriously, it can be intimidating. I'm just trying to buy a bottled water out the machine and heres this buff lame in front of the machine doing squats? Like for real, how bout you find the ACTUAL GYM area to do that!!??
