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Heck I'd only charge you $45 per hour -$25 if I start to snore +$75 if you drool

I found that since fried praying mantis and crickets taste like french fries I just log them as an order of McD small fries. Cockroach sandwich for my lunch. Love the taste but hate the CRUNCH.

Okay so the bus driver is on the left side (the right side) so i am going to guess you're here in the USA. Have you heard of Simply 7? They make chips from lentils, hummus and even pomegranates. My daughter, a Cheetos fan, even likes them. Jerked meats, wasabi peas, soy nuts, cheeses, fig bars and most every fruit/veg can…

1) 1/2 cup granola or muesli mixed with 1 cup milk or 4 oz yogurt 2) fruits 3) couple thin slices of pancetta and 2 eggs 4) IHOP all you can eat pancakes and then I spend the next week running non stop I use hemp milk because the unpened boxes can store in my pantry for a long time. Also granola and muesli can keep really…

YUP My mix has some Gangstagrass, As I Lay Dying, LL Cool J, Travis Barker, The High Decibels, The Prodigy, Chiddy Bang, SWANK, Elvis, The Glitch Mob, Zedd, Linkin Park, The Crystal Method, Galactic, Yellowman, P.O.D., Matisyahu, Seether, AWOLNATION, Nick Jonas, Cypress Hill, K'Nann, Yoshida Brithers, Lindsey Stirling

Sense of smell plays a huge part in our lives. It has the abilaty to help us relax, warn us of dangers and even trigger memories. Like how the smell of stale beer, sweat and body glitter reminds me of the first strip club I snuck into. The fact that he enjoys your scent is not a bad thing. It's more of a primal…

Yeah okay so I'm a guy but I'm also the father of a 11 year old fashion diva. That being said I'm with Roses and Chelle because I'd buy her the white pair.

Yeah handlebar staches are great for Cowboys but not a gf. In past relationships I used to pick one of two things that I didn't like about my gf's appearance and think about it whenever I would look at her. Would make it easier to break up with her later. Yeah it was a Dbag thing to do but I was young, dumb and full of bad…

Just a few songs from my playlist. Not all are sad, some are just mellow Ryan Star - Breathe Sick Puppies - Maybe Fran Healy - Sing Me To Sleep (with Neko Case) Michael Higgins - Pachelbel's Canon Michael Schulte - Carry Me Home Edwin McCain - I'll Be (acoustic version) Johnny Cash - Hurt Philip Wesley - Two Souls Bill…

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Yup...and ditto to the sodium / water posts too. Veggies + fruits + water = good I don't see any way you're getting enough potassium, calcium, and vitamins with the foods you have chosen to eat each day. Dont just focus on the calories! It's a package deal, you have to do it all. I'll admit my diary has been a little bad…

Dec Challenge SW - 294.6 lbs (Thursday Dec 1) Week 1 - 293.2 lbs (Thursday Dec 8 ) Week 2 - 290 lbs (Thursday Dec 15) Week 3 - xxx lbs (Thursday Dec 22) Week 4 - xxx lbs (Thursday Dec 29) Total lost - xx lbs (Sunday Jan 1)

Heck yes I am! Now go make me a sandwich! Ok but really...a marriage or relationship is not 50/50 it's more like 90/10 sometimes you're the 90 sometimes you're the 10 just don't keep score (thank you NPR). Now where is that sandwich at?

SW - 294.6 lbs (Thursday Dec 1) Week 1 - 293.2 lbs (Thursday Dec 8 ) Week 2 - xxx lbs (Thursday Dec 15) Week 3 - xxx lbs (Thursday Dec 22) Week 4 - xxx lbs (Thursday Dec 29) Total lost - xx lbs (Sunday Jan 1)

I bought a very nice fake tree on an after Christmas sale for $50 back in 1991. Figuring a real tree will cost about $50 each year and I paid $50 for this one 30 years ago, I figure I've saved about $1500 by buying that fake tree. Really, it's probably a lot more. If we got a real tree I'd want something nice and those are…

I like the fake ones because no matter what you do to them they always bounce right back. With real ones you just have to invest so much time and care into them. Even when you do everything right (keep it properly moisturized, don't jiggle it too much, not too much sun, nothing too heavy hanging from it) in the end it…

I just log it as Calisthenics Vigorous Effert or Water Aerobics if we use the shower.

SW - 294.6 lbs (Thursday Dec 1) Week 1 - xxx lbs (Thursday Dec 8 ) Week 2 - xxx lbs (Thursday Dec 15) Week 3 - xxx lbs (Thursday Dec 22) Week 4 - xxx lbs (Thursday Dec 29) Total lost - xx lbs (Sunday Jan 1)

Im lactose intolerant so hemp milk is great for me. I just picked up a new Tempt Vanilla quart today. I put it in my coffee, granola cereal, muelsi, or just drink a cup with breakfast. Unlike cow milk I can store it in my pantry till I open it. Once open it stays fresh in my fridge for about 7-10 days. Have you ever tried…

-Marcus Aurelius Antonius : "When you are outraged by somebody's impudence, ask yourself at once, Can the world exist without impudent people? It cannot; so do not ask for impossibilities." -Carla Gordan : "If someone talked to you the way you talk to yourself , you would have kicked them out of you life a long ago."…

My daughter does the same thing. She even adds a few frozen blueberries or blackberries to the mix.

SW for the 10lbs Nov Challenge - 299 lbs (Tuesday Nov 1) Week 1 - 297.2 lbs (Tuesday Nov 8 ) Week 2 - 296 lbs (Tuesday Nov 15) Week 3 - 295.7 lbs (Tuesday Nov 22) Week 4 - 296 lbs (Tuesday Nov 29) Total lost - xx lbs (Thursday Dec 1) 

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SW for the 10lbs Nov Challenge - 299 lbs (Tuesday Nov 1) Week 1 - 297.2 lbs (Tuesday Nov 8 ) Week 2 - 296 lbs (Tuesday Nov 15) Week 3 - 295.7 lbs (Tuesday Nov 22) Week 4 - xxx lbs (Tuesday Nov 29) Total lost - xx lbs (Thursday Dec 1) 

Ok I am in no way the busy parent that you are and the fact you came back here for help shows how strong you are. Now it's time for me to ramble with some tuff love that'll get me hate mail. I read your food log and where are your nutrients?? I've looked back a few weeks and only saw 1 apple. Also you'd take like 5…

I started taking Chia seeds even before I heard they are the "new super food". Met a new age hippie vegan, her words, who said she took 1/5 tbsp at breakfast to help with digestion. I don't know about all the hype it's getting since there are no FDA studies. However I do think it's helped controll my hunger and help with…

If you're going to shave your legs and wear your sexy panties...then yes it's a date.

my 3rd and LAST we clicked so well met at a coffee shop he didnt want the date to end it was kinda late.. so he suggested a movie.. I said ok.. during the movie he asked if he could kiss me (such a gentleman.. so I thought)... he kissed me and then put my hand on his crotch he had his whoooo ha out!! I was done.. I walked…

Ummm LOL ok I know what you mean but ummmm 360 = O , 180 = )