Bradozzz85

For a species that has a life expectancy of less than 100 years, we sure let a lot of trivial **** worry us, call him

False, age, the situation you are put in etc etc, good people can do **** things to each other, 1 life, just live it how you want

Why would you bother sleeping with someone who you don't have any feelings towards in a romantic sense? I don't do it because I find it kind og offensive? so my **** is good enough but I'm not?

WIN

Lamingtons

Dance Mom's

It seemed like a happy movie, not like inception/incidious etc.

Thanks guys I checked those out and they aren't it, all I remember was it didn't look like the oldest movies but the cars etc seemed like 50s style? and he was in the lounge room when his wife came home after just getting there. ARGGGH it's driving me nuts

Betty White, Open mouthed

Call out one of your friends names in bed during sex for a hilarious laugh at his expense. He sounds like an insecure head case, may as well have some fun with the crazy before they take him away.

Buster Edwards

He probably thinks you weren't keen cos you burnt him when he tried to cuddle you.

35 degrees C

Buy him an XBOX

I want it to bad to risk jinxing it on here

2

Nude but with "half wood" so it looked presentable

1) I climbed Everest 2) "The Hurt Locker" is based on one of my hang overs 3) I just smashed 2 pieces of cake, 3 x cream cheese and strawberry covered pieces of WHITE bread, half a sushi roll and a mini hot dog into my head at a morning tea farewell at work, and now will have to skip lunch and swim for an hour to work it…

A year since my last time "Dating somone semi officially". 3 years since my last real relationship. That was 3 years long

"Does anyone know how to dispose of a Body"

You make eye contact with a woman breast feeding, then look down at her boob. I can't undo it, I am going to hell

Amen

Sanatarium up and go

Thanks I will give that a shot

LOL the women respect the MEN ONLY, just as much as we respect the. MEN please don't add me

XBOX chewed my CD up the other day, not happy

Marry! I'd try wife that

Goofy girls

Haha 10 then

Her parent's probably warned her. "You go around getting tattoo's of dragons all over you and you know what will happen"... But seriosuly, way too full on and just a bit sick. I mushc prefer comedies