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There is a definite difference between "pain" and "soreness." Only you can tell the difference. If you're experiencing the former, see a doctor. Soreness dissipates.

Evil Troy + Evil Abed > Troy and Abed in the Morning.

Some good support in Central FL, Rockledge here.

Your "Violence is Power" and dagger tattoos may belie that statement.

Not sure if legit insane or if I'm getting trolled my the MASTER TROLL, but at this point I don't care. With all these Shyamalan-esque twists, I am thoroughly entertained at work. Brava, madam. Bra-f*cking-va.

What. In the actual *kitten*. Is going on.

You've never seen an episode of "Workaholics?"

Ok, so to those who outed the OPs bb.com thread, which is drizzled in its own douche nougat; And the guy who paraphrased Vinz Clortho: Thank you.

Jay-Z, "I Declare War." There were only 2 shows- first one in NYC, then they came to Philly. This is the concert that he brought out Nas at the end. Seminal moment in hip hop.

Ok, so in not ONE of these baseless, quick-to-jump-to-conclusion responses has anyone mentioned that said customer may, in fact, be a closeted homosexual woman, and afraid to approach you with her feelings for you. This is probably more likely than the "get a gun or you'll wind up chopped up in a trash can out behind the…

Arrested effing Development. Always epic.

Wait, what? You lost 5.5 inches... in a week. That is a physical impossibility. Unless your wife is Lorena Bobbitt...

Not quite sure what planet you're from, but that's how you get stabbed on this one...

From a whinery... oh, you mean THAT Jay Cutler, not the Bears' quarterback. Well, I guess if you call a trash bag full of HGH "protein," Adam and Ders have a guy.

It is ENTIRELY possible that your definition of "selfie" is completely different than mine... but that had me ROLLING, yo.

There are 2 official reasons: 1. What I eat doesn't make you *kitten*. 2. What you eat doesn't make me *kitten*. That is all.

I'm listening to my "Knicks Playoff Elimination" playlist- "Nothing Compares 2 U" -original Prince version "Ex-Factor" -Lauryn Hill "Love Song" -The Cure "One Last Cry" -Brian McKnight "I Never Dreamed You'd Leave in Summer" -Stevie Wonder (it continues on in this fashion... because no one hurts me more than the Knicks,…

I am Italian, and am dripping with tattoos in Japanese and Italian. If you have an issue, it's YOUR issue. I'm good with me, homey.

OFFICE SPACE. F*cking epic.

Wait, so 3somes with Lennay Kekua is a viable thing? This... may possibly be... coming more meta than I can handle on a Friday afternoon.

I'm contemplating for real life. It's poetry... list narrowed down to Trolly McTrollerson, Max Power, and Gert B. Frobe (Christopher Walken in "Joe Dirt"). And for giggles Richard Gazinya.

I may or may not be legally changing my name now to Trolly McTrollerson... or Max Power. Homer Simpson for prez.

Man, there's a pretty big list, but I'll limit myself. 1. Due to several bulging discs in my back, I'm somewhat restricted to what cardio I can do for extensive times, and the recumbent bike is where I burn the majority of calories after strength training. So... the straps on the pedals are not supposed to fit like d!ck…

I truly hope that in an unprecedented turn of events, BOTH teams lose. Not a tie, I want both teams to have the L in their record books. On the scale of the most insufferable people on the planet, it goes: 1. Philadelphia Flyers fans 2. Notre Dame fans 3. Alabama fans 4. Nick Saban 5. Notre Dame fans again That being said,…

I was seriously hoping this thread was started by Mr. T. Crestfallen, I now go back to watching "Cadillac Records."

Sorry if I repeat any earlier ones... "Never argue with fools, because people, from a distance, can't tell who is who." "Never fear Rome, for the serpent lies coiled in Naples." "Tame your demons before you become one." "Never go raw in a chick whose last name is 'Cockburn.'"

Far be it for me to justify his lame excuse at humor, but you'd be bummed too if your kid was one of the Children of the Corn. He's passively-aggressively taking it out on you...

Kennedy was Irish... and proof that it doesn't matter if your pops was a gangster, you can still grow up to be POTUS.

A couple things here: 1: Joe D. was (is) the greatest ballplayer of all time, and played for the greatest team in the history of sports... and history. 2: Joe D. was not a millionaire athlete- his highest salary was $100k, which he commanded only for the last 3 years of his career. 3: Lastly, and most importantly, Joe D.…

Stooges, doggie. And the other one is probably the best line in "Holy Grail."