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It would take over 9000 shots for me to make out with a barbie doll. Edit: I'm just kidding, you're gorgeous :)

Are you native American? A good friend of mine is 23 and he doesn't even grow arm or leg hair. Some nationalities really are less hairy than others lol

Call me crazy, but candy doesn't appeal to me anymore.

I take a 40-60 minute shower every morning. I swear I have a penis.

No problem. I realize the subjective nature of reality (Remember the theory of relativity?) so I won't tell you you're wrong. I'm not offended, although I do feel as though you have alluded to, even if not outright said, that I do NOT have clinical depression many times, and I definitely see that as disrespectful…

Researched my condition? I lived with it for 6 straight years. This is not a few days or a few months. It really sounds like you are completely disregarding my personal experiences as false for no reason other than my experiences differ from yours. Hey, if I didn't experience it, it must not be true! Said every *kitten*…

I was diagnosed with depression by a clinical psychologist. I attempted suicide... many times, and almost succeeded. I cut myself, dressed in black, and hated being a human being. I felt like an alien. I spent 11 months in in-patient rehabilitation. I spent 2 weeks in another in-patient rehabilitation after my mother found…

You seem to have misplaced your pants.

Who are you to hold claim to objective truth in the matter of depression? You don't know any of us, and assuming people who don't get treated with pills don't have depression is offensive. I'm not going to get into my background, but I assure you I had clinical depression - Which I treated through sheer power of Mind,…

1200 calories is sufficient as long as you're getting wholesome, nutritious foods. Darlin' - I think it's time for you to pick up some weights.

I meditate on love. Doing this, I realize the transient and diminutive nature of my depression. Love is an inherent force, not a fleeting emotion - All you have to do is look! Also, this.

4 cause I'm ugly and people don't wanna talk to ugly ;)

Sometimes there are men that are nice and like to do nice things. I know it's hard to believe, but it's true.

Fiber, too. Fiber has nothing in it nutritionally, but it has substance to it. I have a glass of water with fiber in it with every meal, and that helps me. Note: He will probably be pooping more often, but that's good for you (As long as he makes it to the bathroom)

You can never depend on outside sources for your happiness. If you do, the happiness is impure and easily transformed into suffering. If you retreat inside yourself, I know you will find that the depression is unnecessary and transient. You are alive, after all, and this is a gift that should make you happy :) All of us…

If you live life expecting not to fail, you're gonna have a bad time :) Accept failure, and appreciate it for what it really is - A learning experience. Every time we fail we become better people.

These are the only 2 stupid laws that are important to me. If I could get naked in public while high on bongloads, my bucket list would be complete. Still, someday... Some... Day....

BMI is legitimately the worst possible measure of healthiness.

It's not your body so much as it's your mind. We live in an age of excess, and while we are lucky for that, there are detriments to it as well. The mind is a thing that enjoys order, and it will attempt to continue a paradigm that it's used to - In this case, eating an unhealthy amount of food. The good news is that…

I am a board certified and MD approved shower trainer. We'll get those calories burned off in no-time at all. My license only allows me to work with the opposite sex.

Meditation is both easy and hard. How I started was I lit a candle and just sat in a comfortable position. I focused on the flame and let everything else melt away. Don't worry about how long you can do it for at first. Eventually you can focus on your breathing. This will allow you to be present, within the moment. I…

If 20kg is all you can do, then you're lifting enough. You can't just automatically start doing 60kg bench press, it's something most people have to work up to. Everybody starts off with a different level of beginner strength depending on alot of things including genetics, weight, and athletic history. "Lifting heavy" is…

Have you tried meditation? Evaluating yourself in such a way is immensely valuable in cultivating discipline.

Oh god... As a Sicilian... I miss breaded and fried Calamari so much.

Do 30 minutes of light Yoga before you train.

Barefoot. Naked, even.

You, sir, are a badass. :) Keep in mind the two and a half lbs isn't necessarily fat. Eating alot of carbs increases the glycogen stores in your system and can increase the amount of water retention, so don't be too hard on yourself. @OP - For me it's not necessarily the mental feeling that kills me as much as the physical…

ITT: Hardgainers that eat all the ****.

It's really a good thing to love yourself, and other people, no matter what. We are all constant works' in progress. You should never judge somebody at face value because you have no idea what they've been through or are currently going through.

*Gets down on one knee* Will you marry me?