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The below is in my profile. Got it off of the interwebsites a couple of years ago. 5 Rules to remember in Life: 1. Money cannot buy you happiness, but it is easier to cry in a Mercedes then on a bicycle.. 2. Forgive your enemy but remember their name 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will Always remember…
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ahh....your green beans look more like asparagus
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Adam Ant
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Karma can make you realize your place in the universe.
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You have the potential to be famous because of the unintentional creepiness :-) You will be fine.
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It is a quote from the movie "Roadhouse". There are ways to be nice and still tell someone to go *kitten* themselves.
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If I wanted to have fun and do the things I enjoy doing, in a heartbeat. I like to go camping, fishing and kyaking, she does not. She takes her vacations, I take mine and together we take vacations to do the things we both enjoy.
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Remember: "Dalton: Don't worry about it. All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One: Never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two: Take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three: Be nice."
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@Maid_of_Mischief1 AGREE!
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Other then random inspections when entering/leaving military reservations, have not been pulled over in 25 years.
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BIMD: Traffic stopped for pedestrians:
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BIMD: The Beatles first appearance on the ED Sullivan Show.
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True. There was a thing going around a couple of years ago about eye ball shot and rectal administration (butt-chugging).
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Back in my day:
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Back in my day:
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mission accomplished :wink:
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Daughter waited till she was 42. It will happens when it happens. We have a 4 year grandson and she still maintain a very athletic figure.
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Back in my day: we used slide rules instead of calculators. (beat that all you young whipper snappers!)
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_America "The Caribbean islands, or West Indies, are considered part of North America. The continental coastline is long and irregular. The Gulf of Mexico is the largest body of water indenting the continent, followed by Hudson Bay."
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I cannot help it, but I see a 'Fire Fly' reference
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A full moon night sitting by myself enjoying the sounds around me.
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Uranus is unique among all the planets of the solar system because it essentially orbits on its side, with its axis tilted nearly perpendicular to the Sun. And it is fun to say :-)
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(raises hand) I will volunteer
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Even with taxes rates lowered, I pay a metric ton in taxes....
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IC I can believe this (with the proper medications :wink: )
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I do not approach women at the gym for the following reasons: 1. I do not go to the gym. 2. My wife of 46 years would kick my *kitten*
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A good friend will bail you out of jail no matter what time it is. A best friend will be in jail with you.........
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I have to stop for gas on the way home this afternoon (sigh)
