crampus1 Member

Too late. I’m heart broken. My bountiful bosom is heaving as I cry and bite the side of my luscious red lips. I’m sure @CookingWithCumin and @SwannySez will offer me comfort.

Snow

Ha he doesn’t know what he’s missing. What man in his right mind could pass on such a troll like lard assed quadruple chinned mustached beauty such as myself? Alas, my heart shall go on.

Do I have to beep your nose to get a notice?

I bet he’d have more participants with dislike Matches. Like you have to jello wrestle whoever they say.

So it’s not a boat.

So your advice to yourself would be RUN!!

I suppose you have a problem with jorts, to.

And what’s wrong with platform shoes?!

It’s pretty much the same. Just less person above you stuff.

If I HAD to date my ex bf , I’d tell Him that I’m a pretty damn good catch so he better try a little harder to hold on to me.

Is all this taking place on a boat?

Your hiney?

I’d adore her one hundred and one times more.

Why?

You have got to be kidding me.

He’s probably even photoshopped “other women” ;(

I wear multiple fanny packs.

I thought I heard thunder but it was just the garbage truck.

I dreamed that I dropped my phone into a porta-potty and was trying to fish it out with a coat hanger, some toilet paper rolls and a wad of gum.

Did you have any dreams?

What did you have for breakfast?

That’s a relief.

I am socially awkward. I will talk about the weather and some form of pooping in the same small talk.

Good because I’m prerty sure she can add. Maybe not do long division but I’m sure she can add.

The big one tries to kill me once a day.

Are you insulting her intelligence?

How many times have you woo’d someone? And why?