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  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
    You totally confuse the butcher by insisting on getting the fattier cuts and squeal in delight when you realise they are now making their own pork scratchings.
  • kirkor
    kirkor Posts: 2,530 Member
    tcunbeliever wrote: »
    it's a touch sweet because of the coconut milk

    I know you probably know this, but for other people browsing the forum, just wanted to provide an FYI that Starbucks coconut milk isn't like coconut milk you'd get in a can; it's more like "coconut beverage" --
    http://rebootedbody.com/starbucks-coconut-milk/
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
    RowdysLady wrote: »
    How about when talking about terrible breath and stinky pee makes us happy?

    You forgot the bowel movements lol :D
  • Midnightgypsy0
    Midnightgypsy0 Posts: 177 Member
    I sort of wish I could buy large bottles of dill juice. No pickles please.
    ^j^
  • canadjineh
    canadjineh Posts: 5,396 Member
    Bonny132 wrote: »
    RowdysLady wrote: »
    How about when talking about terrible breath and stinky pee makes us happy?

    You forgot the bowel movements lol :D

    Bowel movements??? What bowel movements? Apparently there are none :'(
  • RalfLott
    RalfLott Posts: 5,036 Member
    Bonny132 wrote: »
    RowdysLady wrote: »
    How about when talking about terrible breath and stinky pee makes us happy?

    You forgot the bowel movements lol :D

    You mean.... solid vs. liquid/gas?
  • KPMURRAY2
    KPMURRAY2 Posts: 10 Member
    When you plan how you are going to respond to people at Thanksgiving dinner about why you aren't eating certain things because you don't feel like explaining Keto and why it's OKAY contrary to their beliefs.
  • idocdlw
    idocdlw Posts: 208 Member
    Bonny132 wrote: »
    RalfLott wrote: »
    Bonny132 wrote: »
    RowdysLady wrote: »
    How about when talking about terrible breath and stinky pee makes us happy?

    You forgot the bowel movements lol :D

    You mean.... solid vs. liquid/gas?

    Liquid/gas/, it is a weapon of mass destruction or not?

    Did the power shower leave the toilet sparkling clean?

    The secret behind avoiding the scart.

    How to get away with the silent BUT deadly in public.

    New party game, how far can your farts eject a champagne cork out of your butt?

    And the ups, my champagne cork fart just killed the neighbour by accident, am I liable? Please help with my defence as I am already being sued by my other neighbour who claims obnoxious gasses are escaping from my house and affecting the house prices in my street.

    Bwaahaahaa... :wink:
  • canadjineh
    canadjineh Posts: 5,396 Member
    On Keto NOTHING escapes the butt. The body as a black hole.... there is no escape velocity, food goes in, nothing comes out. That is my problem.
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
    canadjineh wrote: »
    On Keto NOTHING escapes the butt. The body as a black hole.... there is no escape velocity, food goes in, nothing comes out. That is my problem.

    We should join forces, I celebrate each time I do a solid one. But it is probably more my IBS than keto that creates that issue. My house is always stacked with the softest of tissues lol.

  • ccrdragon
    ccrdragon Posts: 3,374 Member
    you involuntarily gasp in horror as your wife pours the bacon grease down the drain!!
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
    When your cat believes you are cooking for him.
  • RowdysLady
    RowdysLady Posts: 1,370 Member
    Bonny132 wrote: »
    When your cat believes you are cooking for him.

    Every meal....silly Lucifer sits at my feet while I cook and sits in Rowdy's lap while we eat. He'd sit on the plate if we'd let him. He smells the meat and the string cheese a mile away. He LOVES some string cheese...like nothing I've ever seen.
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
    Gibbs has taken to perfecting the art of begging, those sad eyes, and swiping food off my plate. But he also gives the best cat hugs ever. As well as pushing up my protein bill. Good job I love him as much as I do! Tonight I cooked 4 chicken drumsticks, 2 for each of us, and I got the skin of course, my other half finds it hilarious lol
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
    When you go through the freezer and finds bags of bones everywhere, that you have saved up to make broth from.
  • hookilau
    hookilau Posts: 3,134 Member
    canadjineh wrote: »
    On Keto NOTHING escapes the butt. The body as a black hole.... there is no escape velocity, food goes in, nothing comes out. That is my problem.

    Have you tried magnesium supplement & maybe a probiotic supplement?
    Every night I take 2 acidophilus (2 billion per) and 1 magnesium malate 1000 mg tablet.

    Every morning, like clockwork, my system wakes up when I do and does it's thing ;)
  • imajollyroger
    imajollyroger Posts: 9 Member
    lisajuly wrote: »
    You send an email to the president of Cold-Eze, thanking him for sugar free zinc lozenges
    awesome! --When you check the medicine labels for carbs, toothpaste, and mints.
  • RalfLott
    RalfLott Posts: 5,036 Member
    edited December 2016
    Bonny132 wrote: »
    Liquid/gas/, it is a weapon of mass destruction or not?

    Did the power shower leave the toilet sparkling clean?

    The secret behind avoiding the scart.

    How to get away with the silent BUT deadly in public.

    New party game, how far can your farts eject a champagne cork out of your butt?

    And the ups, my champagne cork fart just killed the neighbour by accident, am I liable? Please help with my defence as I am already being sued by my other neighbour who claims obnoxious gasses are escaping from my house and affecting the house prices in my street.

    Such a homey vision of the social benefits of going LC. <3 I have to wonder how many city blocks the carb-distilling Former You would have cleared; yet now you're down to just one ailing neighbor on each side. That's progress. It's all relative.

    Ok, the cork incident. It would depend why you were compelled to stopper your sphincter in the first place.

    IF it was to avoid incendiary effects during confession (or parent-teacher conferences, obedience school, etc.) AND you were afraid to remove it - but not because you were practicing for a party game - AND you really didn't aim it out your 3rd floor window directly at the spool of cotton candy in your neighbor's hand, after he'd swiped it from his screaming kid to satisfy his pathetic sugar addiction, and pop him right in the temple, then... uh, yeah.

  • retirehappy
    retirehappy Posts: 3,519 Member
    Your server keeps offering you options to the potatoes and you keep saying "nope, I don't eat those either." So happy I am one of those people now.
  • canadjineh
    canadjineh Posts: 5,396 Member
    hookilau wrote: »
    canadjineh wrote: »
    On Keto NOTHING escapes the butt. The body as a black hole.... there is no escape velocity, food goes in, nothing comes out. That is my problem.

    Have you tried magnesium supplement & maybe a probiotic supplement?
    Every night I take 2 acidophilus (2 billion per) and 1 magnesium malate 1000 mg tablet.

    Every morning, like clockwork, my system wakes up when I do and does it's thing ;)

    Thanks, hookilau, that would definitely be the normal problem solver route, unfortunately I already take pretty large doses of all these things for other immune system issues. For instance I already take a 12 billion/13 strain probiotic, etc. My body works fine as long as I don't go below 20ish g of carb regularly, once in a while is OK, but I need to be around 50ish for me to go comfortably and regularly (in the late evening - I'm a night shift worker).
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
    You know you are LCHF when you confidently tell the waiter how to amend your meal to make it fit your macros, before thanking him/her and leaving your tip showing your appreciation.
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