Things Not to Say When You're on a Dating Site
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The worst one I always get is
"If you don't mind me asking, what size bra do you wear"
or "Is it totally bad of me to ask how big your tits are?"
.... Yes, I have big breasts. Why is this not enough information for you?0 -
I saw this on Match... "I don't know why I'm ever here, no one wants me." Well gee, with an opener like that, who could resist???0
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Some of these are simply priceless...0
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I saw this on Match... "I don't know why I'm ever here, no one wants me." Well gee, with an opener like that, who could resist???
That's the worst. Or the whole "Nobody reads these things anyway. they just look at a picture and move on."0 -
I saw this on Match... "I don't know why I'm ever here, no one wants me." Well gee, with an opener like that, who could resist???
This made me laugh out loud. Guess you're supposed to bite on that yummy victim card?0 -
I saw this on Match... "I don't know why I'm ever here, no one wants me." Well gee, with an opener like that, who could resist???
This made me laugh out loud. Guess you're supposed to bite on that yummy victim card?
Yeah, not likely. haha! I am not in the market to be someone's cheerleader. Unless it's just for dress-up, of course. :laugh:0 -
If I don't respond to a "Hey gorgeous how are you?" I am not going to respond when you send me another message saying "How are you gorgeous?"
Try a new line please.0 -
Oh never ever ever put sexy in your screen name either. Really I am not going to respond to someone that put Sexy4U as their user name. I tend to expect that person to speak like Long Duck Dong from 16 candles. "Hey sexy girlfriend"0
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Oh never ever ever put sexy in your screen name either. Really I am not going to respond to someone that put Sexy4U as their user name. I tend to expect that person to speak like Long Duck Dong from 16 candles. "Hey sexy girlfriend"
THIS!!! Or 69 in their screen name!! I expect that from a high school boy, not a grown-*kitten* man.0 -
Oh never ever ever put sexy in your screen name either. Really I am not going to respond to someone that put Sexy4U as their user name. I tend to expect that person to speak like Long Duck Dong from 16 candles. "Hey sexy girlfriend"
What's happening hot stuff?
:laugh:
For those that didn't see Sixteen Candles-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTchUep_bmg 0 -
Oh never ever ever put sexy in your screen name either. Really I am not going to respond to someone that put Sexy4U as their user name. I tend to expect that person to speak like Long Duck Dong from 16 candles. "Hey sexy girlfriend"
What's happening hot stuff? :laugh:
For those that didn't see Sixteen Candles-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTchUep_bmg
How can anyone have not seen 16 candles? It's on TV all the time but you need to see the non-TV version. I pretty much could recite the movie when I was 13. Who doesn't want their own Jake Ryan.0 -
Oh never ever ever put sexy in your screen name either. Really I am not going to respond to someone that put Sexy4U as their user name. I tend to expect that person to speak like Long Duck Dong from 16 candles. "Hey sexy girlfriend"
What's happening hot stuff? :laugh:
For those that didn't see Sixteen Candles-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTchUep_bmg
How can anyone have not seen 16 candles? It's on TV all the time but you need to see the non-TV version. I pretty much could recite the movie when I was 13. Who doesn't want their own Jake Ryan.
It depends on how old you are. One of my good friends is 23, and doesn't even get when I make references to some pop cultural things from the 90s, let alone the 80s. I don't know how popular Sixteen Candles would be with the under 25 set at this point. I didn't see Sixteen Candles until I was 20, but I had seen a lot of the other teen movies of the era before that (Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller's Day Off).0 -
Oh never ever ever put sexy in your screen name either. Really I am not going to respond to someone that put Sexy4U as their user name. I tend to expect that person to speak like Long Duck Dong from 16 candles. "Hey sexy girlfriend"
What's happening hot stuff? :laugh:
For those that didn't see Sixteen Candles-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTchUep_bmg
How can anyone have not seen 16 candles? It's on TV all the time but you need to see the non-TV version. I pretty much could recite the movie when I was 13. Who doesn't want their own Jake Ryan.
Everyone wanted their own Jake Ryan
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Oh never ever ever put sexy in your screen name either. Really I am not going to respond to someone that put Sexy4U as their user name. I tend to expect that person to speak like Long Duck Dong from 16 candles. "Hey sexy girlfriend"
What's happening hot stuff? :laugh:
For those that didn't see Sixteen Candles-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTchUep_bmg
How can anyone have not seen 16 candles? It's on TV all the time but you need to see the non-TV version. I pretty much could recite the movie when I was 13. Who doesn't want their own Jake Ryan.
I used to have an I
Jake Ryan t-shirt. And by "used to" I mean like last year. 0 -
Oh never ever ever put sexy in your screen name either. Really I am not going to respond to someone that put Sexy4U as their user name. I tend to expect that person to speak like Long Duck Dong from 16 candles. "Hey sexy girlfriend"
What's happening hot stuff? :laugh:
For those that didn't see Sixteen Candles-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTchUep_bmg
How can anyone have not seen 16 candles? It's on TV all the time but you need to see the non-TV version. I pretty much could recite the movie when I was 13. Who doesn't want their own Jake Ryan.
I used to have an I Jake Ryan t-shirt. And by "used to" I mean like last year.
If you want to buy me an 80s vintage Porsche 944, I can be your Jake Ryan. ;-)0 -
Oh never ever ever put sexy in your screen name either. Really I am not going to respond to someone that put Sexy4U as their user name. I tend to expect that person to speak like Long Duck Dong from 16 candles. "Hey sexy girlfriend"
What's happening hot stuff? :laugh:
For those that didn't see Sixteen Candles-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTchUep_bmg
How can anyone have not seen 16 candles? It's on TV all the time but you need to see the non-TV version. I pretty much could recite the movie when I was 13. Who doesn't want their own Jake Ryan.
I used to have an I Jake Ryan t-shirt. And by "used to" I mean like last year.
If you want to buy me an 80s vintage Porsche 944, I can be your Jake Ryan. ;-)
Smooooooth!0 -
Oh never ever ever put sexy in your screen name either. Really I am not going to respond to someone that put Sexy4U as their user name. I tend to expect that person to speak like Long Duck Dong from 16 candles. "Hey sexy girlfriend"
What's happening hot stuff? :laugh:
For those that didn't see Sixteen Candles-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTchUep_bmg
How can anyone have not seen 16 candles? It's on TV all the time but you need to see the non-TV version. I pretty much could recite the movie when I was 13. Who doesn't want their own Jake Ryan.
I used to have an I Jake Ryan t-shirt. And by "used to" I mean like last year.
If you want to buy me an 80s vintage Porsche 944, I can be your Jake Ryan. ;-)
Smooooooth!
Well I don't want to be Samatha. I prefer not to have my grandparents feel me up.0 -
Oh never ever ever put sexy in your screen name either. Really I am not going to respond to someone that put Sexy4U as their user name. I tend to expect that person to speak like Long Duck Dong from 16 candles. "Hey sexy girlfriend"
What's happening hot stuff? :laugh:
For those that didn't see Sixteen Candles-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTchUep_bmg
How can anyone have not seen 16 candles? It's on TV all the time but you need to see the non-TV version. I pretty much could recite the movie when I was 13. Who doesn't want their own Jake Ryan.
I used to have an I Jake Ryan t-shirt. And by "used to" I mean like last year.
If you want to buy me an 80s vintage Porsche 944, I can be your Jake Ryan. ;-)
Smooooooth!
Well I don't want to be Samatha. I prefer not to have my grandparents feel me up.
BUT.....she did get Jake Ryan!!!0 -
I'd totally let gramps cop a feel for a night on a table with Jake Ryan. I bet he is still smokin hot.0
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Oh never ever ever put sexy in your screen name either. Really I am not going to respond to someone that put Sexy4U as their user name. I tend to expect that person to speak like Long Duck Dong from 16 candles. "Hey sexy girlfriend"
What's happening hot stuff? :laugh:
For those that didn't see Sixteen Candles-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTchUep_bmg
How can anyone have not seen 16 candles? It's on TV all the time but you need to see the non-TV version. I pretty much could recite the movie when I was 13. Who doesn't want their own Jake Ryan.
I used to have an I Jake Ryan t-shirt. And by "used to" I mean like last year.
If you want to buy me an 80s vintage Porsche 944, I can be your Jake Ryan. ;-)
I'll work on it. In the meantime, does your dad have a Rolls-Royce we can steal?0
