First Date Rules
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keep your genitals in your pants
I learned this the hard way and spent the weekend in county lockup0 -
I only agree about the "no talking about the ex" one. I don't want them to find out I'm still in love with my ex until the third date, when we're in bed and I'm screaming the ex's name.0
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chokes laughing0
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$400 for the first hour and $200 for any following hours.0
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$400 for the first hour and $200 for any following hours.
What is the MFP discount?0 -
$400 for the first hour and $200 for any following hours.
do you accept a running tab at all?0 -
Shave legs to crotch
Order lobster
Order side of filet
drink like a fish
only let him put in the tip.0 -
Shave legs to crotch
Order lobster
Order side of filet
drink like a fish
only let him put in the tip.
This is a solid first date0 -
Shave legs to crotch
that's usually what i do too0 -
$400 for the first hour and $200 for any following hours.
What is the MFP discount?
additional fees0 -
Shave legs to crotch
that's usually what i do too
Eh, only if it's a promising first date. Otherwise it's only halfway up the thigh.0 -
Always have an escape route planned0
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Always have an escape route planned
This is actually a really good one.0 -
Always have an escape route planned
This is actually a really good one.
Have my "fake call" phone app ready just in case I'm not interested in her.0 -
Always have an escape route planned
This is actually a really good one.
I've used it many times haha.0 -
lol@rules0
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lol@rules
Slowbro is slow.0 -
I only agree about the "no talking about the ex" one. I don't want them to find out I'm still in love with my ex until the third date, when we're in bed and I'm screaming the ex's name.
I suggest dating men with the same name as your ex ... win win0 -
I only agree about the "no talking about the ex" one. I don't want them to find out I'm still in love with my ex until the third date, when we're in bed and I'm screaming the ex's name.
I suggest dating men with the same name as your ex ... win win
Or give them all the same nickname...If everybody is sugar or babe it makes it hard to scream out the wrong name lol0 -
Or give them all the same nickname...If everybody is sugar or babe it makes it hard to scream out the wrong name lol
crap I spent all that time coming up with new nicknames when i could of/should of gone with "Hey you"0