You quiz the waiter and butcher about the exact ingredients in your burger patty because you're worried it has too many carbs. (They tend to stuff burgers with carby fillers in the UK, 100% beef burgers are hard to find).

janettles wrote: »

-- when the waitress gives you a pained, quizzical look and says, "You didn't eat your to-die-for honey crescent roll?"
-- you smuggle your plate back to your table at the steak buffet so that no one sees it is meat only.

I don't have that problem with my steak plate

my usual problem is the plate just isn't big enough

or

Kimo159 wrote: »

You die a little bit inside when you see someone pour out the pickle juice when the pickles are all gone.

Is there a way to give this 10,000 AWESOMES?

......You look at the carb count in the protein powder you are purchasing
.......You eat peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon
........You order two hamburgers and throw away the buns
........You don't touch the "bread basket" on the table when out with friends and they ask if you are feeling okay
.......Your breakfast could very well be bacon and macadamia nuts (or is that just me?)

When you see the pneumonia shot they're going to give you is made of polysaccarides and ask if there's a sugar free shot! (I just did that for real!)

nicsflyingcircus wrote: »

RowdysLady wrote: »

Bonny132 wrote: »

Not only do you eat pickles, you drink the pickle juice too, like it is a cocktail.

or the only Popsicles in your freezer are pickle-cicles

This is my house. All 3 of my girls enjoy them, in addition to myself. My son and husband decline.

I am DYING to say pickle-cicles in public now!

-you can wax poetic on the topic of bacon or coconut oil.
-at least one in ten people who hear about your WOE tell you your "diet" can't be healthy long term.

cstehansen wrote: »

you try to substitute a hamburger as a side to your steak dinner in place of the potato

redimock wrote: »

You bring along a carton of heavy cream when you meet your friends for coffee or brunch....

....or is that just me?

I bring a mason jar with coconut oil and butter. And my own travel mug so I can shake to mix it. LOL

Your friend walks into your kitchen, spies a marrow minus the marrow, and asks, "You EAT that?" (Just happened today! Not only did I EAT that, I ate for BREAKFAST!)