BeardedStudWarrior Member

I only want filthy friends

Its hot in Texas. Worked a few hours, lifted heavy weights and waiting for my mom to bring my kids to my house. Then a Daddy/Daughter date.

She married Sting

I was already over confident... Heck I am down right narcissistic. I think it is actually making me more filthy and kinky than I was.

I dont know if I do. Every time I look for pervy friends, they can't handle how pervy and foul mouthed I am.

I thought it said "get meat quick" and I came here for free bacon!

Totally thought this was going to be something else!

Texas

I wish I cared enough to read all the posts... But I am really lazy. Ill just say that everyone is different and everyone loses different and who cares who loses easier. Now............ DANCE PARTY!

How big a shovel? Did you buy it at the shovel store?

@aliceontheic I sent one cause I wanna know why she is on ice!

I never delete anyone. My "friends" usually delete me cause all of the filthy perverted talk and cussing I do on my page! Dang prudes!

I just make my own entries!!!!!! Why???? Cause Hunter MFP. Superstar and I am a certified G and a bona fide stud.... BOOM!

I just threaten my employees with violence if they bother me. I speak loud and carry a 2 x4.

There is indeed something beautiful about every womans body, hehehehe ;) <3 And you should love yourself for who you are even as you make the changes. Unless you're an evil alien bent on world domination and using the human population as cattle. Then you should just hate your fat alien self. Dang aliens from Planet X! I…

My confession is that one of my studded paddles actually has heart shape studs! WTF? I have no idea where I got this MAybe I was drunk.

I like bacon.

@timeadeborah bring it. I have handcuffs

Double sausage is always good ... on pizza... hehehe

You want some sausage, you say?

@tattooedvegan216 I am going to give a tour of my closet ;)

Possible. Im sure I was drunk.

@pechepanda Drunken Twister and see where it leads

Id prob get banned if I did lol.

I didnt even list all my fun stuff. ;)

Are you looking for sober friends?

Lets see,,,, in my closet... a riding crop, 2 whips, handcuffs, a studded paddle, a wooden yard stick, and rope. >:)

Crack?

WTF??? I must have been drinking when I posted this. I mean its true and all but man I had to be drinking.

Well yeah, I AM a Texan after all.