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  • justinegibbons
    justinegibbons Posts: 918 Member
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    Is deathly allergic to flowers
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    The soundtrack in her dreams is quadraphonic
  • Raaneve
    Raaneve Posts: 692 Member
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    Secretly wishes he had a "wicked cool" monocle like Mr. Peanut's.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,835 Member
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    She broke into the Storage for the Estate of Molly Brown, and is often spotted wearing her Hats and Bustles!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited March 2015
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    teaches olympic-class figure skaters how to mambo on rollerblades at the Colorado Springs training center as a method of getting free access to the incredible french toast served at Sunday brunches at the Broodmore Hotel.
  • Raaneve
    Raaneve Posts: 692 Member
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    Pretends he's a ninja at the supermarket and assassinates other people's groceries.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    Poked a hole in the women's restroom so she could peek through the wall into the men's room
  • Raaneve
    Raaneve Posts: 692 Member
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    Caught me peeking and was deeply offended.
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    edited March 2015
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    she wrote... free wax and polish on the other side of the hole :open_mouth:
  • Raaneve
    Raaneve Posts: 692 Member
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    Yearns to be the bearded lady at a cheap carnival.
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
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    must learn to grow out my beard :confused::joy:

    has a pirate copy of her last bf :open_mouth:
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    She likes to hand out toothpaste and dental floss on Halloween.
  • BeardedStudWarrior
    BeardedStudWarrior Posts: 115 Member
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    She married Sting
  • Raaneve
    Raaneve Posts: 692 Member
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    Found $10 on the ground at a concert and diligently tried to find the rightful owner instead of buying more beer with it.
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
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    Is a consumate liar
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    Is a crazy kitty
  • Raaneve
    Raaneve Posts: 692 Member
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    Totally needs *MORE* cowbell!!
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    Is actually a pirate
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
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    he makes me give him wet willies on every Thursday of the month
  • jeskababy
    jeskababy Posts: 2
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    @determined_ella‌ stole her identity from her elderly neighbor and passes herself off as a veterinary assistant of 40 years. #notbuyingit Ella! or whatever your real name is!!

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