Cr8tive_Ingenuity

next time i go scuba diving and have to pee in my wetsuit to keep warm, i will make sure to let a few go...i think farting while scuba diving will definitely freak your scuba partner as not only will you hear it, you will see airbubbles coming from your partners butt..tff

does anyone know what the color of a fart is underwater? Its Bluuueeeemp

I know i have some fat pockets still. Are those hard to get rid of

installing hidden cameras in the boys bathroom

indecent exposure at a public park

thats me :)

65 dollars a month is a RIPP off, find another gym

One word, *kitten*

raw onions make me gag..cant chew them..i just throw them up..yuck..i only eat onions i cant taste like in salsa..other than that if the onion went extinct i wouldnt care..smells like body odor anyways..now GARLIC is the bomb :)

Im so awesome I met Chuck Norris and he was wearing a shirt with my picture on it :) Since I live in Tampa I met Terry (Hulk Hogan) and Randy Savage at the gym I work out at...too bad Randy passed away

omg i love chicken mcnuggets tahts why i dont eat them LOL..how many calories is in a 20pc...mmmm yummy but again i dont eat them lol

cut out your carbs...most likely you are craving carbs..if you reduce your carbs to almost nothing for a few days and eat lots of protein, you will kick into ketosis and you will lose your appetite..after that occurs you have to keep your carbs low..most of us have carb addictions and what you are writing here seems very…

ok heres my deal since i have a problem sleeping anyway, I take Unisom and go to bed so i can sleep through the hunger pang..works the best for me

Since i do vanilla ice in karyoke, LOL. dont laugh Rolling in my 5 point o with my ragtop down so my hair can blow..the girlies on standby, just to say hi..did you stop..nope i just drove by, kept on persuin to the next block, i bust a left and headed to the next stop. police on the scene you know what i mean.... LOL

Someone mentioned calories in / calories out..that is so true. I try to aim for 1200 calories but if i eat 1500 calories i dont worry about it and some days, (once every 2 weeks or so) i eat 2500 calories, but i also fast once a month for 24 hours. The reason is I keep my body guessing. I do like low carb diets but that…

guys it wouldnt be a great idea to have a chat feature..this site already gets bogged down to having both US,UK, Canda, and Australia on here. i would add your close friends on FB and use FB, they have alot more funding for bandwith. WE should be extremely gracious that this site is free as MFP has plenty of advertisers to…

its calories in vs calories out..not the time of day.on the other hand if you suffer from a sleeping disorder or GERD than its probably not a good idea to eat before bed..otherwise it makes no difference. The reason why people might not eat late at night is if you weigh yourself in the morning and your last meal was at 8pm…

guys please keep in mind if the street you grew up on is a number..like 8th ave, then what you do is use the nearest interestion to your street that has a name..i think the OP left that out

Sandy Glendale

ladies, where are the pics..us men love them too..they always make a sucker out us guys...please feel free to share LOL. I speak on behalf of all men

be in love with someone would you rather stop 911 from happening or the holocaust?

you forgot to post your next would you rather question Meg

I was a biology/phsyical science high school teacher here in the State of Flori-duh. Its not necessarily the teachers that are the problem its more of the Board of Education. No child left behind is a joke, it should be abolished. If a kid is 16 and is only taking learning as a joke and is more of a hands on guy, then he…

not true..we have a circadian clock, which has evolved from the pineal gland..it what lets us tell time consciously but it also keep our non conscious activities in sync as well

Your sweaty post-gym rawness You think you're most desirable when you're all dolled up and looking as elegant as a champagne flute. No. It's at six o'clock on a weekday, when you're just back from the gym in an old gray tank top and a sports bra, devoid of makeup and perfume--when you are nothing but raw, glistening, briny…

actually thats not true..not about breakfast..who cares if you skip breakfast, but yes body can tell time..for instance the body during the early morning hours goes through a phenomenon known as "twilight" where bloodsugars start to raise and insulin has a tendency to increase to make up for that difference..just wanted to…

Most elephants weigh less than the tongue of the blue whale.

oh and if someone calls you and says they are from xyz company that you do business with and they ask to verify the last four of your ssn hang up..no company will ever do an outbound call and ask you to verify and information like that. EVER

I work for a large cell phone company here in the US. Im in sales over the phone and everyday we get fraud calling in with peoples ssn date of birth, everything. i laugh at them when they tell me there date of birth and i ask how old they are and they have to think about it. its horrible the fraud out there..you would be…

Did you guys know that cats dont meow to each other. THey only learned to meow when they have us as owners because we cannot pick up there odors and other body language so they quickly learn that if they meow and we respond, they learn that meowing works