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Before the (execrable) "Cat in the Hat", before the (reprehensible) "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" (movie, not the beloved telly show), before the (annoying) "The Lorax", there was the Dr. Suess movie that showed that even in the 50's they must have been dropping acid in Hollywood: "The Five Thousand Fingers of Dr. T"…

As a retired instructor, let me assure you, most of the time the students are watching the goofball on the stage and really not too much looking at each other. As long as you don't run into someone, you're doing fine.

90 minutes on the elliptical

Additionally, unless you have a scale calibrated daily to a primary standard every day, it too may be subject to fluctuations itself.

Move to planets with a lower gravity.

Jonny Quest

Second that suggestion. For best bang 4 buck, evercleare (or lab grade ethanol) and diet whatever. Highest drunk to calorie ratio available.

ARRRRRRRRRRRe you Captain Kidding me?

Holy jack banana! As has been said before, amazing....

Genetics. Though I work as a Senior Industrial Hygienist and have not used the genetics portion of my education. The chemistry, physics and biology on the other hand, lots and lots.

Ta-da! Can I be May? Oh, you meant post MFP? Maybe this?

As the fat layers shed and recede, "projections" from the body, previously enrobed by the fat layer at the attachment site, are further exposed. Trust me, I'm a scientist. Think the difference between high and low tide. The rocks were always there, just could not see as much of them when the tide is high. At least, that's…

You could also try push up bars. These not only place the wrist in a much more comfortable position, but also effectively elongate your arm reach, making knee push ups feasible.

Continuing to eat like I was still teaching Jazzercise 3X/week and running 3X/week, even though I'd been permanently sidelined (I thought*) with a hip replacement back in 1999. *had the other hip replace in 2010 when I was 265 lb, tried to get active again, but it really didn't come together till I stumbled across MFP and…

I find that hooking up brain-implanted electrodes to the data-stream output of the elliptical flywheel is the way to go. More work, more perk.

Rereading "Last of the Mohicans", since my daughter picked it for her english class. This is a slight change from my zombie novels though...

4 Loko +600 arfin' calories, largely from sugar and not ethanol!

From the past: Now-ish (December 2012):

Dec 2012

I've always considered myself more of a median guy, depending on what mode I was in.

These classic "befores" I recently came across on our office website: Field Work in 2011 Field Work in 2004 At the office 2010 Xmas 2011 Now-ish And yes, I do wear danglers...

Yes, after appropriate training and failsafe storage (but quickly accessible in an emergency, like a fire extinguisher). "Gun-free zones" are killing fields for evil people. And if you think there should be no gun available, explain exactly how you will accomplish this, in the real world.

I take Jazercise 3X week. Often I'm the only dude in the class, but I've never been made to feel unwelcome, though part of that may be that I used to teach Jazzercise and am simply used to jumping around in front of women as I wear tight clothing...

Earlier version: Latest:

I used to teach Jazzercise 3 to 4 days a week and run 5 miles on the alternate days. Then in 1999 I had my left hip replaced, retiring as an instructor, but still eating like I was teaching. Bad move.

Buy a leather punch and get a few more months of wear out of those belts, and the enjoyment of punching yet another hole toward the smaller size. Though there comes a point where the belt meets the half-way point of the second lap, time to ditch the belt.

27 years and 150 lbs. Sweet. If you follow (rigidly) MFP, you'll do that in a year point five or so. Then you've got the rest of your life to be lookin' good and feelin' fit. Such a deal. From twice your age and lost 90 lb.

Oh, yeah... Here's the hint: "SI"

The H-Man (aka Bijo to Ekitainingen). Dissolving people, what can you say.