Ways To Lose Weight Besides Diet and Exercise

orangey989898
orangey989898 Posts: 2
in Health and Weight Loss
Hi,

What are some other ways to lose weight besides diet and exercise?

Thanks! :smile:
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  • Mokey41
    Mokey41 Posts: 5,769 Member
    Amputation?
  • orangey989898
    orangey989898 Posts: 2
    I like the way you think. I probably don't need my legs :laugh:
  • jzrharv
    jzrharv Posts: 126 Member
    Move to planets with a lower gravity.
  • Territravel
    Territravel Posts: 165 Member
    Amputation?


    Baaahhaaaa!
  • somerisagirlsname
    somerisagirlsname Posts: 467 Member
    Jesus.
  • Amanda241174
    Amanda241174 Posts: 38 Member
    I had a baby and lost about 10 pounds :)
  • DonM46
    DonM46 Posts: 771 Member
    Inhale lots of helium
  • dandur
    dandur Posts: 267 Member
    Weld a bunch of cheese graters to a long slide and go for a ride down on your stomach. Nice flat abs are in your future.
  • wheels6030
    wheels6030 Posts: 26 Member
    Thinking in this way is a dangerous road to be going down because there ARE ways, but they are ridiculously unhealthy for your body. If someone tries to sell you a pill (or anything) that will make you lose weight be aware that it is almost definitely not approved by the FDA and could kill you. Chemicals that make you lose weight without exercise and diet do so by decoupling cellular respiration. I know that sounds complicated, but all it really means is that instead of processing energy in the normal way, your cells release energy through HEAT. This is dangerous and can kill you!
    Here is an article.
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-24123194

    Please just stick with diet and exercise! We want you around and healthy!!

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  • Siansonea
    Siansonea Posts: 917 Member
    One can lose weight without exercise, but one cannot lose weight without altering one's diet. If you eat food at all, you have a diet, so there's no way to survive as a human without a diet.

    If you want to lose weight with the least effort, like I am, all you have to do is keep track of the calories you eat, and stop eating when you've reached 80% of your total daily calorie expenditure. You'll have to do some math to figure out that number, but really, it doesn't get any simpler than that.

    If you want to exercise too, you can, but don't think exercise is going to make as much of a difference as diet.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    Thinking in this way is a dangerous road to be going down because there ARE ways, but they are ridiculously unhealthy for your body. If someone tries to sell you a pill (or anything) that will make you lose weight be aware that it is almost definitely not approved by the FDA and could kill you. Chemicals that make you lose weight without exercise and diet do so by decoupling cellular respiration. I know that sounds complicated, but all it really means is that instead of processing energy in the normal way, your cells release energy through HEAT. This is dangerous and can kill you!
    Here is an article.
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-24123194

    Please just stick with diet and exercise! We want you around and healthy!!

    um
  • egrusy
    egrusy Posts: 196 Member
    The amputation and helium ideas are the BEST!!! I went with both and found them not just amusing but also helpful :)
  • pinkraynedropjacki
    pinkraynedropjacki Posts: 3,027 Member
    One can lose weight without exercise, but one cannot lose weight without altering one's diet. If you eat food at all, you have a diet, so there's no way to survive as a human without a diet.

    If you want to lose weight with the least effort, like I am, all you have to do is keep track of the calories you eat, and stop eating when you've reached 80% of your total daily calorie expenditure. You'll have to do some math to figure out that number, but really, it doesn't get any simpler than that.

    If you want to exercise too, you can, but don't think exercise is going to make as much of a difference as diet.

    That is still classed as a diet. Op was asking how to do it without a diet or exercise.


    OP. Unless you do take note of cutting off parts of your body, or moving somewhere with less gravity.... then I' afraid you are not going to lose anything except perhaps some brain cells.
  • 1two3four
    1two3four Posts: 413 Member
    Poop.
  • mike_ny
    mike_ny Posts: 351 Member
    Donate a few organs and consider a lobotomy. A lung, a kidney, a good chunk of your liver, and those frontal lobes could really add up scale-wise.

    Or, just lie. Tell everyone that you lost another 5 pounds every week even through you didn't. If all you care about is a number and not being fit, then make up whatever numbers you like. You'll still be the same size, but imagine how jealous your friends will be that you've lost so much "weight".
  • Siansonea
    Siansonea Posts: 917 Member
    One can lose weight without exercise, but one cannot lose weight without altering one's diet. If you eat food at all, you have a diet, so there's no way to survive as a human without a diet.

    If you want to lose weight with the least effort, like I am, all you have to do is keep track of the calories you eat, and stop eating when you've reached 80% of your total daily calorie expenditure. You'll have to do some math to figure out that number, but really, it doesn't get any simpler than that.

    If you want to exercise too, you can, but don't think exercise is going to make as much of a difference as diet.

    That is still classed as a diet. Op was asking how to do it without a diet or exercise.


    OP. Unless you do take note of cutting off parts of your body, or moving somewhere with less gravity.... then I' afraid you are not going to lose anything except perhaps some brain cells.

    I think we all know that the OP is just trollin'. :yawn:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    labotomy?

    lipo?

    tummy tuck?

    give birth?

    just break up?

    blow dry your hair?

    remove wisdom teeth?

    remove all teeth?

    breast reduction surgery?

    stomach size tampering surgeries?

    cut your hair?

    shave everything?

    clear your sinuses?

    delouse?

    You didn't say how much weight, so ...yeah.
  • ThickMcRunFast
    ThickMcRunFast Posts: 22,511 Member
    donate blood and/or semen.
  • ChancyW
    ChancyW Posts: 437 Member
    I hear using drugs works. I personally wouldn't recommend it though. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • kdeaux1959
    kdeaux1959 Posts: 2,675 Member
    donate blood and/or semen.

    Sorry, both of these replenish themselves and well, any loss would be quite temporary.
  • ThickMcRunFast
    ThickMcRunFast Posts: 22,511 Member
    donate blood and/or semen.

    Sorry, both of these replenish themselves and well, any loss would be quite temporary.

    continuously donate blood and/or semen

    Though the latter might count as exercise.
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    donate blood and/or semen.
    I've been doing it wrong this whole time. The latter sounds way more fun and reasonable than diet and exercise.
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    Hi,

    What are some other ways to lose weight besides diet and exercise?

    Thanks! :smile:

    Yes. Get rid of the "diet mentality" and eat healthy but at a deficit and you will lose weight. No exercise necessary.
  • gmallan
    gmallan Posts: 2,099 Member
    Tape worm or other parasite
  • lannasster
    lannasster Posts: 49
    Amputation?

    Best. Response. Ever.
  • firefoxxie
    firefoxxie Posts: 381 Member
    Weld a bunch of cheese graters to a long slide and go for a ride down on your stomach. Nice flat abs are in your future.
    You know, this is the most effective and one of my favorite methods of weight loss! I absolutely recommend it and so does Dr.Oz! It detoxes your body from all the bad blood as well, what a bonus! :)
  • wxzyn5168
    wxzyn5168 Posts: 4
    stay up at night, work hard.
    restless.

    and you do have a recover plan, right?
  • sassabella
    sassabella Posts: 98
    Unfortunately if you actually want to lose weight and healthily at that (so no stupid detox things or whatever the hell they are) you do have to do some kind of exercise. Even if you just walk everyday at least its a start. You do need to eat healthier too and stick with it. if you plan on keeping it off. Diets are stupid and they're really not going to help you keep it off long term. Portion size, learn how to read nutritional information on packages, and cut down on the processed food, make sure you're getting enough protein, carbs, and GOOD fats. Honestly. I hate to say it but exercise and a good healthy eating plan is the only way to go unless you plan on doing unhealthy and harmful things like starving yourself (which I am well and truly against).
  • sassabella
    sassabella Posts: 98
    Amputation?

    Best. Response. Ever.

    I like your style
  • MisterDerpington
    MisterDerpington Posts: 604 Member
    You don't need arms. Get rid of them.

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