Ways To Lose Weight Besides Diet and Exercise

orangey989898

Hi,

What are some other ways to lose weight besides diet and exercise?

Thanks!

Mokey41

Amputation?

orangey989898

I like the way you think. I probably don't need my legs :laugh:

jzrharv

Move to planets with a lower gravity.

Territravel

Amputation?

Baaahhaaaa!

somerisagirlsname

Jesus.

Amanda241174

I had a baby and lost about 10 pounds

DonM46

Inhale lots of helium

dandur

Weld a bunch of cheese graters to a long slide and go for a ride down on your stomach. Nice flat abs are in your future.

wheels6030

Thinking in this way is a dangerous road to be going down because there ARE ways, but they are ridiculously unhealthy for your body. If someone tries to sell you a pill (or anything) that will make you lose weight be aware that it is almost definitely not approved by the FDA and could kill you. Chemicals that make you lose weight without exercise and diet do so by decoupling cellular respiration. I know that sounds complicated, but all it really means is that instead of processing energy in the normal way, your cells release energy through HEAT. This is dangerous and can kill you!
Here is an article.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-24123194

Please just stick with diet and exercise! We want you around and healthy!!


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Siansonea

One can lose weight without exercise, but one cannot lose weight without altering one's diet. If you eat food at all, you have a diet, so there's no way to survive as a human without a diet.

If you want to lose weight with the least effort, like I am, all you have to do is keep track of the calories you eat, and stop eating when you've reached 80% of your total daily calorie expenditure. You'll have to do some math to figure out that number, but really, it doesn't get any simpler than that.

If you want to exercise too, you can, but don't think exercise is going to make as much of a difference as diet.

Cranquistador

Thinking in this way is a dangerous road to be going down because there ARE ways, but they are ridiculously unhealthy for your body. If someone tries to sell you a pill (or anything) that will make you lose weight be aware that it is almost definitely not approved by the FDA and could kill you. Chemicals that make you lose weight without exercise and diet do so by decoupling cellular respiration. I know that sounds complicated, but all it really means is that instead of processing energy in the normal way, your cells release energy through HEAT. This is dangerous and can kill you!
Here is an article.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-24123194

Please just stick with diet and exercise! We want you around and healthy!!

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egrusy

The amputation and helium ideas are the BEST!!! I went with both and found them not just amusing but also helpful

pinkraynedropjacki

One can lose weight without exercise, but one cannot lose weight without altering one's diet. If you eat food at all, you have a diet, so there's no way to survive as a human without a diet.

If you want to lose weight with the least effort, like I am, all you have to do is keep track of the calories you eat, and stop eating when you've reached 80% of your total daily calorie expenditure. You'll have to do some math to figure out that number, but really, it doesn't get any simpler than that.

If you want to exercise too, you can, but don't think exercise is going to make as much of a difference as diet.

That is still classed as a diet. Op was asking how to do it without a diet or exercise.


OP. Unless you do take note of cutting off parts of your body, or moving somewhere with less gravity.... then I' afraid you are not going to lose anything except perhaps some brain cells.

1two3four

Poop.

mike_ny

Donate a few organs and consider a lobotomy. A lung, a kidney, a good chunk of your liver, and those frontal lobes could really add up scale-wise.

Or, just lie. Tell everyone that you lost another 5 pounds every week even through you didn't. If all you care about is a number and not being fit, then make up whatever numbers you like. You'll still be the same size, but imagine how jealous your friends will be that you've lost so much "weight".

Siansonea

One can lose weight without exercise, but one cannot lose weight without altering one's diet. If you eat food at all, you have a diet, so there's no way to survive as a human without a diet.

If you want to lose weight with the least effort, like I am, all you have to do is keep track of the calories you eat, and stop eating when you've reached 80% of your total daily calorie expenditure. You'll have to do some math to figure out that number, but really, it doesn't get any simpler than that.

If you want to exercise too, you can, but don't think exercise is going to make as much of a difference as diet.

That is still classed as a diet. Op was asking how to do it without a diet or exercise.


OP. Unless you do take note of cutting off parts of your body, or moving somewhere with less gravity.... then I' afraid you are not going to lose anything except perhaps some brain cells.

I think we all know that the OP is just trollin'. :yawn:

MyChocolateDiet

labotomy?

lipo?

tummy tuck?

give birth?

just break up?

blow dry your hair?

remove wisdom teeth?

remove all teeth?

breast reduction surgery?

stomach size tampering surgeries?

cut your hair?

shave everything?

clear your sinuses?

delouse?

You didn't say how much weight, so ...yeah.

ThickMcRunFast

donate blood and/or semen.

ChancyW

I hear using drugs works. I personally wouldn't recommend it though. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

kdeaux1959

donate blood and/or semen.

Sorry, both of these replenish themselves and well, any loss would be quite temporary.

ThickMcRunFast

donate blood and/or semen.

Sorry, both of these replenish themselves and well, any loss would be quite temporary.

continuously donate blood and/or semen

Though the latter might count as exercise.

The_Enginerd

donate blood and/or semen.

I've been doing it wrong this whole time. The latter sounds way more fun and reasonable than diet and exercise.

SLLRunner

Hi,

What are some other ways to lose weight besides diet and exercise?

Thanks!

Yes. Get rid of the "diet mentality" and eat healthy but at a deficit and you will lose weight. No exercise necessary.

gmallan

Tape worm or other parasite

lannasster

Amputation?

Best. Response. Ever.

firefoxxie

Weld a bunch of cheese graters to a long slide and go for a ride down on your stomach. Nice flat abs are in your future.

You know, this is the most effective and one of my favorite methods of weight loss! I absolutely recommend it and so does Dr.Oz! It detoxes your body from all the bad blood as well, what a bonus!

wxzyn5168

stay up at night, work hard.
restless.

and you do have a recover plan, right?

sassabella

Unfortunately if you actually want to lose weight and healthily at that (so no stupid detox things or whatever the hell they are) you do have to do some kind of exercise. Even if you just walk everyday at least its a start. You do need to eat healthier too and stick with it. if you plan on keeping it off. Diets are stupid and they're really not going to help you keep it off long term. Portion size, learn how to read nutritional information on packages, and cut down on the processed food, make sure you're getting enough protein, carbs, and GOOD fats. Honestly. I hate to say it but exercise and a good healthy eating plan is the only way to go unless you plan on doing unhealthy and harmful things like starving yourself (which I am well and truly against).

sassabella

Amputation?

Best. Response. Ever.

I like your style

MisterDerpington

You don't need arms. Get rid of them.