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I also taught a Jihad. And he lived up to his name! My friend had twins in her class named Princenasir (prince nasir) and Princessnasira (princess nasira)... she just called them Prince and Princess.

Another good one! Twins named Dowanna Mann and Donita Mann... why??:sick:

My ex husband processed an insurance claim for a man named Rusty Nipple

I was a teacher...I had strange names every year! The parents really think they're naming their children unique, interesting names but I think it's cruel and unusual punishment! Here's a few... Precious Truth Xerxes Messiah Mysterious Lil' Boy Sexy Lady No lie...I couldn't make this sh** up

mother or zombie or alien.

I worked with a woman who stunk...like the woman's gym locker room! Using the ONE bathroom after her was terrible. For Christmas, someone anonymously gave her FDS spray! I don't believe the people who say they've never smelled a dirty woman...come on. And I personally do wonder about intimacy with them...what man can stand…

Drew Barrymore

Japan

When people ask when the baby's due....and you're not pregnant

NYPD Blue Lost The Sopranos

Whew! Is it hot in here? :blushing: Congratulations!

Love it!!:laugh:

HILARIOUS!!!!

A friendly bet shouldn't have to specify what can and can't be done..how was everyone supposed to come up with every possible scenario? " no laxatives, no water pills, no steam rooms!!" It is assumed when people enter into agreements that a certain moral standard will be kept. It is not fair that a doctor with access to…

Amen!

Good for you...you sound like an open, fun person!! Life's too short to be narrow minded :smile:

Variety is the spice of life!!

Awww...me too! I forgot about that!

Remember some of these catch phrases from 70s commercials... "It's not nice to fool Mother Nature!" (margarine) "Hey Mikey, he likes it!" (Life cereal) "Ring around the collar!" (I forget the detergent) "Ancient Chinese secret!" "Please don't squeeze the Charmin" Mr. Whipple "Roto-rooter, that's the name and away go…

Red Rover, red Rover, hot pink should come over! :laugh:

scrath and sniff stickers all over my copybooks

TOO FUNNY!!

YES!:laugh:

Who are they? :laugh:

I am laughing out loud over here... I think farts are hysterical. Come on, is there a funnier sound in the world? I believe that joy should be shared! :bigsmile:

Members Only jackets

I had "Underoos"...little matching underwear sets. I had Wonder Woman and Josie and the *****cats

I don't! :sad: