You KNOW you're out of shape when...

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  • Irish_eyes75
    Irish_eyes75 Posts: 475
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    you suck it in and nothing happens.....hahahaha!

    Haha...man, doesn't that just suck?
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,574 Member
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    When you sprain your eye watching TV.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • NancyNBS
    NancyNBS Posts: 3
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    You get winded filling out the membership form at the gym.
  • NancyNBS
    NancyNBS Posts: 3
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    YES!
  • Poemetra
    Poemetra Posts: 47 Member
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    This thread made me laugh so hard lol.
  • just4nessa
    just4nessa Posts: 459 Member
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    ...you rest your elbows on your muffin-top while reading the newspaper. true story...:sad:
  • jillian769
    jillian769 Posts: 247 Member
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    You are worn out just getting ready to go to the gym, and by the time you tie your shoes, drive there, and walk in you want a nap...:laugh:
  • DollyMiel
    DollyMiel Posts: 377 Member
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    You pull a muscle rolling over in your sleep.

    [has done this]

    [twice]
  • MySunshine76
    MySunshine76 Posts: 389
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    1. You give out of breath getting into bed. 2. So big you have trouble wiping your own *kitten*.
  • Josette89
    Josette89 Posts: 244
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    The pants that you used to call "your fat pants" can now pass for skinny jeans..... :(
  • GadgetGuy2
    GadgetGuy2 Posts: 291 Member
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    You spend more on pills to keep you alive than you do on food that keeps you alive.
  • Presleyforpresident
    Presleyforpresident Posts: 172
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    when the fastest your heart pumps all day is when you see a spider crawling on the wall and now you have to deal with it
  • krim12
    krim12 Posts: 102
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    When your leg gets tired bouncing the baby
  • randysbombshellgirl
    randysbombshellgirl Posts: 338 Member
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    When an 80 year flys by you during your first 5 mile run.
  • dinoskycm
    dinoskycm Posts: 267
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    When your legs rub together (like really rub together) and your butt jiggles when you walk! LOL
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
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    You start to sweat in the shower because you are trying to take a fast shower before work...
  • mehaffeymk
    mehaffeymk Posts: 154 Member
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    you rest your plate on your belly to eat
  • Jess207
    Jess207 Posts: 90
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    When people ask when the baby's due....and you're not pregnant
  • dinoskycm
    dinoskycm Posts: 267
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    you rest your plate on your belly to eat

    hahahaha awww reminds me of a sea otter!! When we went to Alaska, we saw sea otters just chillin and they used their bellies to hold the crab that they had caught and were eating.

    Side note: sea otters also hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift away from each other. CUTE!! LOL haha

    random, yes I know. I couldn't resist.
  • Calliesmom1
    Calliesmom1 Posts: 78
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    You realize that you just ate a bag of Doritos. The big bag.

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