You KNOW you're out of shape when...
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you suck it in and nothing happens.....hahahaha!
Haha...man, doesn't that just suck?0 -
When you sprain your eye watching TV.
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You get winded filling out the membership form at the gym.0
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YES!0
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This thread made me laugh so hard lol.0
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...you rest your elbows on your muffin-top while reading the newspaper. true story...:sad:0
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You are worn out just getting ready to go to the gym, and by the time you tie your shoes, drive there, and walk in you want a nap...:laugh:0
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You pull a muscle rolling over in your sleep.
[has done this]
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1. You give out of breath getting into bed. 2. So big you have trouble wiping your own *kitten*.0
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The pants that you used to call "your fat pants" can now pass for skinny jeans.....0
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You spend more on pills to keep you alive than you do on food that keeps you alive.0
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when the fastest your heart pumps all day is when you see a spider crawling on the wall and now you have to deal with it0
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When your leg gets tired bouncing the baby0
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When an 80 year flys by you during your first 5 mile run.0
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When your legs rub together (like really rub together) and your butt jiggles when you walk! LOL0
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You start to sweat in the shower because you are trying to take a fast shower before work...0
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you rest your plate on your belly to eat0
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When people ask when the baby's due....and you're not pregnant0
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you rest your plate on your belly to eat
hahahaha awww reminds me of a sea otter!! When we went to Alaska, we saw sea otters just chillin and they used their bellies to hold the crab that they had caught and were eating.
Side note: sea otters also hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift away from each other. CUTE!! LOL haha
random, yes I know. I couldn't resist.0 -
You realize that you just ate a bag of Doritos. The big bag.0
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