You KNOW you're out of shape when...
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you have to lie down and take a deep breathe in to button up your pants, that you should have stopped wearing 4 months ago0
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When your 7 year old outswims you. That was my wake up call!0
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you can't perform 1 push-up.0
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LOL> I can relate!0
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you suck it in and nothing happens.....hahahaha!
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Actually, I once threw my back out when I picked up a makeup brush. :laugh: I was in great shape then too. It was just a fluke thing.
I did a similar thing! Threw mine out by putting some moisturiser on my knee... Old back injury that likes to resurface just when I think I'm safe haha.0 -
1) When you run up the steps and your belly and legs make a clapping sound.
2) When he rolls you in flour as part of foreplay-some will get that. Ha ha!
3) When you workout and everything jiggles.
4) When a coughing fit feels like you did 1000 crunches the next day.
# 3 was serious.0 -
.....You need a rest period while changing channels with the remote.0
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When your dog has to pull your butt the rest of the way home while on a walk....knees to chest, knees to chest!!0
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If you lose the remote control in a fold, especially if you stand up and it doesn't fall out! :laugh: :laugh:
Okay, I'm done! I was having too much fun with this. :ohwell:0 -
...Climbing the stairs to get out of the subway makes you black out
...Walking .5 mile to the train makes you hyperventilate
...Blowdrying your hair may as well be an arm workout
...you use inertia and gravevity to get yourself up from a chair, rather than any muscle group0 -
When I SWEAR I can hear bongo drums playing in time with the jiggle of my rear as I walk. :noway:
When I break a sweat just trying to get dressed in the morning. :ohwell:
When I get home from work (I have a desk job), and I'm too tired to do anything but sit on the couch and watch TV. :huh:
When bending over to tie my shoe puts so much pressure on my belly that it squeezes out a fart. :frown:
When I have to pull myself up out of a chair like I'm nine months pregnant.
When someone asks me for my due date....and I'm not pregnant. In fact, I've NEVER been pregnant....EVER. :grumble:0 -
You log 45 minutes step aerobics when you were really just putting on heels.0
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When you are winded just running up a hill0
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When you log drinking beer as 12oz curls0
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1. When you can't even go up one flight of stairs without being out of breath.
2. When you can't even do ONE push-up.
3. When taking a shower has become a workout.
4. When eating an entire container of ______ seems like a good idea.
5. When your biggest pair of sweat pants is getting snug...
6. When you see a picture of yourself at a family get together and cry... :sad:
So glad that's not me anymore! :laugh:0 -
you have to lie down and take a deep breathe in to button up your pants, that you should have stopped wearing 4 months ago
this plus use a coat hanger, because you cant get a good enough grip on the Zipper pull. :laugh:0 -
When your legs rub together (like really rub together) and your butt jiggles when you walk! LOL
When your legs rub together so hard they melt your nylons. lol0 -
When your legs rub together (like really rub together) and your butt jiggles when you walk! LOL
When your legs rub together so hard they melt your nylons. lol
I won't wear corduroys anymore because I'm terrified I'll start a fire. LOL0
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