zydratethief

Bananas and Nut butter... Well, that's a combination i haven't tried. Oh... Wait...

Bananas and Nut butter... Well, that's a combination i haven't tried. Oh... Wait...

Well for starters, being born in the same decade as me... Apart from that ill take anythin with a pulse....

If you gotta choose why not cruz?

I needn't say more...

hump

Oh God yes.... I admit though i havent been at all angelic - My boss is training for a marathon and wants to loose weight, so i find myself asking him "Should you be eating that" as he is about to tuck into a pastry... He gives me an evil look at that point.. My family however have started a game "Can you tell me the…

Tall, dark and bitter? :P

Triple shot short americano with hot skimmed milk...

Hmmm

I used to believe if i held my breath while crossing a bridge in a car, it wouldn't fall...lol

Im sorry. and i do feel for you, but i find this hilarious....lol

**Raises hand in Shame** Im trying Sigh.... **drinks water**

Seductively...In a little green number by Lettuce or a Brown Wrap from the House of Pita

haha...well this is a tough one to answer...

I use to get one...I work at a creative agency so its all open plan, which means my colleagues welcome themselves to my snacks :P at which point i stopped them ...lol

24 in Wednesday

A limerick! There was once a lady from nantucket She hopped on the train whilst in a bucket When the conductor asked her "Where's your ticket?" She opened her legs and said "**k it"

works like a charm! Stocked at all boots and good pharmacies (Personally id try the one infront of aldgate or the one in Liverpool street station!)

From the moment Mutsie introduced herself in Third person, Cygnus knew that Mutsie and him would be friends...

Anything by : Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin Nina Simone Black Sabbath Florence + the machine K$sha (guilty pleasure...)

Harry Judd from Mcfly... Now excuse me while i collect my jaw off the floor... Now for a woman who could turn me.... : Sigh....

I have an irrational fear of crossing bridges... I speak 4 languages... I bake a mean carrot cake ermmm thats about it

You should have said to both of em "Well its a good thing you've got a bit of personality, otherwise you'd be extremely boring..." works like a charm...

Before: After : And cause im feelin good :P present :

HAH! Having people flirt with me is new to me as well... I was completely oblivious to it untill she squeezed my rear and my friend explained to me she was showing an interest

awwwwwwwwwww :D

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isnt it what Mormon wives call their husbands other wives?

The excess of stress, the lack of nicotine! and missing it as well! The electric ones arent that great :(