mistertug

chocolate covered bacon

stop doing squats

A good way to find out is by following your Slimming World plan for a week or so while simultaneously tracking what you eat and burn on MFP.

when is a good age to introduce my infant to the pro-ana lifestyle

I found it easy during my first month because it's mostly water and I'm a big 'un. I guess just do the math (literally) and plan from there; it's possible. I don't recommend it, but I don't know a lot about a lot.

jog past it

:grumble:

I won't believe this until I get Dr. Mercola to verify

I used to be able to make my niece laugh at dinner by offering her a piece of butt turd bread but then she grew up

eat chocolate then ffs just track it

stop snitchin'

Do him a favor and dump him

paging doctor mercola

I tried it after reading about it, mostly because it sounded pretty close to how I eat when I'm trying to eat healthy anyway. I discovered that I'm probably gluten intolerant after all these issues I was having went away when I stopped eating gluten. So after a month, I decided it was effective, but not for me.

Me. I do. I love it. I'm biologically predisposed to getting up early, so I can't help it.

5 eggs, bulgarian feta, half pound of handmade breakfast sausage

The PhoulBallz Minor League Podcast with Jay and Tug

arguing on the internet smh

Looking good, and that shirt is hilarious

I ordered blueberry pancakes and a side of scrapple one time, thinking the scrapple would be way higher, but I was way off.

That's why measurements are good, if I don't lose weight for two weeks but I shrink anyway, it's not as discouraging. Either way, you know you're doing the right thing, so if you feel good, to hell with the numbers.

how does this game work?

Pooping at all is your first mistake.

your eardrums

Look at the list of possible causes, and change one small thing at a time, see how your body reacts each time, until you stop farting. Or go to a yoga class where you'll be surrounded by people farting constantly.

Jesus had great abs, I'm sure you're not going to hell for doing pushups and eating right

Oh yeah, that's a good one!

I'm marrying the girl that loved me even when I was more disgusting looking than I am now

45 in 2

I whip the hell out of 6 egg whites, throw in a fistful of shredded baby spinach and 1/4 cup of fat free crumbled feta, mix it up, make an omelette, top with 1/2 cup of fat free greek yogurt. Then I eat a gala apple. I'm good until 10 or 11 o'clock.