midvalesfinest

The OP approves the hijackking of this thread.

found her!

Neighbor used to throw dcon packets into my yard when i wasn't home to try to poision my dog. But he also enjoyed having loud sex with a wide range of single mom's and other MILFs in the neighborhood, and since my upstairs bedroom window could see into his bedroom, he made up for it.

Walk off! Can't be topped...

t-shirt

squat

Plaid!

I have found the grocery story a surprize source of glances, smiles and small talk ;)

a boy can dream!

I am motivated by the idea of becoming noticed by the opposite sex, of being a great body that my wife can enjoy, I am motivated by looking like the person i feel like inside...

No. Have you ever maintained a romantic relationship for financial gain?

are the jeans crotchless?

grout

Yes! HYE turnd down a marriage request

Even with out the gif posting correctly these words evoke a..um..primal response :)

mangogirl - a woman in her 20 who finds posts graphs and uses words like extrapolating.... What are you doing friday night? :)

OMG I AM a spambot...dangit! :p I also found it intersting tha the study focused on Finish men :)

Doctor of Ministry in Spiritual Formation & Leadership...but I'm becoming more and more of an agnostic. :/

Oregon

You KNOW someone is going to steal "cozylikeHef" to be their next screename :)

hmmmworking on posting images...

Holy ****! Just when i think mfp has no soul or mind someone goes and starts a REMARKABLE DB thread like this one. Thank you!

penne

I'm not talking about crack..i'm talking about cheek...butt cheek. as in short shorts :)

Ahh...based on your response i clarified/edited my original post. thanks!

Bravo!!

somebody was gonna..

Hmmm I wonder which thread is more authentic...

this is a great thread! My favorite Far Side comic is the "Midvale School for the Gifted" it is ME so much of my life. So I am Midvales Finest :)

true...i'm not..but maybe I could be your first MFP friend?