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What Day Is It?
Slap Your Irritating Co-Worker Day. Two things: Today only this is not inappropriate touching. If you are not 100% sure who this is, call in sick. National Mole Day. You probably slept through today's first opportunity, but you still have 6:02 later today. This is such an exciting day for you chemists. I'm jealous.…
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CLEAN UP THE EARTH DAY. IF WE GIVE THIS ONE JOB TO OCD'ERS AND HOARDERS ONLY, LITTER GONE. NATIONAL KNEE DAY. TAKE ONE, OR BOTH, WHEN APPROPRIATE. EAT A PRETZEL DAY. HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? SOFT OR HARD? NATIONAL COLOR DAY. PICK ONE, BUT NOT BLACK OR WHITE. TOO MUCH CONTROVERSY. NATIONAL NUT DAY. BUT NOT PEANUTS, CASHEWS,…
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What Week Is It?
Asexuality Week. If a person should be allowed to use the restroom of their gender identity, should the asexual person be barred from both? American Massage Therapy Week. Guys, if there's a happy ending, it's not therapy, and therefore not deductible. Free Speech Week. If a spoiled rotten 300 pound NFL overpaid stud muffin…
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nake in the Garden Of Eden hadn't been able to talk? Babbling Day. The holiest of holies in DC. Garbanzo Bean Day. Because it's more fun than Chickpea. Day. Count Your Buttons Day. Why are women's buttons on the wrong side? International Day of the Nacho. Would they exist if not for pot? Birthdays: 渡辺 謙, 59 Judith Susan…
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I Love Yarn Day. Without yarn, sweaters would still be made of Chainmaille and prone to rust. International Independent Video Store Day. Canceled. None left. National Brandied Fruit Day. Can there exist a better way to ingest fiber? International Sloth Day. The races begin at 8:00 AM and are expected to end sometime in the…
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Evaluate Your Life Day. Have you ever heard the term "waste of space"? National Seafood Bisque Day. Because seafood snobs can't say fish soup. Dress Like a Dork Day. To me, it's any day. New Friends Day. Time to dump the old ones. Greasy Spoon Day. There are no better breakfasts served anywhere on the planet. Birthdays:…
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Conflict Resolution Day. Divorce lawyers hate this day. Get to Know Your Customers Day. Ask them what time you should arrive at their home for Sunday dinner, and ask whether they serve wine or beer with it. If its wine, you'll know to make up an excuse for not showing up. National No Beard Day. No excuses. Just do it. It…
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What Day Is It?
Four Prunes Day. If you don't like prunes, perhaps you should try dried plums. International Print Day. Is it true that ICE has secretly accumulated every undocumented alien's fingerprints and will deport all of them as soon as they set foot in San Francisco? National Mulligan Day. This is it. One more chance at life. When…
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Department Store Day. Soon to become "This Store Is Closing Up To 70% Off Day". Dictionary Day. Most millennials are in awe that every word is in alphabetical order and not quite sure of how to pronounce them because of those funny little symbols. National Liqueur Day. Girly booze. World Anaesthesia Day. Let's go back to…
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What Day Is It?
This week is: Mediation Week. The celebration will begin when Congress finishes arguing. Drink Local Wine Week. For you winos that could mean you don't have to drive far. National Chestnut Week. A whole 7 days of Joey Chestnut memes? International Infection Prevention Week. Otherwise known as wash your hands more than once…
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be bald and be free day. do you use more toothpaste than shampoo? national chocolate covered insects day. the average chocolate bar contains eight insect parts. enjoy. national frump day. frump = frugal, responsible, unpretentious, and mature person. I can do the person part. national dessert day. chocolate covered…
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This month Friday the 13th falls on a Saturday. I Love Yarn Day. Cat Christmas. International Day for Failure. Hillary hates this day. National Train Your Brain Day. I've tried this. It doesn't work. National Yorkshire Pudding Day. Don't fall for it. It's not pudding. International Suit Up Day. Lawyers think this is all…
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What Day Is It?
Day of the Six Billion. If you are under 19, you're out. International Moment of Frustration Scream Day. At exactly 1200 Greenwich Time, you have 30 seconds to join the whole world in a loud, blood-curdling, soul cleansing scream. Old Farmers Day. Without them, would there be an almanac? World Egg Day. That grumpy old SOB…
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What Day Is It?
International Beer and Pizza Day. The only way to improve this day is to add bacon, but never, ever pineapple to your pizza. Moldy Cheese Day. If any of your cheeses have grey, blue or green colored mold, just meticulously scrape it off, carefully wrap your cheese and put it all in the trash. World Post Day. Everything…
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What Day Is It?
National Dessert Day. So many choices and all the good ones immediately add 27 pounds. National Food Truck Day. So many choices and all the good ones immediately add 27 pounds. National Sausage Pizza Day. One word: Never, ever pineapple. Southern Food Heritage Day. The only reason the North had the resolve to win is we…
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What Day Is It?
International Newspaper Carrier Day. That's one long route for a kid on a bike. International Stage Management Day. Nancy and Chuckie need a new stage manager. International Top Spinning Day. Millennials believe this means turning their tube tops around. International Walk to School Day. Sorry, kids no school bus, no mom…
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What Week Is It?
This week is: National Carry A Tune Week. I would need a solid, leakproof bucket with a Gorilla Glued lid. Teen Read Week. If it's not on a smartphone, can they? National Metric Week. https://youtu.be/5q4FjKU3tFw International Post Card Week. The first sexts Warning! You're on your own. https://youtu.be/lTDFdNtJVAk
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What Day Is It?
National Fluffernutter Day. How can we make peanut butter unhealthier? White bread and marshmallow cream. I know very well someone who loved them. National Kick Butt Day. This is not a day for the squeamish. You may want to wear your padded pants today. National Pierogi Day. Fried Ravioli made by Chef Boyardeeskiwiczyk…
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What Day Is It?
Intergeneration Day. Are you sure you want to mingle with Millenials? Do Millenials know what "intergeneration" means? National Frappe Day. If you are a guy, and I see you order one, whether it's for you or even for your dear old mother. I will immediately strip you of your man card and shred it. You Matter to Me Day. Of…
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What Day Is It?
Cephalopod Awareness Day. Please, this time of year many unwed Phylum Mollusca members are crossing highways to mate with unmarried octopi. Their roadkill can be slippery. Frugal Fun Day. Fun things for less than $5? This isn't 1945 Mad Hatter Day. In America, this has now become de rigueur. National Noodle Day. In DC they…
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WHat Day Is It?
nternational Day of No Prostitution. Today we celebrate the day we finally eliminated the world's oldest profession by being PC and changing their names to Titillation Retailers and their dark corners are now to be referred to as sinnie-marts. National Apple Betty Day, She was Johnny Apple Seed's granddaughter who couldn't…
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What Day Is It?
Improve Your Office Day. Stay home. National Ship in a Bottle Day. No! I said ship. National Taco Day. Free taco included in the purchase of National Taco Day Gift Set. National Vodka Day. There is a reason this sissy booze is named after water. World Animal Day. Today I shall thank the Lord for my favorite animals, cows…
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What Day Is It?
Guardian Angels Day. Mine has put in for a transfer. National Custodial Workers Day. With their PC name reassignment, they are no longer allowed to wear coveralls. The new uniform de rigueur is white shirt, dress wranglers, patent leather Dr Martins and hand-tied Day-Glo pink bow tie. World No Alcohol Day. I will have no…
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What Day Is It?
National Kale Day. Eat it. It's good for you. As a matter of fact, it's so good for YOU, take mine, please. Virus Appreciation Day. Who doesn't love a good bout of diarrhea? World Temperance Day. Thank you 21st amendment for solving the drinking problem in America created by Mr. Volstead. Look at the Leaves Day. Because…
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I've decided to post this daily trivia only on Facebook to save myself some time in the mornings. It will be on the GOAD page if interested. Thank you for your interest and comments.
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What Day Is It?
Global Be(er) Responsible Day. There's a reason beer and responsible are not close to each other in the dictionary. International Grenache Day. For you rowdy polo match tailgaters waiting for Jeeves to serve your Chateaubriand, remember to sip slowly and enjoy the aroma and thank those near slave paid migrants who picked…
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National Teach Ag Day. The new millennial alphabet eliminates bcdef because 26 is too many letters to remember. National Rum Punch Day. Shouldn't this have been celebrated along with Talk Like a Pirrrrate Day? National String Cheese Day. If all the string cheese eaten in America in one day were strung end to end, it would…
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What Day Is It?
International Talk Like a Pirate Day, A pirrrrate with a ship's wheel attarched to the frrrront of his pants walks into a barrrrr and orrrderrrrs a grrrog. The barrrrtenderrrr says doesn't that bother you? The Pirrrate say's Aaaarrrrgggghhhh! It's drrrrivin me nuts. National Butterrrrrscotch Pudding Day. Looks like it fell…
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What Day Is It?
Get Ready Day. Are you ready? Is anyone really ready? Are you dressed for it? Is it casual or formal? When is it time? Why do you care? Did you answer any of these questions? Why am I doing this to you? National Ceiling Fan Day. If your ceiling fan is running all the time, tell me how it is conserving energy. National…
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What Day Is It?
This is: International Clean Hands Week. If you can't get to genuine soap and water to wash your hands after using the "facility", do not touch anything or anyone until you can sterilize yourself. This may make it difficult to drive your car, but, hey, you're the one who didn't check first. National Indoor Plant Week.…
