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My goal for tonight....
Learn how to do this. I'll report back tomorrow.
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I need to lose 10lbs...
in 4.25 hours. What should I do?
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CORN!!!!
Happy Birthday Bestie!!!! Welcome to your 30's :) I can't wait to see you in 28 hours!!!!!
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Dinner Ideas - ACG *LOL*
I have surprise dinner guests coming tonight and need to prepare a meal in under 1 hour (prep and cook time). I have on hand: Veggies: purple & orange carrots parsnips fingerling potatoes yukon gold potatoes every color pepper imaginable broccoli garlic/onion/other basics lettuce orange and yellow grape tomatoes Meat:…
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I'm ECSTATIC that there's another new group for noob!
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I'm avoiding calling a client...
So instead, join me thinking stupid random thoughts. Things I never thought I’d have as a child/teen… but do: 1. A friend named “Thor” 2. A child 3. A f*cking cage full of live crickets 4. Plastic surgery 5. A divorce 6. Internet access EVERYWHERE 7. Big boobs 8. Tattoos 9. A fat *kitten* 10. Hatred for a tree
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NSFW
too much to ask for you f*cktards? Yeah, I know it is. So I'll just leave now all dejected and sad.
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I'm kind of appalled...
Today was my first day volunteering in my son's cafeteria for lunch. I'm just there to help open containers, pick up spills, fetch the forgotten salt & ketchup, etc... This is a small private school where hot lunch is made by the women at church, generally not too shabby as far as nutrition goes, and a whopping $1.75.…
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Technology Geeks - Need help
I'm no longer of awesome geek standard and really antique when it comes to technology, so forgive me. What I'm looking for are software suggestions for routing documents electronically for signature. For example... 5 people need to sign one page of a document or approve one bill. It needs to route from one to the next,…
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Appetizer Suggestion?
I need to make apps for 40 women that meet the following requirements: 1. Finger Food 2. Easy to transport on a long trip :) 3. Vegetarian (seafood and dairy OK) 4. Cold - nothing hot 5. Cheap & Easy... like me. Seriously, though, I don't have much time to throw something together. I'm not looking for gourmet, but good.…
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PLEASE Stay on Topic...
So far we've got bets on Paint Roller, Dog Poo Bags, and cylindrical Canadian Radio. And..... go.
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France bans Beauty Pageants...
France’s Senate has voted to ban beauty pageants for children under 16, in an effort to protect girls from being sexualized too early. Anyone who enters a child into such a contest would face up to two years in prison and about $40,000 in fines. A pageant organizer lamented the severity of the measure. The Senate approved…
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I would like my friends to know...
This is what I do in my spare time. Meet Bob. The tomato.
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Carrageenan... for SCIENCE!
So, before bed last night, I had a bowl of cereal (which is rare for me). It was Crispix with Diamond Breeze Almond Milk. I've been lactose intolerant for well over a decade and have found Almond Milk to generally be ok -- albeit, I don't drink much milk period. I woke up at midnight with your typical cramps and total pain…
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I introduce you to... Rocket Frog.
That is all.
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Tornado/Water Spouts
Just a bit ago, in my hometown... Kinda cool lookin. Touched down over Lake Michigan. Now... back to balls, Schmegma, and AIDS.
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Have you faked a pregnancy??
http://wreg.com/2013/09/05/women-buying-positive-pregnancy-tests-online-to-trick-men/ ADMIT IT! I know you have...
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Dating Tips
A few of us MFP girls are back in the dating game... It has been noted that we have no effing clue what we're doing so, please, give us your best tips here. So far it's been recorded: 1. Save any stories about embarrassing bowel movements until date 3. 2. Do not fart on his weenis... yet. What else should we know??
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Let's make parenting even harder....
Totally made me laugh, so sharing... Is it me or has parenting become exponentially more difficult in the last 10 years? When I was a kid, I remember spending my days eating Spaghetti-Os, watching marathons of Muppet Babies, and playing outside for hours and hours with no adult in sight. You know what that's considered…
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Which would you buy?
You can get a dozen eggs from the farmer up the road for $4.00, or from your local grocery store for $0.99. Which do you buy?
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Julia Child's 101st Birthday
August 15, 2013 marks what would have been Julia Child's 101st birthday. (I'm a day late... oops...) She's one of my most respected chefs and boeuf bourguignon hero. To celebrate the life of one of America's true culinary darlings, here are some of Child's best quotes. Assembled by Huffington Post. 1. "The only time to eat…
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Afternoon Funnies: Zoo in China disguises dog as Lion
I just can't stop laughing at this one... Story URL: http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Peace/2013/08/15/China-zoo-under-fire-for-disguising-dog-as-lion
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Totally normal, right?
Just showing off for my friends :)
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Best Deals on Party Supplies
Completely Random... Anyone have tips for the best deals on paper products, vinyl table cloths, that sort of stuff?
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Minecraft - I don't get it.
Dear Friends, My 7 year old is obsessed with Minecraft, and I don't get it. Not that I really "get" any video games, but particularly this one. The graphics are awful - which I understand is intentional, but... why? It seems to me all he does is build things, which is cool and imaginative and all... but why not then build…
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Why doesn't cabbage taste like chocolate?
I mean... clearly, cauliflower tastes like potatoes. Spinach & mushrooms taste like pizza. Chicken tastes like Waffles. But why doesn't my cabbage taste like chocolate?
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Out of the mouths of babes!
This morning there were a bunch of super concerned faces on the staff of my 6 year old son's school. Lots of “Are you OK? Is there anything we can do?” this morning.. . I was confused. Here’s what THEY heard? “My mom is losing her hair.” Is she OK? “No, she’s sick.” Yeah… I throw my hair that falls out every damn day in…
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WHERE is he putting the food??
I just calculated the approximate calories my 6 Yr old son ate today... Far more than me. Where does his tiny little self put it all?? LOL I fear bankruptcy when he's a teenager and I can't afford to feed him! ;) His day: 2 cuties Granola bar Turkey wrap Milk Tomatoes Crackers Dove Chocolate Bite Apple Cutie 2 Chicken…
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Quiche Suggestions?
I'm making 2 or 3 Quiches for Mother's Day. One is a quiche lorraine (dad can't have many veggie, so this is his request). Suggestions for the other two? Normally I just dump in whatever I have in the fridge, but perhaps some of you have some awesome recipes you'd share :) Danke!
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Breakfast Burritos... with Sriracha.
Yesterday, I decided to make a bunch of breakfast burritos to freeze so I have myself some morning yumminess. Holy crap these are good... so I'm sharing: 6 slices Thick Cut bacon, fried & chopped up Sautee some onions & peppers 8 eggs whisked up with a splash of water, salt & pepper, Sriracha to taste and just barely…
