You know you are LCHF when...
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missholls910 wrote: »I was at the grocery store on Saturday morning after being up super late the night before. Without realizing it, I flipped over the toilet paper and started looking for the carb count.
HA HA HA ... thanks for sharing - made me laugh out loud!
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missholls910 wrote: »I was at the grocery store on Saturday morning after being up super late the night before. Without realizing it, I flipped over the toilet paper and started looking for the carb count.
** We have a wiener! **
PS. Low net carbs (mostly fiber).
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You get irritated that you accidentally buy the wrong hwc because it has 1 gram of carb.7
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@cstehansen - They ALL have about 6.4 grams of carbs per cup... Just different brands round down their servings to make it look like less... Just FYI.5
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KnitOrMiss wrote: »You buy eggs by the crate, not by those rinky dink 12 count cartons that might last 3 meals, at best.
Or you have 13 daily laying chickens and your husband is looking into buying a pig to butcher...JessicaLCHF wrote: »KnitOrMiss wrote: »You buy eggs by the crate, not by those rinky dink 12 count cartons that might last 3 meals, at best.
Or you have 13 daily laying chickens and your husband is looking into buying a pig to butcher...
Or you buy your beef by the half cow!
We have two freezers in our garage. One holds the cow, and the other smaller one has the pig. LOL7 -
missholls910 wrote: »I was at the grocery store on Saturday morning after being up super late the night before. Without realizing it, I flipped over the toilet paper and started looking for the carb count.
LOL That's great!
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Yes! I live that one too! Gotta enjoy the juice too!KnitOrMiss wrote: »You buy eggs by the crate, not by those rinky dink 12 count cartons that might last 3 meals, at best.
Or you have 13 daily laying chickens and your husband is looking into buying a pig to butcher...
I would love to have chickens but my hubs is super suburban man and thinks it's weird to do country stuff in the burbs. Plus, bird poop... lol1 -
cstehansen wrote: »You get irritated that you accidentally buy the wrong hwc because it has 1 gram of carb.
You actually just bought one with honest labeling. The ones that say zero are rounding down.2 -
You know you're LCHF when your husband doesn't see any reason to keep the little bit of beef roast leftover because it's "just a few pieces and a bunch of fat" and you pack it away for your lunch the next day to his disgust. Lol
He is sorta on board with the low carb part but not so much with the high fat part.
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Sunny_Bunny_ wrote: »You know you're LCHF when your husband doesn't see any reason to keep the little bit of beef roast leftover because it's "just a few pieces and a bunch of fat" and you pack it away for your lunch the next day to his disgust. Lol
He is sorta on board with the low carb part but not so much with the high fat part.
Hahaha my boyfriend looked at me like I was insane when I grabbed 50% fat and 50% meat when we had a ham for dinner one night.3 -
When at least once a week someone wants all the details of your diet....and you get super excited to share the keto gospel until they say "oh no, I can't live without bread, cake, fries, insert other carby food here. lol6
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When at least once a week someone wants all the details of your diet....and you get super excited to share the keto gospel until they say "oh no, I can't live without bread, cake, fries, insert other carby food here. lol
.... and you resist the temptation to say, [insert favorite comeback you never utter, such as]:Oh. You mean:
"oh no, you can't keep your weight, triglycerides,
blood pressure and glucose high enough to reduce
your life expectancy and enrich your chances of getting Alzheimer's"
without bread, cake, [ho-ho's, doritos, leaded coke,,,,,].8 -
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when you realize after getting hungry after coffee for the first time in months that half and half doesnt have enough fat.11
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When you accidentally have bacon grease all over your work keyboard...11
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SuperCarLori wrote: »when you realize after getting hungry after coffee for the first time in months that half and half doesnt have enough fat.
Haha! Yes! I wish I had a cow.2 -
When you look at the clock at 10:15am after being up for nearly 6 hours and are not phased by the fact you haven't eaten anything yet.
I really don't miss the days where if I hadn't already had breakfast plus at least one snack by now I would feel like I was going to die of hunger, and even if I had both of those, wondering if I would make it to lunch without another snack.5 -
When at least once a week someone wants all the details of your diet....and you get super excited to share the keto gospel until they say "oh no, I can't live without bread, cake, fries, insert other carby food here. lol
I had a family member say the same, then laughed when I said I was cutting out all sugar. About 40lbs later she asked me "what's that diet you're doing again?". She's asked me about it a few times even after explaining it and helping her grocery shop and everything..
She loves those "veggie" chips. Sigh. 2 -
When you feel like tech support for food.
"Can I have pasta?" No, that's a carb.
"Oh but we can have quinoa right?" No.. carb.. if you just read the back of the label..
"Ok but I can still have honey in my tea because it's a natural sugar right?" No.....
"Well sweet potatoes are good because Dr Oz said durka durka blah blah blah" No.. still a carb..
"This is too hard" Ok18 -
When you feel like tech support for food.
"Can I have pasta?" No, that's a carb.
"Oh but we can have quinoa right?" No.. carb.. if you just read the back of the label..
"Ok but I can still have honey in my tea because it's a natural sugar right?" No.....
"Well sweet potatoes are good because Dr Oz said durka durka blah blah blah" No.. still a carb..
"This is too hard" Ok
LMAO. This is exactly what I go through.7 -
samanthaluangphixay wrote: »When you accidentally have bacon grease all over your work keyboard...
yesterday...2 -
JessicaLCHF wrote: »SuperCarLori wrote: »when you realize after getting hungry after coffee for the first time in months that half and half doesnt have enough fat.
Haha! Yes! I wish I had a cow.
Bingo!
Now that's something worth having a cow over, as my grandmother used to say!6 -
When you feel like tech support for food.
"Can I have pasta?" No, that's a carb.
"Oh but we can have quinoa right?" No.. carb.. if you just read the back of the label..
"Ok but I can still have honey in my tea because it's a natural sugar right?" No.....
"Well sweet potatoes are good because Dr Oz said durka durka blah blah blah" No.. still a carb..
"This is too hard" Ok
Yeah, reading is hard work.
PS. You've got Dr. Oz's mumblemouth dialect down pat.!
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When you feel like tech support for food.
"Can I have pasta?" No, that's a carb.
"Oh but we can have quinoa right?" No.. carb.. if you just read the back of the label..
"Ok but I can still have honey in my tea because it's a natural sugar right?" No.....
"Well sweet potatoes are good because Dr Oz said durka durka blah blah blah" No.. still a carb..
"This is too hard" Ok
Ha! Does my sister call you too??7 -
When you feel like tech support for food.
"Can I have pasta?" No, that's a carb.
"Oh but we can have quinoa right?" No.. carb.. if you just read the back of the label..
"Ok but I can still have honey in my tea because it's a natural sugar right?" No.....
"Well sweet potatoes are good because Dr Oz said durka durka blah blah blah" No.. still a carb..
"This is too hard" Ok
So true! I'm glad my husband is supportive and eating with me but Dude! read a label once in a while!3 -
When you feel like tech support for food.
"Can I have pasta?" No, that's a carb.
"Oh but we can have quinoa right?" No.. carb.. if you just read the back of the label..
"Ok but I can still have honey in my tea because it's a natural sugar right?" No.....
"Well sweet potatoes are good because Dr Oz said durka durka blah blah blah" No.. still a carb..
"This is too hard" Ok
Between this one and the one about checking carb count on TP, I am not sure which is my favorite post on this thread.
At least my wife is finally starting to understand well enough that she has stopped asking about foods until she has looked at the packaging.5 -
Rainqueen77 wrote: »When you feel like tech support for food.
"Can I have pasta?" No, that's a carb.
"Oh but we can have quinoa right?" No.. carb.. if you just read the back of the label..
"Ok but I can still have honey in my tea because it's a natural sugar right?" No.....
"Well sweet potatoes are good because Dr Oz said durka durka blah blah blah" No.. still a carb..
"This is too hard" Ok
Ha! Does my sister call you too??
Yowza!
By my count, that brings the total of erudite ketophiles here with sisters who get all their health info from People mag to about... 1003.
Dang.
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KnitOrMiss wrote: »@cstehansen - They ALL have about 6.4 grams of carbs per cup... Just different brands round down their servings to make it look like less... Just FYI.
Buy lactose free dairy = no milk sugar = less carbs 1 -
When your friends calls you up before dinner confirming they are cooking to your dietary requirements.5
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