You know you are LCHF when...
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You totally confuse the butcher by insisting on getting the fattier cuts and squeal in delight when you realise they are now making their own pork scratchings.2
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How about when talking about terrible breath and stinky pee makes us happy?6
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tcunbeliever wrote: »it's a touch sweet because of the coconut milk
I know you probably know this, but for other people browsing the forum, just wanted to provide an FYI that Starbucks coconut milk isn't like coconut milk you'd get in a can; it's more like "coconut beverage" --
http://rebootedbody.com/starbucks-coconut-milk/
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RowdysLady wrote: »How about when talking about terrible breath and stinky pee makes us happy?
You forgot the bowel movements lol
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I sort of wish I could buy large bottles of dill juice. No pickles please.
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RowdysLady wrote: »How about when talking about terrible breath and stinky pee makes us happy?
You forgot the bowel movements lol
Bowel movements??? What bowel movements? Apparently there are none
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RowdysLady wrote: »How about when talking about terrible breath and stinky pee makes us happy?
You forgot the bowel movements lol
You mean.... solid vs. liquid/gas?2 -
When you scour the internet in a panic to find out if pepto bismol is sugar free.7
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When you plan how you are going to respond to people at Thanksgiving dinner about why you aren't eating certain things because you don't feel like explaining Keto and why it's OKAY contrary to their beliefs.2
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RowdysLady wrote: »How about when talking about terrible breath and stinky pee makes us happy?
You forgot the bowel movements lol
You mean.... solid vs. liquid/gas?
Liquid/gas/, it is a weapon of mass destruction or not?
Did the power shower leave the toilet sparkling clean?
The secret behind avoiding the scart.
How to get away with the silent BUT deadly in public.
New party game, how far can your farts eject a champagne cork out of your butt?
And the ups, my champagne cork fart just killed the neighbour by accident, am I liable? Please help with my defence as I am already being sued by my other neighbour who claims obnoxious gasses are escaping from my house and affecting the house prices in my street.5 -
RowdysLady wrote: »How about when talking about terrible breath and stinky pee makes us happy?
You forgot the bowel movements lol
You mean.... solid vs. liquid/gas?
Liquid/gas/, it is a weapon of mass destruction or not?
Did the power shower leave the toilet sparkling clean?
The secret behind avoiding the scart.
How to get away with the silent BUT deadly in public.
New party game, how far can your farts eject a champagne cork out of your butt?
And the ups, my champagne cork fart just killed the neighbour by accident, am I liable? Please help with my defence as I am already being sued by my other neighbour who claims obnoxious gasses are escaping from my house and affecting the house prices in my street.
Bwaahaahaa...
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On Keto NOTHING escapes the butt. The body as a black hole.... there is no escape velocity, food goes in, nothing comes out. That is my problem.1
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canadjineh wrote: »On Keto NOTHING escapes the butt. The body as a black hole.... there is no escape velocity, food goes in, nothing comes out. That is my problem.
We should join forces, I celebrate each time I do a solid one. But it is probably more my IBS than keto that creates that issue. My house is always stacked with the softest of tissues lol.
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. . . when there's no such thing as TMI. . . 12
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When you pack two jars of coconut oil on your vacation...one for your face and one one for your coffee.7
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You notice that all your clothes are mysteriously collecting grease stains... grrr!10
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you involuntarily gasp in horror as your wife pours the bacon grease down the drain!!3
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When your cat believes you are cooking for him.2
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When your cat believes you are cooking for him.
Every meal....silly Lucifer sits at my feet while I cook and sits in Rowdy's lap while we eat. He'd sit on the plate if we'd let him. He smells the meat and the string cheese a mile away. He LOVES some string cheese...like nothing I've ever seen.1 -
Gibbs has taken to perfecting the art of begging, those sad eyes, and swiping food off my plate. But he also gives the best cat hugs ever. As well as pushing up my protein bill. Good job I love him as much as I do! Tonight I cooked 4 chicken drumsticks, 2 for each of us, and I got the skin of course, my other half finds it hilarious lol0
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When you go through the freezer and finds bags of bones everywhere, that you have saved up to make broth from.2
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canadjineh wrote: »On Keto NOTHING escapes the butt. The body as a black hole.... there is no escape velocity, food goes in, nothing comes out. That is my problem.
Have you tried magnesium supplement & maybe a probiotic supplement?
Every night I take 2 acidophilus (2 billion per) and 1 magnesium malate 1000 mg tablet.
Every morning, like clockwork, my system wakes up when I do and does it's thing -1 -
So, this might not be a big deal. I'm pretty new to the LCHF way and still figuring things out but...
When your family thinks you're a magician for making zucchini look like spaghetti and it tastes better.12 -
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Liquid/gas/, it is a weapon of mass destruction or not?
Did the power shower leave the toilet sparkling clean?
The secret behind avoiding the scart.
How to get away with the silent BUT deadly in public.
New party game, how far can your farts eject a champagne cork out of your butt?
And the ups, my champagne cork fart just killed the neighbour by accident, am I liable? Please help with my defence as I am already being sued by my other neighbour who claims obnoxious gasses are escaping from my house and affecting the house prices in my street.
Such a homey vision of the social benefits of going LC.
I have to wonder how many city blocks the carb-distilling Former You would have cleared; yet now you're down to just one ailing neighbor on each side. That's progress. It's all relative.
Ok, the cork incident. It would depend why you were compelled to stopper your sphincter in the first place.
IF it was to avoid incendiary effects during confession (or parent-teacher conferences, obedience school, etc.) AND you were afraid to remove it - but not because you were practicing for a party game - AND you really didn't aim it out your 3rd floor window directly at the spool of cotton candy in your neighbor's hand, after he'd swiped it from his screaming kid to satisfy his pathetic sugar addiction, and pop him right in the temple, then... uh, yeah.
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Your server keeps offering you options to the potatoes and you keep saying "nope, I don't eat those either." So happy I am one of those people now.4
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canadjineh wrote: »On Keto NOTHING escapes the butt. The body as a black hole.... there is no escape velocity, food goes in, nothing comes out. That is my problem.
Have you tried magnesium supplement & maybe a probiotic supplement?
Every night I take 2 acidophilus (2 billion per) and 1 magnesium malate 1000 mg tablet.
Every morning, like clockwork, my system wakes up when I do and does it's thing
Thanks, hookilau, that would definitely be the normal problem solver route, unfortunately I already take pretty large doses of all these things for other immune system issues. For instance I already take a 12 billion/13 strain probiotic, etc. My body works fine as long as I don't go below 20ish g of carb regularly, once in a while is OK, but I need to be around 50ish for me to go comfortably and regularly (in the late evening - I'm a night shift worker).1 -
You know you are LCHF when you confidently tell the waiter how to amend your meal to make it fit your macros, before thanking him/her and leaving your tip showing your appreciation.2
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The amount of mayo-based, bacon-topped chicken salad you consume confounds your friends when they pare it against your weight loss5
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You know you are LCHF when you start to find pork rib chops are just too lean, but rejoice when you discover you can buy uncured pork belly slices for half the price and get twice the fat.
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