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I was stood in the queue at the post office last year and when I looked at the tv screen showing the picture from the security camera, I noticed this really fat bald bloke. I looked around to see who was behind me, only to realise the really fat bald bloke was me. Now I thought, there is not a lot I can do about male…
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My one true love The memory of that first kiss Feeling safe and content Premier Inns My children and grandchildren, and those I have not yet met Poppies Smoked garlic butter Aeroplanes Ferry trips Having a best friend Cwtches Sharing a pizza My fiancee Laying and looking at the stars Icecream
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I would make an appointment at the Doctors, I am surprised none of your loved ones have suggested it already Karen!
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My girl is the whole package. Intelligent Funny Beautiful Sexy Loving I am a very lucky man
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Well he was an absolute fool. On the upside, your current man is the luckiest man alive!
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When you hear an owl calling twit too-woo, it is actually two owls calling to each other. The first one calls twit, the second replies too-woo.
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Oh yes, my lady is a lot of fun. A lot :love:
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Corn flakes were originally used to discourage *kitten*. John Harvey Kellogg was deeply against the practice.
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One for the Americans here: A group of baboons is called a congress!
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An earworm is that piece of music that gets stuck in your head and you can not get rid of it.
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If you have a hire/rental car and are not sure what side the fuel cap is, then just look at the dashboard, there will be a little picture to help you out as you drive up to the garage: I had driven for 15 years before I realised this! 2nd fact I met the love of my life on this website and I am eternally grateful for it.…
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I love all of my lady, but if I had to pick one thing, it would be her hour glass figure. She is stunning.
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St Athan here too. Did you enjoy Pen Y Fan? I went up there last year with work.
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Made me laugh!!! Excilled Geordie here in Cardiff.
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False. The next person has never seen white dog poo!
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Before I started on this journey, I was out shopping wearing a fatface sweater (http://www.fatface.com/). An old guy, in his eighties, stopped me, read the fatface logo and then asked me if it was an ironic purchase, before walking off without waiting for an answer!! I almost p1ssed myself laughing!
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Me too :happy:
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Go on. I dare you. I double dare you :tongue:
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There is an article on it in the Daily Mail today: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2270901/Can-really-fit-FOUR-MINUTES-day-Its-hot-new-exercise-craze-And-amazingly-worked-exhausted-guinea-pig.html I see BBC also repeated the Horizon program last night - The Truth About Exercise - which also covered HIIT, although…
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Just joined the 40s club, happy to support anybody who wants it.
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My girl is 46 now and she is hotter now than she has ever been. I am a very lucky guy :happy:
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Lubrication :laugh:
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Amount of milk is purely to your own taste
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Probably the blend, you need a nice breakfast blend such a Twinnings With tradiitonal Chai Tea they heat the milk, water, tea and spices together for many hours over a medium heat
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It only works really with a breakfast blend, not too great with green tea or earl grey
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Always water first. To properly infuse the tea the water needs to be as close to 100 C as possible, if you add the milk first this immediately reduces the temperature of the water, stopping the infusion. This is why you can not get a good cup of tea anywhere that is at altitude as water boils at a lower temperature the…
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It was 1913 and spring was in the air, birds were twittering, flowers were beginning to bloom and new born lambs were gambolling. Unfortunately I had no interest in these miracles of nature as I perched precariously on top of the railings that fronted my house. The problem was I couldn’t move because one of those…
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oh, and clicking the "Do not save changes" button on Excel by accident, losing the last hour's work!
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People who get into the elevator and press the button for the floor you have already pressed even though the bright red light makes it is perfectly obvious you have already pressed it. Celery - devil's stick! People who don't pick up their dog's crap Crumbs in the bed When you have lost something and people say "It will be…
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To be living with my best friend and soulmate by this time next year.
