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Lame Jokes. And I mean REALLY lame.
I wanna hear your worst Lame joke. THE WORST. Example: "Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned."
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Roll Call!
Who is still here and active? I'm cracking down on my weight loss and I needz some inspiration and motivation up in this joint. Anyone here?
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Cardio and strength training questions
I have some questions my workout routine. I've done some research, but there's so much conflicting information out there that I can't wrap my brain around it all. Usually I walk/run 3 miles a day to exercise. My main goal is to lose weight and eventually work more on toning. I'm aware that I needed to add in some strength…
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To sleeve or not to sleeve. That is the question
Considering the Gastric sleeve. I have been overweight all my life but have gotten close to 325 pounds and I am sick of the constant yo yo of losing weight than gaining it back. Been working really hard on controlling my food intake and getting more exercise for the past year (counting calories, walking every day etc) and…
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Describe your day Using only a song title.
Today mine is "I can see clearly now" by Jimmy Cliff
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Dirty Little Secrets and Guilty Pleasures
I'm an intrusive jerk, so I want to know everyone's NON FOOD related guilty pleasures or Dirty little secrets. My guilty pleasure is listening to Taylor Swift and dancing around pretending like I actually know what I'm doing... My Dirty Little secret? I've kept a pack of cigarettes hidden in my car even though I quit over…
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To All the Working Moms out there.
Disclaimer- This is semi fitness related but also an issue I dealt with personally. I wrote a blog on this, but I am curious about the opinions of the masses. I have a 5 month old son. I adore him. Because I adore him I work to make sure our money stretches far enough to cover our bills. We recently put him into daycare…
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Episode Titles and what they mean. Season 5
I'm about to get all deep and stuff. Warning given. Proceed as you wish. In season 1 episode 4 Dale had a quote that I found very interesting. Dale Horvath: I like what, uh, a father said to son when he give him a watch that had been handed down through generations. He said "I give you the mausoleum of all hope and desire,…
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Responses to Corny pickup lines.
Example. : Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? response: No, but it hurt when I drunkenly fell down the side of a steep cliff several years ago and rolled into the river.
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For a Fat girl, I'm a fox! (apparently.)???
I was walking into work this morning and as per the norm, I ended up having to share the elevator with the good looking Lab tech that works on the floor below me. We usually get to work about the same time, so inevitably we end up sharing the elevator. It's almost become part of my morning ritual. Only Today was different.…
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I need some Cheese to go with this Whine.
I want to rant and whine about how I've been working pretty hard at this weight loss thing,but haven't seen much as far as results. I WANT to throw my hands in the air and give up. But I can't and I won't. I think what I need is a healthy dose of reality. I need a swift kick in the *kitten*. I complain about not getting…
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Gym-phobic Newbie seeking a cure.
I am awesome, but I'm obese. I'm aware of this. I want to change it. I have changed my diet up (which is still a work in progress) I have made healthier choices. I have stopped coddling myself. Now all that's left is getting involved in a good exercise regimen. Here's the deal. I AM NOT making ANY excuses for myself. I'm a…
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A Girl and her cake. "A love story"
Hi, My name is Krystal and I'm a cake-aholic. I don't know when it started. I don't know how it started. But I do know that I have a serious relationship going with food. (like cake. mmmmm frosting!) We are like an old married couple. we have been together for what seems like forever, we love each other and hate each other…
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Under Calorie goal but not losing weight very quickly
So every day I try pretty hard to stay at or under my calorie goal. I am pretty active in the evenings and usually walk a mile at least per day. (would be more if I didn't have so many dang knee issues lately) But it seems like my weight is generally staying put. I have only lost 2 pounds so far. I know I need to cut back…
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My baby ate my willpower.
Now that I have your attention.... I am a new mom of the sweetest most adorable little bundle of snuggles on the planet. He is literally the best thing that has ever happened to me. He has motivated me to not only be a better person, but a healthier one. I want to be able to make an *kitten* of myself by running around…
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Keto Diet. To do or not to do?
I have heard all these rave reviews about the Keto diet. Does it really work and is it an easy "diet" to follow. I typically don't do "dieting" because it is temporary and doesn't work, but the hubby is trying to lose weight too and this Seems like the only diet so far that he would be willing to do. Any tips or opinions…
