Lame Jokes. And I mean REALLY lame.
KrysKiss87
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I wanna hear your worst Lame joke. THE WORST.
Example: "Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?
Both crews were marooned."
Example: "Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?
Both crews were marooned."
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Did you hear the one about the guy who walked into a bar..? "Ouch!.. That hurt"1
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A horse walks into the bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?"0
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In for new dad jokes...0
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Why did the teddy bear decline dessert? Because he was stuffed.0
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A toothless termite walked into a bar and asked "where's the Bartender (bar tender)?"0
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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The white horse fell in the mud0
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A man walked into a bar, OUCH!0
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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade in the kitchen?
Linoleum blown apart (Napolian Beuanapart)0 -
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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street. The priest sees a twelve year old boy walking to the corner. The priest says lets *kitten* him. The Rabbi says oughta what?0
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Texasgntlman wrote: »
I didn't read, but yours was funny too haha! lol0 -
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asflatasapancake wrote: »Why did the monkey fall out the tree?
Because he was dead. [/quote
I find this one amusing!0 -
How many men does it take to change a toilet paper roll?
Nobody knows because it's never been done3 -
how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten!
Ten tickles.0 -
Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was assaulted.0
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Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Orange you glad I'd didn't say orange again.
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I love corney jokes /otherwise known as dad jokes!!
What do you call wood with nothing to do...Board
What kind of dog can tell time ... a watch dog.
Grasshopper walks into a bar and the bar tender says "we have a drink named after you." The grass hopper says "really you have a drink named Steve?"
My all time favorite joke
What did the Zen Budhist say to the NYC hot dog vendor.... Make me one with everything!!!0 -
what sound does a 100lb canary make ?
(you have to shout the answer...) TWEET !!!!!0 -
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Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted. (assaulted)0
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Two brownies are in the oven. One brownie says to the other "wow its hot in here." The other brownie shouts "aaaaahhhhh a talking borwnie"0
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I love corney jokes /otherwise known as dad jokes!!
What do you call wood with nothing to do...Board
What kind of dog can tell time ... a watch dog.
Grasshopper walks into a bar and the bar tender says "we have a drink named after you." The grass hopper says "really you have a drink named Steve?"
My all time favorite joke
What did the Zen Budhist say to the NYC hot dog vendor.... Make me one with everything!!!
So true! Dad jokes! I miss my dad's corny ways!
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My son's favorite:
What do you call a penguin on the moon?
LOST!0 -
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Why is Ireland the richest country in the world?
Because it's capital is always Dublin!0 -
Why'd the pollock take a car door with him into the desert? So he could wind the window down when he got hot.0
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Why was Hellen Keller's leg yellow? Her dog was blind too!0
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How does an ethnocentric person change a light bulb. They hold up the light bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them0
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Knock Knock
Who's there
Boo
Boo Who?
Don't cry, it's just me0
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