Lame Jokes. And I mean REALLY lame.
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Not really a joke but something I think is funny in a corny way
Why to they call a nose job rino-plasty isn't that just hurtful to the people getting it done.0 -
A bear walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "Can I have a large Gin and............................................................Tonic?"
The Bartender says "Yeah sure, but what's with the big pause?"
The bear holds up his paws and says "Cause i'm a bear!!"0 -
This one is actually my favorite joke of all time.
Are you ready?
"A farmer is out standing in his field"0 -
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinocerous? 'Ell if I know.
Why won't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
(These jokes are required telling on the tour bus at the San Diego Zoo. Just ask my husband, a dad joke connoisseur if there ever was one.)0 -
What do you do when your new wife walks into the living room?
Shorten the chain, she shouldn't be out of the kitchen.0 -
There is a whole list of jokes about a guy with no arms and no legs: I'll start it and you can ad too it.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying in front of the door? -Matt
What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the lake? -Bob
What do you call a man with no arms and legs beside a hole in the ground? -Doug0 -
So, this one is dumb and awesome at the same time:
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
Fishbowl0 -
I went to the zoo the other day, and it was completely empty. It only had one dog in the whole park....
It was shih tzu0 -
What do you call a woman with no arms and legs lying in a cow pasture? Patty.0
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked his problem out with a pencil.
It was #2 pencil.0 -
NewLIFEstyle4ME wrote: »Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Orange you glad I'd didn't say orange again.
Knock, Knock
-Who's there?
Banana.
-Banana, who?
Knock, Knock
-Who's there?
Banana.
-Banana, who?
Knock, Knock
-Who's there?
Orange.
-Orange, who?
Orange you glad I'd didn't say banana?0 -
What does Forrest Gump use as a password?
1Forrest10 -
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Brittny Spears
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oops, I did it again.0 -
I hate when people tie knots in the bread package. Now I gotta be a dang Macguyver or James Bond just to make a sandwich!!!??0
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So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff…
Ba Dum Tssh0 -
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Why did the bubblegum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken.0 -
What do you call the situation where a Bull swallows some dynamite?
abominable ( A Bomb in a Bull)
What do you call the situation after the dynamite goes off?
Noble (No Bull)0 -
What do you call the guy with no arms and no legs at the poker table? -Chip0
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