Lame Jokes. And I mean REALLY lame.
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Where is Moscow?
In the barn next to Pa's cow0 -
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one
What kind of cheese isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese
What did the letter say to the stamps?
"Stick with me and we'll go places"
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn at the dinner table?
Where's pop corn?
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5 old guys stand around talking
Guy 1 says after I hit 70 I cant't take a really good pee
Guy 2 says after I hit 70 I cant have a really good bowel movement
Guy 3 says after I hit 70 I can't get and erection.
Guy 4 says after I hit 70 I can't sleep past 6am
Guy 5 says every morning around 6 am I pee, have a bowel movement, and get an erection, only problem is I don't wake up till 8am
I am always afraid this is going to happen to me when I get old just for telling this joke so often.1 -
This is better said than written.
Did you hear about the wine made by Long Island Housewives .... (said in winey voice) but I waaanna go to miamiiii0 -
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for the fresh prints.
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A snare drum and a cymbal fall out of a tree.
*ba-dum ching*
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KrysKiss87 wrote: »A snare drum and a cymbal fall out of a tree.
*ba-dum ching*
Good one.. Makes me think of:
How do Chinese name their kids?
..they go to the kitchen and throw silverware in the air and listen as it hits the floor -
"Ching ...Chang.. Chong ..."0 -
So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff…
Ba Dum TsshKrysKiss87 wrote: »A snare drum and a cymbal fall out of a tree.
*ba-dum ching*
I feel like I have heard something similar before...
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yeah, I didn't read through them all. Sorry for the repeat.
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KrysKiss87 wrote: »yeah, I didn't read through them all. Sorry for the repeat.
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not sure if it has been done but it is my fav
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh???
Ten tickles0 -
danielabe1985 wrote: »not sure if it has been done but it is my fav
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh???
Ten tickles
I love that! ^
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "why the long face?"
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Who cleans up the Sea?
Mer-maids.0 -
Texasgntlman wrote: »There is a whole list of jokes about a guy with no arms and no legs: I'll start it and you can ad too it.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying in front of the door? -Matt
What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the lake? -Bob
What do you call a man with no arms and legs beside a hole in the ground? -Doug
What do you call a man with no arms and legs hanging on the wall? - Art0 -
This one might get me beat up.
Why does a woman where white on their wedding day. So they can match the other kitchen appliances.
I don't really believe this please don't hurt me.
I shouldn't be encouraging this, but:
Why are women's feet smaller than men's? To stand closer to the sink0 -
what does DNA stand for ?
national dyslexic association0 -
They did a study to find out why when geese fly in their "V" formation one side's longer than the other. Do you know why?
There's more geese on that side.0 -
Two blondes walked into a bar...the brunette ducked0
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean...Bob
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in front of a door...Matt
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall...Art0 -
So the worst joke I ever read on a Laffy Taffy wrapper was:
"what do you get when you mix a fly, a car, and a pet?"
"a flying carpet"
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